These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Listen guys-- the den mother has had such an evil impact that many of us don't come here anymore. Sorry if you don't see it; I hate leaving. But-- I am not alone.
Tits-- Please. Stick around. Providing "examples" will become unnecessary, and embarassing.
Zomay... I heart u and I would have done the dive if I were there... I just wish there had been about 5 cameras in different positions because it had to be funny as shit... I always find myself in those kind of situations... and its not funny but then later...its comedy GOLD
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Karen - is speakit the person you've accused of being a $cientologist? Or am I getting you mixed up with someone else?
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LOL! That's the OTHER bizarro argument!
That's Miss Priss and Sandbitch.
LOL!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Listen guys-- the den mother has had such an evil impact thst many of us don't come here anymore. Sorry if you don't see it; I hate leaving. But-- I am not alone.
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I take comfort in that. That you won't be alone, where ever it is you leave to go to.
Try perez.com.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
@IG:
We're here for a good time
Not a long time (not a long time)
So have a good time
The sun can't shine every day
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Weird. I totally thought that last line was:
"Let's get high every day!"
I really did.
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Karen - is speakit the person you've accused of being a $cientologist? Or am I getting you mixed up with someone else?
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Karen Flatts, I don't know shit from shinola
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what the fuck is "shinola"???!!
*dies laughing*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Karen, please provide us with examples and links of Mrs. Kravitz behaving as you describe.
Take all the time you need. But don't come back and spew more hate without first proving your claims.
My request is perfectly reasonable, and I'm sure you'll have no trouble complying... one way or the other.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Mrs K a supremacist? awesome! maybe she'll have kkk costumes for everyone at her Latke Party!
we like our Kool Aid. We like to fuck off and make fun of each other. Call the whaaaambulance. We lost another one.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
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W.T.F.
Oh, anyone who calls Mrs. K a "r----t b---h" is going to have to answer to a whole bunch of us.
__________________________________________________ Well. coming from a bunch of us who know you "speakit", hiding is a funny attack. I am not afraid of speaking my mind...
Karen Flatts, I don't know shit from shinola and I don't care. All I do know is, I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Isn't that more fun?
Would you care for a frosty beverage? Because I have them. Just say the word.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
patty cake, thanks for being kind. :)
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
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W.T.F.
Oh, anyone who calls Mrs. K a "r----t b---h" is going to have to answer to a whole bunch of us.
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Exactly my point. Fuck off-- you are all so fake. High School Express!! I am so done here. Drink your kool-aid and fuck the hell off.
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Uhhhhhh. I think standing up for someone who hasn't done jack shit to you on any PERSONAL level is just common sense. Mrs. K. is obviously liberal minded as are many who are here...I'm going to take a wild stab and figure you're right wing minded? No problemmo. I'm a middle-ground person...I just cant support either side because I'm a staunch supporter of myself and I see ugly on both sides and I can't agree even 50% enough either way.
Frankly? I like seeing every side of a discussion or argument. It would suck balls if everyone here was tipped one way or the other and you leaving just makes you look like a chicken shit. You don't need to 'attack' to make a valid point and you certainly don't need to attack one person to make a point. Sure, it and shit happens but why? The collective economy of the world is tanking and dlisted is supposed to be a place where we can find a bit of respit from our weary lives. Attacking each other when we are supposed to be laughing at the assclowns of life makes us assclowns. Let's try and not be assclowns. Hmm?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
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W.T.F.
Oh, anyone who calls Mrs. K a "r----t b---h" is going to have to answer to a whole bunch of us.
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Exactly my point. Fuck off-- you are all so fake. High School Express!! I am so done here. Drink your kool-aid and fuck the hell off. You don't care about facts, or conversation, you just follow. The expected, and usual.
BTW-by racist, I mean supremacist. She feels better than us. Talks it; and lives it I am sure. Keep buying in...her type of raciscm is subtle, but it's there.
OMG ZOMAY...8 months prego and doin a dumpster dive? You are my damn comedy hero
xoxox
The war isn't working.
But can't we have some PURPLE DRANK?
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some vegan bitch at the dog park wears these,,, and she is a snot to me.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Our homeless and poor are very inventive
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O - Homeless peeps are doing that? They have homes, here. That's how they keep them.
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Submitted by zomay on October 25, 2008 - 10:07pm.
TITS if someone gets hit while in a dumpster, are they at fault? I would think they would be.
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You can bet your sweet bippy that I always look now.
It was technically private property, but geeez how bad would you feel.
Our homeless and poor are very inventive - not a stitch of garbage that can be cashed in is left. On my street we are visited by people pushing shopping carts at least 3 times a week. I just leave my bottles out now to make it easier for them.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:11pm.
trash - i'm reminded of eddie and patsy waking up on a garbage barge. choice.
HAHAHA. Freakin love that show.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Yeah, I asked her not to do it yet in my email too. Too many spawn to create and have just gotten started.
Where the F are speakit and DAE? Sluts are AWOL.
Was thinking the same thing.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 25, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Hahhahaha I love how the thread went from burkes mop head to poop to cold feet to toilet paper and germs!!! And whos talking crap about Mrs. k?
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Fuck. I missed that shit-storm. Nice. Mrs. K. is right up there with JamesHaven and that's about as good as you can get here imho. I love Mrs. K. and she doesn't jack anyone EVER.
Sorry I haven't sent you enough love Mrs. K but I lurve ya. There. Said. Done. Always will. Deal.
2cents - i'm dying here. read your post, said OUT LOUD no less ' moon boots' LOLOL
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
TWO CENTS: I can't wait to see it!!!
Hahhahaha I love how the thread went from burkes mop head to poop to cold feet to toilet paper and germs!!! And whos talking crap about Mrs. k??? As always im late =(
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Sandbitch and I want angel_i to do a new youtube of celebrity crotch fruit (sandbitchs term, LMAO). We wanna be staaarrrs!
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I have a couple of celebrity crotch fruit still in gestation. Angel has kindly agreed to produce the vid after she's over her Britney obsession. And although I'd like to stake claim on the term *celebrity crotch fruit* - I have a feeling MK invented it. But if no one else owns up, I'll be happy to be takin' the love for it.
:)
Where the F are speakit and DAE? Sluts are AWOL.
trash - i'm reminded of eddie and patsy waking up on a garbage barge. choice.
nat geo - found something called the "Tibetan Chime of Compassion" that cracked me the fuck up. *ding* i care. *silence* stopped caring *ding* oops I care again.... LOL. maybe you had to be in my head to get it. nm.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Am writing an extra sucky letter to Santa for these!
http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/product/2802.html
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Thanks dot and kdracofan!
Sandbitch and I want angel_i to do a new youtube of celebrity crotch fruit (sandbitchs term, LMAO). We wanna be staaarrrs!
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YW and OMG do it! DO IT! hahaha! DON'T forget Saggy Adler Balls...*chokes laughing*
Edited: Adler not Sadler. LOL
TITS if someone gets hit while in a dumpster, are they at fault? I would think they would be.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
rice krispy treats + pepto bismol=Croc boots
Sandbitch, thankyou for coming forward with your story fellow diver! I feel we have a cosmic trash conection now. ahahahahahhaaahaaa. :)
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Thanks dot and kdracofan!
Sandbitch and I want angel_i to do a new youtube of celebrity crotch fruit (sandbitchs term, LMAO). We wanna be staaarrrs!
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The bastard child of Crocs and Uggs! (Even though they're the Crocs brand)
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Zoomy - I once lived in a building where the dumpster was in underground parking. People would put the garbage in their cars and toss from the car on the way out.
I had a kitty litter tub full of used litter (did a replacement) that'd I'd taped shut for safety and just hurled it into the trash. It was very heavy. Luckily I missed the small asian woman that was hidden in there rooting around for empties to return for cash. She poked her head up after my toss and the noise of it hitting the side. gave me a terrific fright - both of us!
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Ha! I have to watch out for that too!
But I'll go you one better. I once spilled out my soaking cloth nappy water all over the floor...boohoohoohoohoo!
@Zomay: I hear you. But see! Preggos are pretty tough! ;p
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nat geo seems to have improved
remote controlled tarantulas!!: http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/jump.jsp?itemID=268&itemType=CATEGORY...
i looked a few years ago after seeing the aus stuff and it sucked at that time.
oooh i want this from santa!
http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/product/268/4119/136.html
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Good evening sluts!
Farrah ♥
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hi DeeDee! sorry, i just can't find mah reading glasses! *smooches*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Laughing @ TITS's story
LOL Zomay. I once did a restaurant dumpster dive for my friend's daughter's brand new toof retainer. We were at a dinner function and she took out her retainer and wrapped it in a red table napkin during dinner. When she went to put it back in, she found a chewed up bit of steak wrapped in a red napkin instead!
The restaurant gave me a pair of rubber gloves and in the dumpster I went amongst hundreds of used table napkins, discarded meat, coleslaw, gravy and potato peelings and gawd knows what else - squeezing soggy red napkins until I found the thing.
I was treated like a hero, but no mongrel would drive me home, the Bastards! Fortunately I didn't have far to walk and it wasn't MY retainer.
TITS Now that was a potential tragedy. :)
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 9:52pm.
. (dot) that IS MK right? lmao
awesome job indeed!
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Yes. lol! Believe me, it took me a double-take and scrolling down a bit to catch up to realize that was indeed MK. haha!
Zoomy - I once lived in a building where the dumpster was in underground parking. People would put the garbage in their cars and toss from the car on the way out.
I had a kitty litter tub full of used litter (did a replacement) that'd I'd taped shut for safety and just hurled it into the trash. It was very heavy. Luckily I missed the small asian woman that was hidden in there rooting around for empties to return for cash. She poked her head up after my toss and the noise of it hitting the side. gave me a terrific fright - both of us!
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
"My eyeballs just queefed".....that is the funniest thing I've heard in 24 hours!!!
. (dot) that IS MK right? lmao
awesome job indeed!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 9:45pm.
You did a bang-up job on MK. LMAO
angel_i :)
Well it's funny NOW.
Not so much at the time. :)
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:47pm.
evilshoe (how appropriate in this thread) ask your friend how far away from the toilet the tp and towels are. bwahaha
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O - I do splash tests Dexter-style, dude.
No splashy splashy on my "get clean" stuff!
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Casa DeeDee is Team TP Over. This way you experience the full rippled TP effect.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
evilshoe (how appropriate in this thread) ask your friend how far away from the toilet the tp and towels are. bwahaha
that's only if you want to yank her chain of course.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Looks like part of Jessica Simpson's clothing line! LOL!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 9:43pm.
...Aquadots!
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O! So THIS is what we're doing this evening! ;p
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