Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mr. Green Genes - America's first glow-in-the-dark cat and he's a ginge! I can't say he's the first glow-in-the-dark pussy, because I'm pretty sure Parasite Hilton's radioactive snatch already does that.
Scientists genetically modified Mr. Green Genes, so that his eyes, ears, nose and gums glow under a black fluorescent light. The science bitches at Audubon Centre for Research of Endangered Species in New Orleans made his shit glow-in-the-dark, so they could see better at raves. No, they did it so "they could learn whether a gene could be introduced harmlessly into the feline's genetic sequence to create what is formally known as a transgenic cat." Doing this shit could lead to treatments for cystic fibrosis and other conditions. Yeah, smart words confuse me. All I know is that he glows in the dark!
I must admit that cloned things kind of scare me. But Mr. Green Genes does glow-in-the-dark, so you'll have some warning if he tries to sneak up on you at night to eat your face or something.
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This could upset the balance of nature, because cats are nocturnal hunters and have night vision so they can sneak up on prey. If cats glow in the dark, prey will be able to avoid them.
When my dog (see the picture) is old and doesn't have much longer, I want to clone him.
I love orange kitties. This whole cloning thing though, is so freaky. The cat seemed normal. It's so weird.
Awwwwww what a cute cat. I hope they treat it right.
it doesn't look like a good development
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-DOOLminded-
what the fuck?
I so want a glow in the dark cat! Looks especially cool if you're high outta your mind and freaks you out so majorly if you're tripping on acid! SWEET!
Your face!
They need to alter the bagina-biting dog so we can see him sneaking up on our crotches.
Ditto the COS clones.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by . : "It's creepy shit like this that lends credence to my fears of experimental vojoo being introduced into vaccines by whack job scientists working for the government."
., There is a documentary called, "The Origins of AIDS".
From imdb: "From the hyphotesis of British journalist Edward Hoope, the film reopens the explosively controversial subject of the origins of AIDS, zeroing in specifically on his fiercely contested proposition that the HIV virus was first transmitted to children in the Belgian Congo via contaminated polio vaccine." I thought the evidence presented was rational and very convincing.
I'm not totally against genetic research, but I think we have to be VERY careful and ethical. I think scientists are human and make mistakes and corporation are GREEDY as fuck. Bad combination.
"I can just picture some cats stoned on nip and seeing this guy walk by."
Too funny..............
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Living well is the best revenge.......
Mme Tits, you cwazy vooman!
How 'bout Dino DNA? Let's all go Jurassic!
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Submitted by Richiegay on October 26, 2008 - 3:32pm.
This will be the next trend for designer babies, I want mine to shine under black lights, Angelina and Brad should look into this........
You are one sick, sick puppy. LMAO!
This will be the next trend for designer babies, I want mine to shine under black lights, Angelina and Brad should look into this........
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Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
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I can't wait to see this hot slut's sex tape. No need for night vision cameras.
Submitted by . on October 26, 2008 - 12:38pm.
It's creepy shit like this that lends credence to my fears of experimental vojoo being introduced into vaccines by whack job scientists working for the government. Just watch...one day some supposed virus will attack our world and we'll ALL need to get inoculated -but, with WHAT?
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Let's hope that vaccine isn't made from the blood of tolerant, level-headed, educated republican virgins.
(Sorry it's all i had)
oh oh... the blood of alan greenspan - stock up now! <-- get it? get it? ar ar ar
or....the blood of osama bin laden - sadly they still won't be able to find him...
okay waking up now. i'll have more later if you're interested.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
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Hopefully they'll breed glow in the dark chickens so that when I pass out next to my bucket of KFC, I'll be able to find it if I wake up in the middle of the night for a snack.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's creepy shit like this that lends credence to my fears of experimental vojoo being introduced into vaccines by whack job scientists working for the government. Just watch...one day some supposed virus will attack our world and we'll ALL need to get inoculated -but, with WHAT?
*Gives a tacitly paranoid look at her surroundings and skitters back into her bat cave.*
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
Ok so fuck me for be a stoopit idgit but where did they get that gene?
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Here: http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/young_frankenstein_do...
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Submitted by MargeAggedon on October 26, 2008 - 11:51am.
I realize I probably sound like a grampa simpson type but that cannot be a good thing.
We're going to find out in a few years that all the untested cloned and frankenfoods they've dumped into the agricultural system without a word to the wise is killing us and destroying our ecosystem but then it made some fat assholes some money and that's all that counts right?
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Where do I apply to become a fat asshole?
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
@andromeda1084:
Thank you so for the lesson! I get it! Go figure!
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I'm sure that'll make it easier for the cat's offspring to sneak up on mice at night.
angel_i - they are trying to find a way to insert a normal CFTR gene into cystic fibrosis patients, instead of what they have that is causing the disorder.
they are using the cat to find ways of potentially inserting genes into the genome, without potentially damaging other biological processes.
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
I don't know how to feel about this, maybe the
Glow Kitteh can be Spencer's Gifts new mascot.
Sketti Cat is gonna be jelus.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 11:58am.
@Farrah:
Ok but you didn't fuck me. Do you think Benji will fuck me?. Wait. I don't want herpes! Or warts! Ugh.
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well, i believe in time (about 5 secs) he'll end up fucking you. Just make sure he wears a body condom. That'll be fun sexi times.
Make some tapes. We'll call you in the middle of the whole thing. The we'll name the tape "One Night with an Angel" i smell $$$$
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Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
Ok so fuck me for be a stoopit idgit but where did they get that gene? The only thing I can think of is some weird ass sea creature (not paranormal - lots of those "normal" things are weird down there) And WHY glow in the dark? Couldn't they give him the gene that makes people gay???
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There's a jellyfish called Aequorea victoria that has the fluorescent protein gene, fittingly called Green Fluorescent Protein. It can be used as a genetic marker for tons of scientific experiments. It's incredibly easy to obtain and use and has been used for ages in the marker capacity. I've used it before in some experiments I've done. Check out this page if you care to learn more - http://www.conncoll.edu/ccacad/zimmer/GFP-ww/GFP-1.htm
As for the "gay gene" - I don't think that one's been pinned down yet, so no luck on that for this kitty. :D
This ends our science lesson of the day! LOL
*opening lid to hamper* *clutching my cat Bozo closer* Wait a second! I be wanting some for my Bozo so the whores see him coming down the street like Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@Farrah:
Ok but you didn't fuck me. Do you think Benji will fuck me?. Wait. I don't want herpes! Or warts! Ugh.
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I realize I probably sound like a grampa simpson type but that cannot be a good thing.
We're going to find out in a few years that all the untested cloned and frankenfoods they've dumped into the agricultural system without a word to the wise is killing us and destroying our ecosystem but then it made some fat assholes some money and that's all that counts right?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I just realized the cat's name Mr. Green Genes, someone watched Captain Kangaroo in his/her youth.
TYPO: (fill in the blank)
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
Ok so fuck me for be a stoopit idgit but where did they get that gene? The only thing I can think of is some weird ass sea creature (not paranormal - lots of those "normal" things are weird down there) And WHY glow in the dark? Couldn't they give him the gene that makes people gay???
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we should ask Benji Madden. I'm sure he would enlighten us all.
Maybe the darn kitteh ate a bowl full of Sea Monkeys.
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I can just picture some cats stoned on nip and seeing this guy walk by.
Heyas Slitty, long time no see : )
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Call me when they start cloning
as weekend sex toys.Put the science to good use.;->
Miso: Good to see ya.
Big deal...a pussy that glows in the dark so people can see when it's near, neighbors have reported that they can smell mine coming from a mile down the street.
Morning Triscuit
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No, they did it so "they could learn whether a gene could be introduced harmlessly into the feline's genetic sequence to create what is formally known as a transgenic cat."
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Ok so fuck me for be a stoopit idgit but where did they get that gene? The only thing I can think of is some weird ass sea creature (not paranormal - lots of those "normal" things are weird down there) And WHY glow in the dark? Couldn't they give him the gene that makes people gay???
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by WinosNeighbour on October 26, 2008 - 11:19am.
What about finding a cure for Aids, cancer and Parkinsons? Why not put the money there and not into glowing cats...???
I guess the feline looks cuter that an ill person...
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i wouldn't mind glowing in the dark for a cure for MS.
And thanks, your avie finished the waking up process!
@MrPresident: don't forget 3M...
@Miso: i missed chuuuu
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
That cat is bad ass! All my cat does is eat, shit, piss, and sleep.
want.glow.kitty.now
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 11:23am.
Triscuit!!! Long time no see MUAH!!
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MISO!!!!!!!!!!!!
How ya doin BabyGirl?
I missed you!♥
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Submitted by WinosNeighbour on October 26, 2008 - 11:19am.
What about finding a cure for Aids, cancer and Parkinsons? Why not put the money there and not into glowing cats...???
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It says it's working towards a treatment for people w/ "cystic fibrosis and other conditions."
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Submitted by teezestuff on October 26, 2008 - 11:19am.
Nooo...If we had flying pigs this is what would happen:
Hubby: Honey could we have a threesome?
Wife: Yeah sure..when pigs fly.
Then whut?
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Thanks Farrah. I think if scientists did that, Hartz would sue their asses since half their income probably comes from those roll ons.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
What about finding a cure for Aids, cancer and Parkinsons? Why not put the money there and not into glowing cats...???
I guess the feline looks cuter that an ill person...
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
That's like the crap their doing on heroes. Maybe they should genetically engineer a pig so it can fly.
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Be Yourself. Who else is better qualified?
Submitted by Farrah on October 26, 2008 - 11:17am.
I really think so, lol..sorry couldn't help it.
Yup I am still in J-land and it is 12:16 am and I cant sleep grrr..
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Submitted by miso-horny on October 26, 2008 - 11:13am.
Cant scientists come up with something that makes Paris, Britney, Heidi,Spencer and Angelina go away?
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not mah Cheetonizah!
how are you, Miso? WHERE are you? still turning Japanese?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I don't know why but the ''Confuse a Cat'' skit from Monty Python popped in my head lol.
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