These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 11:19pm.
LMAO @ Trapper Keeper!
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come on, Dee.... you know you have that one special Trapper Keeper in your box of memories!
*whispers* mine was Garfield..shhh..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by . on October 25, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Karen,
Maybe you can understand that horrible feeling like I did as a gawky girl when I was always picked "last" on ANY team during P.E. I was one of those girls that was terrified of balls. You have to understand, my mother hit me all the time so the idea of ducking something towards my face was instinctual. I'd feel like such a loser because of my fear of the ball. As I got older, I got over it and now I love rather than abhor sports but it took me a lot of internal work.
I think dlisted can seem like a scary, unloving place but I can log-in here under any damned username I please and be treated with kindness and respect so long as I give the same kindness and respect in return.
Karen, a lot of people have totally redeemed themselves here by just opening up and being compassionate.
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Thanks, and all; but here it is: I have see too many good Dlisters runoff by those who think they are better. What kills me is that I am the opposite of what people here think I am, and yet, people like the evil Godess turn the good against the bad here, and you all drink it up.
I abhor hypocrisy.
@TV
O the poor bride.
I can see the convo:
What WoW character do YOU want to dress up as?
Um...I want to dress up as a bride.
If that's ok with you...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 11:17pm
actually, no. I'm sure my tree and the giant exquisite lucite heel i'm putting in the front yard are gonna get me the "most elegant decoration" ribbon!
@TeamValtrex: dude, i'm SO gonna check that!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
OMG TV the last time I went there I spent four hundred years NOT killing Harold. But then I killed him once for fun:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
LMAO @ Trapper Keeper!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Benji! Say hi to Paris for me! And that she's a stoopit ho for letting Onch go! But I give her a pass for not saying TTYN.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:13pm.
you want klassy? I went to a wedding today, and the Groom was dressed as his fav World of Warcraft character. Had I known we were wearing costumes, I totally would've been a pirate.
Medieval Boy's wedding pics on my MS, BTW
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:13pm.
i'm decorating my tree using only exqusite lucite mini heels. I think it's klassy, right?
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You need to ask?
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by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I'm only sorry these boots don't come in black for guys!
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Real men wear pink crocks, specially if his gf wants to paint the 'white house' pink
peace!
Karen Flatts has this been bothering you for a while now? And if so what started it? Because Mrs. kravitz does not come here to be a "den mother" or to look down on the rest of us. She makes fun of herself often and really dislikes drama. Do you actually think that we are all "blind" to these things?? That only you can see that we are all being tricked by Mrs. Kravitz? Because that sounds as if YOU are the one looking down on everyone.
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Too bad my prom date wasn't wearing a pair of these. The puke would have blended in with the fur and would have washed right off.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I'm only sorry these boots don't come in black for guys!
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BENJI FUCKING MADDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
could you please sign my Trapper Keeper???
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Gotta say... I feel like such a voyeur but I adore reading the somewhat obtuse, mostly sarcastic, often hilarious comments of you fellow d-listers... i've been an MK fan for what feels like forever but never knew about this under(thread)ground until now.... nice way to pass time while getting shittay on a rainy saturday night...
Im in the same sit ! I was told about this site from a friend.
Great way to spend some time online. laughs and love!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Like I didn't already pick you up a pair!!
Hi, sweetie!
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hey you!
awww, you're so sweet! i'm decorating my tree using only exqusite lucite mini heels. I think it's klassy, right?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I'm only sorry these boots don't come in black for guys!
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love all b.
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Well thank you, TITS! funny, i forget the name of this lovely kitty and forgotten i even had this old avatar but I do recall it's from a heart-warming story of a big fat lovable pussy MK posted. We all need big, fat, lovable pussies in our life.
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sorry for being so rude! welcome! we love fat pussies! except for the one that is right in my room with the "feed me or face the consequences" look. Me is askeered!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Like I didn't already pick you up a pair!!
Hi, sweetie!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Karen,
Maybe you can understand that horrible feeling like I did as a gawky girl when I was always picked "last" on ANY team during P.E. I was one of those girls that was terrified of balls. You have to understand, my mother hit me all the time so the idea of ducking something towards my face was instinctual. I'd feel like such a loser because of my fear of the ball. As I got older, I got over it and now I love rather than abhor sports but it took me a lot of internal work.
I think dlisted can seem like a scary, unloving place but I can log-in here under any damned username I please and be treated with kindness and respect so long as I give the same kindness and respect in return.
Karen, a lot of people have totally redeemed themselves here by just opening up and being compassionate.
:)
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:55pm.
I must say Farrah, that the ration of retards to funny/nice here is quite healthy.
Must be because MK boots the morons. (you listening Karen Flatts?)
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Block me dumbass. Keep clicking. Been here much longer..,and could NOT care less.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Are these available in Lucite?
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if they DO come in EXQUISITE Lucite and heels... they're so in my Xmas wish list!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Welcome fat white kitty! Have you made the acquaintance of tiger lilly? i think you're giving her a run for the money in shear bulk!
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Well thank you, TITS! funny, i forget the name of this lovely kitty and forgotten i even had this old avatar but I do recall it's from a heart-warming story of a big fat lovable pussy MK posted. We all need big, fat, lovable pussies in our life.
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Farrah DLM is direct to DVD. Do you 'torrent'?
ps - Mandy ISN'T in it.
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WHAT?? SUCKS! oh hell, i'm still getting it. Ugh. Addicted much.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Welcome fat white kitty! Have you made the acquaintance of tiger lilly? i think you're giving her a run for the money in shear bulk!
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Are these available in Lucite? - Shauna Sand
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LOL!
Or fishnet? - I was gonna say Jodie Marsh but I guess I gotta change it to Jessucka now.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:55pm.
I must say Farrah, that the ration of retards to funny/nice here is quite healthy.
Must be because MK boots the morons. (you listening Karen Flatts?)
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oh hell, yeah! MK is sick of this "i'm nice, tomorrow i'll be a bitch for no reason" shit. So he just pushes his little "block" button.
It's as easy as that!
We must have more PURPLE DRANK. It keeps our brains healthy.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Are these available in Lucite? - Shauna Sand
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Farrah DLM is direct to DVD. Do you 'torrent'?
ps - Mandy ISN'T in it. What a rip. I loved his character. Such a ... a.. could I use mensch to describe him? Is there such a thing as a sexy mensch or is it implied?
He can eat latkes with apple sauce in my bed any day.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Must be because MK boots the morons. (you listening Karen Flatts?**************************************
Take a cue from your avie Been here longer, seen more than you know, dumbass.
LOL!@dot:
It makes you remember! You're sweet too.
So many hugs and kisses for us all - just so you know - I appreciate it♥
We all have our moments...I know I've had mine.
But there's lots of love here - it's worth most of the scrapes.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
nigh nigh dlisters...peace...pray for that lil kid thats missing... and thanks for the laughs.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Gotta say... I feel like such a voyeur but I adore reading the somewhat obtuse, mostly sarcastic, often hilarious comments of you fellow d-listers... i've been an MK fan for what feels like forever but never knew about this under(thread)ground until now.... nice way to pass time while getting shittay on a rainy saturday night...
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Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Farrah, it's this.... from wiki
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ooohhh, i see! thanks, hun!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
:D
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
I must say Farrah, that the ration of retards to funny/nice here is quite healthy.
Must be because MK boots the morons. (you listening Karen Flatts?)
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I'm with you, dot.
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Angel, it's bs like this that makes me forget to give you mad props for being just as wonderful and SANE as so many good peeps here. Again, I hate naming names though because as soon as I name I forget a bunch of worthy, lovable hobags here. *sigh*
MK, maybe you are hell-bent because so help me no matter what the topic some of us skuntz can sure come up with a bunch of drama over the most stupid, lame, pathetic topic EVER. lmao
PS. NOBODY tells me how to think.
I do always welcome suggestions tho:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
ok Zomay...with Amy absent from SNL tonight you are the funniest...I am cracking up. Did you see the OFFICE last week when Dwight was trying to see if the stroller was worth a thousand bucks? I was cracking up...He was thrashing it off buildings etc.. so funny. Lately pregnant and the accessories are making me laugh..dont know why!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:49pm.
You've been asked to provide examples and links to back up your claims.
You have not done this.
Please either back up your claims or apologize.
This is a simple request.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
@Zomay:
I swear to you that story is all the funnier because of you Beyonce avvie. I keep picturing preggo Beyonce in that wig and all decked out in ho clothes....LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Karen - is speakit the person you've accused of being a $cientologist? Or am I getting you mixed up with someone else?
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LOL! That's the OTHER bizarro argument!
That's Miss Priss and Sandbitch.
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and i'm Tommy Girl
LOL!!
it's the PURPLE DRANK! we is all krazzy cuz the PURPLE DRANK!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Patty cake, you know when divers are about to dive into the ocean off a boat? They tuck their cameras into their bellies and sort of roll into the water. Thats what I did.
And it was really hard to get out.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
New at J.C. Penney: Katie Holmes Scientology Shoes! GPS locator and electrified impulse resistor not included.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I'm with you, dot.
PS. I LIKE these boots! For my daughter. And for $10=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Listen guys-- the den mother
"DEN MOTHER"?
You're joking right?
Wow. Just wow. You cannot stand a strong black woman, can you? Bitches speaking their minds really piss you all off, huh?? Fine. I was done here when that dumb bitch started telling you all how to think.
these shoes look like a cat vomited on them
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I wouldn't wear these hideous boots. But they look like they can hold alot of liquor! Cheers whores!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Farrah, it's this.... from wiki
Shinola was immortalized in colloquial English by the phrase You don't (or he/she doesn't) know shit from Shinola which first became widely popular during World War II. Aside from being an amusing bit of alliteration, the phrase implies that the subject is stupid or woefully ignorant. Shit and Shinola, while superficially similar in appearance, are entirely distinct in their function;
I rest my case. ♥♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:41pm
that's a good idea. I remember Karen Flatts from when she had the super killer white kitteh. I also remember she never had any problems with anyone. AND was pretty funny.
Now, when can we get ultra early tickets for the DEAD LIKE ME MOVIE????? you're killing me!
must-see!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.