These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
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holy crap those things are hideous. who would pay $70 to wear bipto bismo on your feet?
Submitted by zomay on October 25, 2008 - 9:38pm.
One time when I was 8 months pregnant, I was taking out the trash to one of those blue dumpsters. Well when I threw the trash in, I also threw my keys in the dumpster. So my pregnant ass rolled into the trash to get my keys. I had no choice because it was all my keys. No one was around to help me. Off topic sorry.
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LOL!
Sorry. My condolences.
LOL!
(I can't stop laughing)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 9:38pm.
You and thousands of others!!! There was a story on the news about them...quickly followed by a rush to purchase as many of them as possible before they disappeared off the shelves!
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If germs don't gross you out, the according to Feng Shui you should put the lid down, otherwise your prosperity will be flushed away...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Dreadful
Submitted by DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Thanks DeeDee! And, yes...Aquadots!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 9:27pm.
I can't remeber the name of it, but NG shops sold these toys. Little coloured balls that you arranged and added water to and it set them. They were taken off the market 'cause if you licked them (as kiddies will do) they gave you an acid trip or something like that. Do you remember that?
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If I'd known that, I would have stocked up on the suckers.
One time when I was 8 months pregnant, I was taking out the trash to one of those blue dumpsters. Well when I threw the trash in, I also threw my keys in the dumpster. So my pregnant ass rolled into the trash to get my keys. I had no choice because it was all my keys. No one was around to help me. Off topic sorry.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
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Oh, anyone who calls Mrs. K a "r----t b---h" is going to have to answer to a whole bunch of us.
You DO NOT say that about Mrs. K!
Good evening sluts!
MyTwoCents, your avi is awesome! Oh and the toys you are talking about are Aquadots.
Farrah ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I hate to go there but if you breathe in a fart...uh... Toilets shmoilets. lol
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 9:25pm.
*kisses on the cheek*
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awwww, who could resist those two er.. um.. ah.. well, that avvie. *blushes*
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 9:27pm.
I can't remeber the name of it, but NG shops sold these toys. Little coloured balls that you arranged and added water to and it set them. They were taken off the market 'cause if you licked them (as kiddies will do) they gave you an acid trip or something like that. Do you remember that?
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Of course, when I had two kittens they just destroyed an entire package. plastic and all.
AND!!! the most germs in your bathroom come from flushing the toilet with the lid UP. Think aerosol. So I like to have as much of the roll tucked away like a trannies genitals as possible.
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kittehs of all ages (and sizes) luvs destroying the T.P. it's in their DNA i guess. I have walked into my bathroom to find a pile of TP all over the floor and those eyes that say "attack human!"
I see you have been watching your Mythbusters. They also say that when in need of using a public restroom like, say, an airport, use the closer to the exit door, people tend to use the ones to the back.
Bacteria is a wonderful thing. Ew.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:23pm.
sandybitch - your nat geo store RULES. i've gotten many gifts from it.
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OOOH! Are they in Candada too? They do have some really neat junk, like astronaut ice cream. Astro ice cream is a yanky invention, NASA I finks.
It's freeze dried ice cream - you just eat it as is. Sort of like honeycomb, but not sticky.
best. entry. ever.
or maybe i am just drunk.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 9:21pm.
*kisses on the cheek*
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"AND!!! the most germs in your bathroom come from flushing the toilet with the lid UP. Think aerosol. So I like to have as much of the roll tucked away like a trannies genitals as possible."
LMAO, I have a friend that saw that article and she measured 6 feet from the toilet and she has her toothbrushes at least 7 feet away because of that. Another friend has one of those germ wands.
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LOL yeah, mrs k is a junt! LOL
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Cream of bullshit.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 9:18pm.
What the? I didn't know NG sold da icecream. Do you add water or milk or something? You could keep it in your pocket! Pocket snack!!!!! I wanna try it! Next time I'm in da city, I will definitely give it a go.
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sandybitch - your nat geo store RULES. i've gotten many gifts from it.
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Cream of bullshit.
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another point (ouch! kiss it and make it better!) about toilet paper.
If you have a young cat - under is the only way to go.
Of course, when I had two kittens they just destroyed an entire package. plastic and all.
AND!!! the most germs in your bathroom come from flushing the toilet with the lid UP. Think aerosol. So I like to have as much of the roll tucked away like a trannies genitals as possible.
I love bathrooms. Nicest ones I ever went in were at the Sussex hotel in Toronto.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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yeah, Mrs Kravitz is a racist bitch that doesn't know what to say, she's always trolling on me and calling me "jewish scum" and that kind of stuff, i wish we had a moderator that actually read our stuff *whines*
Mrs K has always been one of the most lovable, sweet and HONEST people on this forum and i have the honor of calling myself her friend, mess with her, you mess with the whole shankin' beeshes squad.
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@2C - Dis is it - it's like dehydrated icecream. I think you can get it at the Australian Geographic shops. It's a taste experience!
http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/img/cache/02268c260f8fff6f7502dd93a2...
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:12pm.
TITS, the only Oprah show I have ever watched entirely was when the whole show was about why some like it over and some under. This was when Oprah was trashy though.
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Team Kravitz!
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by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Under.
If it's 'over' and you try to do the grand gesture rip, you're likely to get the whole roll off before it tears.
When you tear it from the under position it has more inertia, and you only get what you want.
PLUS the little bits of dust won't accumulate in the cavity containing the roll, but will be swept out into the air/floor each time. This means you don't ever accidentally get a blob of fluff with your tp.
I spend a lot of time on the toilet. It's my favourite room.
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you ma' hero TITS :)
good point about the 'under' advantages
but OVER for me it is
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The physics of over or under explored: http://www.physicsforums.com/archive/index.php/t-8259.html%3Cbr%20/t-171...
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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@sandbitch
What dis astronaut icecream of which you speak? Am picturing glow-in-the-dark pink globs floating about the room.
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Cold feet make me cry. They do.
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@TITS on October 25, 2008 - 9:04pm.
2cents you put mk in a full body latex mask?
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Hahaha. That's one overstretched mask.
*shakes tittays at you*
You like it? Do ya?
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2cents you put mk in a full body latex mask?
i'm eating dinner fer fucks sakes.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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Karen Flatts, I'm gonna spank your lily white DListed hiney for that! You behave yourself, there, missy....or NO PURPLE DRANK FOR YOU! Oh, yeah, the ultimate D-Listed punishment...I'm tough like that...
Now you two DListed ho's quit yer bickerin' and make up over a Blueberry Slushee and a corn dog like civilized DListed folk do...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
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Your comment is absurd and without substance. Everyone else may ignore you, but I cannot.
You owe Mrs. Kravitz an unreserved apology for besmirching her character in the way you have been doing, not just with this comment but with past slurs.
"They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea".
NOOOOO MK, they look like they are made from strawberry astronaut icecream (ever try that stuff?) and whoever was wearing them had a bad dose of squirty bot.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:49pm.
cold feet are a sonofabitch.
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Amen to that! -And, thank you for the links. I'm not diabetic but I've always been prone to cold extremeties. My grandma would joke to me, "Cold hands, warm heart." Again, thank you for the links, I really appreciate it. I get desperate when it comes to the colder months.
Dot, cold feet hurt don't they? I hope you're not diabetic, because if you are you shouldn't be using any of these - talk to your dr.
You might look into microwaveable socks if you're going to wear them every night.
The is the kind I use. You can carry them with you and just slip them in when you're needing them. http://www.rei.com/product/730869
here's a site for cold feetsies: http://www.safetycentral.com/noname142.html
socks: http://www.gadgetshop.com/Gadgets/GadgetGirl/PRD~316596/Cozy+Boots+Micro...
cold feet are a sonofabitch.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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MK *sexxaaayy* Jodie Marsh
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Don't hate me but I think they are kinda cute. Don't care for the puke pink but I'd like them in black with gray Faux fur, (very important) despise real fur.
LOL! @ MK JODI! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:44pm.
@Sandbitch: Will do, hunny! Can I have this lovely lil'un too? Please=)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:38pm.
You've got mail.
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@Sandbitch: Will do, hunny! Can I have this lovely lil'un too? Please=)
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Angel, I'm still gestating a couple of celebuspawn wait until they're born will ya?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Ignore.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 8:36pm.
@Mrs K
Do we rip its head off, or does it not warrant a response?
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Shush, child and send me your pics:)
thirteenangels@live.com...or did you get it last time...?
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What???
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@Mrs K
Do we rip its head off, or does it not warrant a response?
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Toilet roll topic? hahaha
Well, I always put the paper "over" but at least if it's on the roll it's a lot more sanitary than putting it on the counter next to the toilet which I used to have a horrible habit of doing until I really thought about it. Eww.
Since we're doing off off road topics.
does anyone here after clipping their nails with a clipper turn to their cat or dog and say 'see?! look no yelling, crying, hissing or biting. SEE??!!'
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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