These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - .
of all the great places i've been in the world and hte wonderful people ive met, canadians have a special place in my heart. so friendly, polite and so funny!!
i love canadians and all who live there.
thanks again everyone
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what about South America???
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Dear Benji Madden
As a newcommer, I offer you this Purple drank, some exquisite lucite heels and 1 spaghetti cat. Do not combine or all of time as we know it may end.
Love MyTwoCents
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I have to say...with your name and your looks you should ALWAYS be our welcoming committee!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh yeah and UGGs are comfy to me, except now and then I get a blister on the back of my foot but that's GOOD for me if that's the only problem i have with the shoe!
OMG Nits! hahahaha I forgot about that movie. *adding to Netflix queue*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Dear Benji Madden
As a newcommer, I offer you this Purple drank, some exquisite lucite heels and 1 spaghetti cat. Do not combine or all of time as we know it may end.
Love MyTwoCents
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Hey Benji - so how is Paris in the sack? And does she always pick up the tab...
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
@Benji!
I only know Trapper Keeper from South Park too! See that? We are SO meant for each other.
For reals - will you sign stuff? - even if we're from Canada?
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of all the great places i've been in the world and hte wonderful people ive met, canadians have a special place in my heart. so friendly, polite and so funny!!
i love canadians and all who live there.
thanks again everyone
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b
How dare that ugly brand try to make themselves look like my beautiful UGG boots!!!!!!!!!!! It's not only that crocs are ugly, they are actually uncomfy for me. I have pressure points in my feet (from fibromyalgia) and they are hard shoes on the middle of my foot and it hurts like hell! So those and birkenstocks, it's like i'm the only one in the world that thinks they are painful shoes (i would think that other people with fibro would have the same problem really). But I loathe both of those brands, esp for the fact that everyone says they are comforatable. I'd rather just walk in some 6 inch pumps since everyone agrees those are uncomfortable.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Angel.... are you a ... a... HIPPY?
I'm getting a whiff of hippy-ness off you lately.
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Who m-m-m-e?
*whispers* Shhh! There are AMERICANS here!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 -
couldn't think of a better name than "fat, cute pussy" most bitches (you know who you are) would be HONORED by the label
as a d-listed self-proclaimed slut i simply cannot ask for more except you E-Vite me to your next orgy
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honey, the "I proclaim myself as a dirty slut" is in the Terms & Conditions when you sign up for Dlisted.
And lemme check..our next orgy is.. tomorrow night. Is that good for you? if not, we have another for Monday night and so on.
Check the day crew also. We sluts are slutting all day long. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 25, 2008 - 11:39pm.
You had sand? We didn't get that til, like, the 3rd day.
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OMFG! I just dribbled. Okay, you win. But I'm pretty sure I think I need to look into "Depends" stock. Although, I'll prolly never get out of the soup lines since my 401K has disappeared.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
I just tuned back in (washing mah dawg) and you be talking Trapper.
I love Trapper - he was in MASH, right?
DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Sweet! Scooby rulz.
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Hey, angel! With all the recording technology they have out there today, you could put a chipmunk in the studio and get a hit album out of that. It's all about the marketing and packaging and Aubrey is an ace on those fronts. HAHA. As for Hayley, she's one of those chicks that looks better from a distance, if you know what I mean.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Angel.... are you a ... a... HIPPY?
I'm getting a whiff of hippy-ness off you lately.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Dee, thought of the 80's today..when...LMAO..my kid was watching "Teen Witch." MK totally used this clip one time for HSotD, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:43pm.
A band? The wedding song was "dueling banjos". The ringbearers were dogs! I am NOT making this up!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:35pm.
I love your fat pussy too, attention.whore
It was the first thing I noticed about you=)
Even tho I'm supposed to be the attention whore. That's ok, tho, I can always run you off if I need to;p
I kid, I kid!
I don't agree with everyone but I'd never try to tell people who to like and who to hate. I like to assume that anyone I'd choose to spend my time with is smart enough to make their own judgements whether I agree with them or not.
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yes i may be a whore but i'm not a hog... i'm sure we can
share the attention.... until i run over your ass....
I keed i keed! (had to it's so easy)
running off is a completely different story and apparently a (herpes) sore
spot for some people.
dayum y'all it's a puterrrrr
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by NitWitty on October 25, 2008 - 11:39pm.
You had sand? We didn't get that til, like, the 3rd day.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
I can't, my Goddaughter married that dude. 1st an Atheist for a Godfather, now an anime character for a husband?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
now THAT sounds like a kickas wedding!!
did they have a band???!
very hard to keep up with all your inside jokes, bu ti'm starting to understand some. cryin laughin!!
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love all b.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:36pm.
the only trapper keeper i know is from sth prk. whatevr it is id be happy to sign it for the dlisters!
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you're SO gonna be Hot Slut of the Year!
we ♥ Benji Madden!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by zomay on October 25, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Well I had a rusty metal lunch box with scooby doo and the mystery machine.
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Sweet! Scooby rulz.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
@Benji_Madden:
Can I book you for my birthday party?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Mr. President! Hello!
I love that you still visit even tho Aubrey is not here I know how you love Aubrey so and that other Haley girl is pretty cute but I always wonder why you don't put up a clear pic of her if I downloaded one I could send it maybe but then are you ever gonna put Aubrey back up do you think she'll get a solo deal that would be so hot dontcha think?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Well I had a rusty metal lunch box with scooby doo and the mystery machine.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:34pm.
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Yeah? Well, they used the sand from my eighth grade gym uniform so Moses could walk across the desert! I slid into home like nobody's business..
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
*FedExing my sparkly unicorn Trapper to BM as we speak*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
@ Farrah
couldn't think of a better name than "fat, cute pussy" most bitches (you know who you are) would be HONORED by the label
as a d-listed self-proclaimed slut i simply cannot ask for more except you E-Vite me to your next orgy
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
@Benji!
I only know Trapper Keeper from South Park too! See that? We are SO meant for each other.
For reals - will you sign stuff? - even if we're from Canada?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by . on October 25, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Angel_I, please save me. I got caught up in STUPID and I feel like a jet-skier speedo dude with way too much time on his nads.
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Have some PURPLE DRANK, hun and tell me how you feel about Jessucka. We all know she's the one whose gonna be wearing the hell outta those boots.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
the only trapper keeper i know is from sth prk. whatevr it is id be happy to sign it for the dlisters!
send it to my agents at one of htese offices:
http://www.caatouring.com/Default.aspx?Page=contact
this goes double fo ryou angel girl!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 11:35pm.
aaaargh, Polly needs a buttplug
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@ Nitty
Pffttt....learning. School in the 1980's was all about side ponytails, Tiffany/Debbie Gibson, rolled up pants, and uh not learning.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I love your fat pussy too, attention.whore
It was the first thing I noticed about you=)
Even tho I'm supposed to be the attention whore. That's ok, tho, I can always run you off if I need to;p
I kid, I kid!
I don't agree with everyone but I'd never try to tell people who to like and who to hate. I like to assume that anyone I'd choose to spend my time with is smart enough to make their own judgements whether I agree with them or not.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Had I known we were wearing costumes, I totally would've been a pirate.
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Ask and you shall receive.
*cough*AHEM*clears throat*cough*
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Angel_I, please save me. I got caught up in STUPID and I feel like a jet-skier speedo dude with way too much time on his nads.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 25, 2008 - 11:29pm.
You think that's old? When I was in school, we had no folders, just stone tablets.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Gee, I wonder what it looks like when you run someone off.
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You would probably have to a use run-off sentence. OK, that was super lame. Don't run me off, OK?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 - 11:27pm.
can we just call you "fat, cute pussy"?? it's so adorable!
@TeamValtrex: do it anyway!! copy/paste Shawna Sand's pic on the girl's face. MK will have a heart attack!! LMAO!!
@Nitty: it's SO good to see you! not so much your avvie, tho...askeery!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Gee, I wonder what it looks like when you run someone off.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 11:27pm.
@ Farrah
My Trapper Keeper was Tiffany, thank you very much. *humming I think we're alone now*
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Do the dance!! the mall dance!!!
*dies*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah and Dee, you can totally tell what generation we're all from. Back in my day, it was pee*chee folders with tiny concentric circles drawn on front and back of them. It was always a race to see who could cover them for each period the first week of school. Yeah, gotta' think we were all about the 'learning' back in the day.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
I can't, my Goddaughter married that dude. 1st an Atheist for a Godfather, now an anime character for a husband?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:10pm.
sorry for being so rude! welcome! we love fat pussies! except for the one that is right in my room with the "feed me or face the consequences" look. Me is askeered!
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ah the welcome is like a warm bath. much thanks! as for hungry pussies... ask Tara Reid, never leave a fat, white pussy hungry or else your body may begin to decay on it's own accord. frightening stuff.
and the lovely pussy's name is Princess Chunk.
how so so so appropriate
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
@ Farrah
My Trapper Keeper was Tiffany, thank you very much. *humming I think we're alone now*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Thanks, and all; but here it is: I have see too many good Dlisters runoff by those who think they are better. What kills me is that I am the opposite of what people here think I am, and yet, people like the evil Godess turn the good against the bad here, and you all drink it up.
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Run off? Excuse me? As someone who was accused of criminal shit I NEVER did you have the audacity to say anyone, ANYONE was RUN OFF. Yes. Criminal shit. My one ounce of fucking pity for you just ran out. My 42 year old hands look like a 60 year old's because I've been scrubbing other people's toilets and 'organizing' lazy bitches' crap. Give me a fuckin' break.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:22pm.
I asked him which Musketeer he was, but he just got angry. I don't mess with anyone dedicated enough to wear chainmail on his wedding day.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Karen Flatts has this been bothering you for a while now? And if so what started it? Because Mrs. kravitz does not come here to be a "den mother" or to look down on the rest of us. She makes fun of herself often and really dislikes drama. Do you actually think that we are all "blind" to these things?? That only you can see that we are all being tricked by Mrs. Kravitz? Because that sounds as if YOU are the one looking down on everyone.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:17pm.
you want klassy? I went to a wedding today, and the Groom was dressed as his fav World of Warcraft character.
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send MK the klassier of them all for a fun Caption This!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Im in the same sit ! I was told about this site from a friend.
Great way to spend some time online. laughs and love!
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b
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** bowing as to a sensei**
i am humbled
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"