These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Since we're doing off off road topics.
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What? Britney would wear those!
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Dot. If you really have corpse cold feet have you ever tried those one use foot warmer things? fuck me they work! I wear them if i go on a all day birding trip in winter.
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Really? Got a link or something? My husband would buy me those for Xmas in triplicate for real because he hates my ice-cube feet trying to warm up on his on cold nights. I use a heating pad when I'm really desperate but that's only when I'm home. Solutions I NEED! I'm so tired of my cold tootsies. :((
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Under.
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As my friend Smokey Robinson said
I second that emotion.
Pudge DOES replace the empty role and he ALWAYS puts in OVER which I hate but if I change it he will use it against me.
You know how they do that.
"Oh, you want me to help but then you complain that I don't so it right."
Bite me, Pudge.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 25, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 25, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mrs K, you're funny.
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Yeah! If funny equals closet racist bitch. Read on, people. Read what she really writes.
@islandgirl
Low water pressure or some such craziness in the hotel potties, so even one sheet of paper clogs up the system.
*rubs eyes*
Nite all.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
@TITS: I can't see your Brit pics +(
(it's a cyclops smiley!)
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Under.
If it's 'over' and you try to do the grand gesture rip, you're likely to get the whole roll off before it tears.
When you tear it from the under position it has more inertia, and you only get what you want.
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THANK you!
You feelin' me, gurlfrien?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 25, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mrs K, you're funny.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Dot. If you really have corpse cold feet have you ever tried those one use foot warmer things? fuck me they work! I wear them if i go on a all day birding trip in winter.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 8:08pm.
OK, I think Mr. Hekki and Mr. islandgirl may be related
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They are all cut from the same mold.
Heavy sigh.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Under.
If it's 'over' and you try to do the grand gesture rip, you're likely to get the whole roll off before it tears.
When you tear it from the under position it has more inertia, and you only get what you want.
PLUS the little bits of dust won't accumulate in the cavity containing the roll, but will be swept out into the air/floor each time. This means you don't ever accidentally get a blob of fluff with your tp.
I spend a lot of time on the toilet. It's my favourite room.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Totally buying two pair...What? I'm gonna wear 'em with gold spandex Melvinesque hot pants to up the sexay....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Leona on October 25, 2008 - 8:12pm.
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S. Korea. LOVED it, but some places were a bit of a culture shock.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Yeah, we wants to star in a celebuspawn youtube!!! Do it, pleeease. And I don't get the Paris animated thing. Is you making a film?
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No, no! SHE is! Ack! A series!
Ok - so send pics to thirteenangels@live.com =)
and I'll see what I can do. I'm a little fixated on Britney at the moment but I'm stuck in and it's early yet;)
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Thank Goodness I don't have to deal with the cold here in Florida but a few days a year so I don't need boots. Not sure if that makes up for all the fucktards here in Florida but I hate being cold.
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Dick happens! - MK
hmmmmm...... at first I thought it was an Ugg but then it turned out to be a Croc. What the hell is wrong in the world today when mutant slippers and gardening shoes are haute coture. People should be shot for coming up with this shit. Sorry, I'm feeling rather disgruntled today and these "shoes" have pushed me over the edge.
*miou*
lol! MK, you are about the least evil, satanic person I 'pretend' know and love dearly on the internets. -And, if you're going to hell then I guess I'm on the train straight to hades wiff you.
The pepto-cat-litter-trim boots are atrocious on so many levels. These hellacious things don't even look comfy. I own a pair of really cute [yes CUTE] UGG boots that I've owned for over 7 years or so and they are the only things that will keep my corpse cold tootsies warm when I have to trekk out in the winter weather. They have a really pretty Indian stitching down the back of the shaft and I heart them. The basic UGGS are fug though.
Am not feeling any love for the croc boots at all. Why would you combine the beauty of fUgg (typo, staying) which were design to keep tooties warm, with the cold ugliness of rubber? You'd need to wear socks, which defeats the purpose of the Ugg.
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Have you been to Vietnam? They have these red ceramic casserole dish things on the sidewalk--out in the open--where one squats to poop.
Trippin.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Hekki on October 25, 2008 - 8:05pm.
But what makes me crazy is when Mr. Hekki doesn't pull the shower curtain all the way closed after showering. When it's folded, the shower curtain stays wet and gets moldy.
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OK, I think Mr. Hekki and Mr. islandgirl may be related. He does the same thing and it bugs me to no end! Don't get me wrong, I'm not hub bashing, but it's the small things, you know?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Yeah, we wants to star in a celebuspawn youtube!!! Do it, pleeease. And I don't get the Paris animated thing. Is you making a film?
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Over. Sometimes under if my daughter does it. It's all good, either way.
But what makes me crazy is when Mr. Hekki doesn't pull the shower curtain all the way closed after showering. When it's folded, the shower curtain stays wet and gets moldy.
My best advice for public restrooms is to check for soap on the way in, and before anything, make sure there's TP and a safe place to hang my bag. Also, not to let my clothing touch the ground. And, being a mom, I always have extra tissues on me, so TP is not usually an issue.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:00pm.
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A Paris Hilton Animated Project is an oxymoron, no? Emphasis on the moron.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
ACK!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1053767/
I know he loves me. He's just playing hard to get;)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 7:41pm.
You'll always be young and haawwtt to me sexay! Am getting closer to needing depends than you might think. Look, look at these crowsfeet!!!! Bloody OZ sun. Grumbles.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:47pm.
You know what I really think?
I think Benji Madden saw my fanvid and he's never coming back=(
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Angel_i, we were discussing your vid productions yesterday. We were wondering if you might consider doing one for the growing throng of dlisted celebrity crotch fruit. Three crotch fruit were born on dlisted yesterday, spawned from carrot top and chicken cutlets. And there is bound to be more.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:47pm.
You know what I really think?
I think Benji Madden saw my fanvid and he's never coming back=(
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Me thinks he luuurrrvves you. Didn't you see that little glint in his eye when he was waving to you?
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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Great, thanks!! ♥♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
angel, I wonder if Benji Madden does the roll over or under? And why did I just think of him tucking? Must be the edamame. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
islandgirl: yes! that's an argument too at my mom's
lol
good ?!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Hahaha. I actually thought of that while I was typing! Pass the pinot baby.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:40pm.
That Britty? She looks so classy and elegant I didn't recognise her. Did you add the undies, or was she actually wearing some.
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You know what I really think?
I think Benji Madden saw my fanvid and he's never coming back=(
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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*puts another check mark in the 'over' column* I KNEW IT!! ♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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islandgirl: OVER!
PS: these CROCKS need an exorcism
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I also do paper on the seat, in case I fall!
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Usually, I don't have enough bladder time for such preparations. If I thought I had time to paper the seat, the grappling would be over before me hovered n pee'd. Wait until you get as old as me 2C and you'll understand what I mean...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:34pm.
@MyTwoCents: You look lovely as always:)
Right back atcha, babeh! I still want to know who that ravishing beautyqueen is!
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O yeah. You weren't around much during the Boot Move days....It's Britshit having a smoke outside her "rehearsal" - back then it was still cracky dancing;p
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:34pm.
@MyTwoCents: You look lovely as always:)
Right back atcha, babeh! I still want to know who that ravishing beautyqueen is!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 25, 2008 - 7:26pm.
HAHA. Obsessive repulsive. The answer to the question: What kind of creep discusses the topic of wiping your bum with the paps.
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The same kind that asks about it on DL? Sorry, it's the Pinot talking. :P
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I also do paper on the seat, in case I fall!
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Can I just say that Paris Hilton is getting uglier by the second? And that I love this weird ass boy/girl that wants to be her BFF. What a waste!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 25, 2008 - 7:26pm.
HAHA. Obsessive repulsive. The answer to the question: What kind of creep discusses the topic of wiping your bum with the paps.
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@MyTwoCents: You look lovely as always:)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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Have you ever had to do the deed in SE Asia? Talk about squat. I know it's part of the culture, but let's just say, it's less than dainty.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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holy fugly shoes, Batman!
somewhere a sheep and a cow are deeply ashamed their hides contributed to this fugness. hell, even the plastic is ashamed....
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
@Sandbitch:
Ugh. You must be hella fun at parties. *eyeroll*
LOL! I'm laughing tho.
Penn&Teller did a test - your ass is pretty safe down there. Your hands tho - good call. But I only use public toilets if I REALLY have to...and I totally prepare before I go - paper, squat, everything...LOL
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:15pm.
You squat over your own toilet?
I "hover" over public toilets - and I don't like it when I lose mah butt balance due to grappling for the paper. God forbid I should touch anything other than the paper. And if the end is between the roll and the wall...aaaeee. It's like I hafta flip up and grab and flip up and grab...
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:15pm.
You squat over your own toilet?
Grapple the wall.
What the hell kinda toilet roll holders you got in your homes? I do not get it.
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You've given me this image of someone crawling up the wall of their bathroom to squat over the toilet!!!!!!!
Grapple the wall is when the paper is kind of flush (pun intended) with the wall and it's harder to grap the end.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Hahaha. He so cleeennn. Does he use them or does he just wan't his girlfriends to? Do I really want the answer to this question? Somethin' tells me he's obsessive compulsive.
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He insists his girlfriends use them and yes he's obsessive repulsive.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Hahaha. He so cleeennn. Does he use them or does he just wan't his girlfriends to? Do I really want the answer to this question? Somethin' tells me he's obsessive compulsive.
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Farrah, HAHAHA... does that include said squatter? This is serious stuff you know!!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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