These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 7:14pm.
I only use baby wipes...
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Have you met my friend Terrence? :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Off topic alert: How do you guys hang a roll of toilet paper?
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bwahahah, that was some seriously funny off topic. Out of nowhere. But it's over. There is some old book about good manners with all sorts of shit like that.
In case of said roll of T.P being Costco size, remove tub, sink, towels and any other thing that's not the toilet and said T.P. no room for anything else.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
You squat over your own toilet?
Grapple the wall.
What the hell kinda toilet roll holders you got in your homes? I do not get it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I only use baby wipes...NOT. Hahaha. Over is the only way...ditto on the wall grappling.
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I need to compile these answers, put them in an Excel spreadsheet, and present them at the next 'board meeting'.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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THANK YOU!! And I HATE when I have to grapple the wall, especially when I'm in the squat position. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Over islandgirl.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Under. Although EVERYONE will disagree with me.
And seriously. He replaces it?
Count your blessings, hunny.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
islandgirl, - def *over*. Otherwise you have to grapple the wall for the paper.
Off topic alert: How do you guys hang a roll of toilet paper? Over or under? It's a bone of contention in my house. Although on the upside, at least he replaces it.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Mr.Jeffers: you are a funny one
lol
thank you
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I like to wear these with a shearling thong. It makes my ass look less concave.
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
I think they're cute.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I am sure that you will be able to find a great knock off pair at Payless. Neiman Marcus & Payless have great shoes!
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
They look like they are made from the left over of a sheep's stomach, dyed pink. And of course, the mop used to clean up the mess.
Submitted by Albatross on October 25, 2008 - 6:37pm.
parissucks: Chris Cornell is an amazing performer!
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
I love UGGS - CROCS not so much
Albatross, this will be my 4th time seeing him, and all at smaller venues. I am so excited!
thanks!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
parissucks: Chris Cornell is an amazing performer! He has a fantastic voice. I saw him back in '99 and was just blown away. Enjoy yourself! :)
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
rotflmao@her beautiful blue house! omg that is hilarious. lol..who is she anyway
And I bought a pair of sueded Alice Crocs on Thursday and have worn them non-stop ever since. They are not ugly at all. I saw a girl at the museum wearing them and she was a very stylish girl and made them work, so I was like, I'm gonna get some too! They don't even look like Crocs.
OOhhhh! These are even better. I'm getting her these!!!!
http://shop.crocs.com/pc-440-4-mammoth.aspx?reqid=440&reqProdTypeId=41p&...
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 25, 2008 - 5:49pm.
The perfect Christmas gift for someone you really, really hate.
OMG! Thank you! I have been mulling over what to get my relative! You just solved my problem..:)
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crocs + uggs?? it's an abomination!!!
angel, it is STILL an amazing song after 30 years!
somehow I doubt "I Kissed a Girl" will have the same staying power...
I AM SEEING CHRIS CORNELL IN 5 HOURS!!!!!
*biting nails*
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
I think the stars of 2 girls 1 cup made these!
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As someone who owns UGGS and CROCS I can assure you these pink...these pink...*THINGS* are hideous, a crime against God and nature and the person who designed them should be crucified.
Flogged publicly.
Burned at the stake (mmmmmmm steak)
Slapped upside the head
Drawn and quartered
Tarred and feather.
Live and let live.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Sandbitch, do you wear your Uggs out in the heat? that is what looks ridiculous to me...not just wearing them......fucking shearling boots are NOT for hot weather! grrrr
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Never. People who overdress when it's hot make me angry - they make me sweat! and I ain't talkin' sexay hot either.
@PSL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
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OMG I've been singing that song all day lately.
Weeeeeeellll, you're mother told you
All that I could give you was a reputation
Ooooo- she never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me?
Whoaoao Whoaoao
Come out, come out, Virginia don't let me wait...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Sandbitch, do you wear your Uggs out in the heat? that is what looks ridiculous to me...not just wearing them......fucking shearling boots are NOT for hot weather! grrrr
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Submitted by lizzieb on October 25, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I’ve thought about this a lot. When is comes to clothes we owe it, not only to ourselves but to others, not to be an eyesore. But when it comes to shoes, and comfy feet, I don’t know I might rebel. Style never helped as girl keep warm or run away!
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i usually only wear my crocs with my scrubs..i already look stupid so i might as well be comfy :)the rest of the time i only wear em as if they were slippers.
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
i used to hate on uggs, my sis lives in california, i would see all these chicks in shorts wearing the classic mini uggs... well, i finally broke down and bought a pair off zappos last week and literally have worn them every day. believe the hype, uggs rule!!!haven't tried crocs but i think crocs are the fugliest things i have ever seen and i will be avoiding them. the thing about uggs is that your feet do not sweat in them, you wear them without socks, they just make your feet comfortable, not hot at all...
I’ve thought about this a lot. When is comes to clothes we owe it, not only to ourselves but to others, not to be an eyesore. But when it comes to shoes, and comfy feet, I don’t know I might rebel. Style never helped as girl keep warm or run away!
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Think happy thoughts!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 5:43pm.
"Do you have any idea how STUPID you look?"
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Doesn't that mean "you've got the coolest footwear in the establishment"? LOL
Was that you in the bar PSL? To be honest, I WAS out for a walk...and some of my peeps were IN the bar, and "gestured" me to come in. Then we were "gestured" outside, not because of mah uggs, but because Jenny flashed her tittays to get my attention...
They called us RIFF RAFF! pFFFFT.
The perfect Christmas gift for someone you really, really hate.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I don't even know what to say to these. I've been on a one-woman crusade to get Crocs to die their necessary death for months now. Crocs are NEVER ok! Not on children either, it's downright child abuse.
I hope you don't mind if I link to you for this one.
Stylishly yours,
Miss Attitude
I just had a lovely image pop into my innocent mind: Cheryl Burke tied to a post screaming her meaty head off as I light her Croc boots on fire.
I blame DListed :/
I love my Uggs too, but I usually just wear them to take the dog out at night......I'd hardly wear them as fashion.
I love that it is 90 degrees here, yet there is still one moron a day out and about wearing Uggs. I want to yell, "Do you have any idea how STUPID you look?"
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Submitted by Hekki on October 25, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Agree with everything you said. There's a reason everyone wears Uggs. They are like an orgasm for your feet. If I am going somewhere where I can't, within the bounds of good taste, wear my Uggs or Crocs, I get a little sad.
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I wore my chocolate brown all terrain uggs (soles similar to joggers) to a bar which was hosting a black tie function (of which I wasn't part) and someone came over to me and commented that I had the coolest footwear in the establishment. And they meant it... :)
Uggs are universal y'all. Crocs is not.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 5:31pm.
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Hahahaha, exactly! xo
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Do these come in black? Just kidding! I'll stick with my little pink crocs...thank you very much.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
YUCKS
CUCKS
CUNTS
CRUCKS
Provolone,
Has anybody ever threatened to cut you?
*LOL at own self*
Sorry. Nothing personal. Just am fond of cheese.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
i have some suede crocs that are lined in that...err...w/e that furry stuff is and they are WAY uglier than those. i just realized i am way too competitive! lol (JK ive been knowing that)
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Weird Al's "Fat" plays in my head when i see her.
Crocs and Fuggs mixed together. I don't think I would be able to pick the lesser of two evils!
So if Crocs and Uggs ever fucked, this is what their offspring would look like. Ew.
Submitted by Salem13: "I love my uggs I don't care how many people hate them, they keep my feet nice and toasty in freezing temperatures. I don't have anyting against crocs, lowrise jeans NOW THAT needs to burn in hell."
Agree with everything you said. There's a reason everyone wears Uggs. They are like an orgasm for your feet. If I am going somewhere where I can't, within the bounds of good taste, wear my Uggs or Crocs, I get a little sad.
These ugly comfy shoes have ruined me for pretty regular shoes. Just like Mr. Hekki has ruined me for any other man. There might be better looking, but nobody will be as good.
NO NOOOabsolutley not. well maybeeeeLOL =O
I am wearing these now.
http://shop.crocs.com/pc-46-4-relief.aspx?navcategories=3,126
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