Touch Aretha's BODY
The Queen (I have to call her that or she'll end me) performed her own thrilling rendition of Mimi's "Touch My Body" the other night during her show in DC. This isn't the first time Aretha has sang this song. No, she serenades all of her 35 daily meals with this beautiful tune while she pours melted butter all over the plate.
Touching the Chichi Queen's entire body would take days, months, years. You'd have to bring your passport, some dried food packs, gallons of water, a flare fun, an oxygen tank and a Husky dog. You might not ever come back if you get trapped underneath one of her tittay boulders. There might be a half-eaten Hoagie up in there to keep you going for a few weeks after your supplies have run out, but after that, you're fucked.
And here's a few pictures of Queen Aretha leaving Matt Lauer's roast in NYC the other night. Like Tommy Girl, the Chichi Queen was probably disappointed because she misunderstood the meaning of a ROAST. She even wore her favorite eatin' scarf and everything!
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Ms. Aretha is still current and extremely, vocally gifted. She's an impressive singer...very impressive.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on October 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
That dress in black, would be so much more slimming.
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That is a whole lot of expectations that you are placing on black....it is just a color, not a miracle worker.
Hokay! A black dress, with the lights out......
I thought her version of Touch My Body was kind of cute, tho.
"She even wore her favorite eatin' scarf and everything!"
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Aretha will always get a pass from me, because like MK said, she is The Queen.
And no one does it better!
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Submitted by xplnyrslf on October 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
That dress in black, would be so much more slimming.
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That is a whole lot of expectations that you are placing on black....it is just a color, not a miracle worker.
Submitted by Ana_Beaver on October 26, 2008 - 6:11pm.
I could swear right around 39 seconds she's saying "if you take my chicken wrap & wings, I'll hunt you down" and then makes stabby motion.
hahahahahahaha
HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
I just wish she'd stop wearing the damn furs all the time!
That dress in black, would be so much more slimming. Plus, lose the cape, as layers aren't needed.
Her soulful voice is always an enjoyment. She's just as good as her younger days.
It would be the hotness if Aretha did a cover of "Supermodel (You Better Work)."
On that (high) note, good nite.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
It would be the hotness if Arthea did a cover of that "but then I got high" song.
Or is that just me?
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I could sware right around 39 seconds she's saying "if you take my chicken wrap & wings, I'll hunt you down" and then makes stabby motion.
I kindly want a hoagie now...
Seriously, I am too concerned about Aretha's health to snark on her.
Um, no, no I'm not. I'm wantin to see aretha and Davy Jones's boobies have a smack down.
(Sometimes MKs posts linger with you.)
^cue the Cranberries^
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
This is so fucking disgusting, MK. Stop doing this to us. PLEASE.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I hate this blasted song, but have found a new respect for it. Damn, Aretha actually rocked it out.
Actually, scratch that. I'm obligated to say that or her ChiChis will put me in a sleeper hold.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
She's a national treasure.
You go Reetha!
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
You can tell she's having a laugh performing that. Aretha's a sexy bitch--morbid obesity or no. =)
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I saw her on Emeril a while back, they were making peach cobbler and Emeril could not, for the life of him, get her to look up at the audience because she was too busy saturating the dish with butter and sugar, and licking her lips the whole time. It was kind of sad but so funny at the same time.
good thing she covered up those ginormous tits. does she not feel motivated to lose weight? why would anyone let themself go like this?
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My mom and dad loved her so I grew up listening to a lot of Aretha. She's always been thick but now she's way too much of a natural woman. She better think before she's picks up a fork, think, think, what she's doing to her body.
Touch Aretha's body? Uh, no thanks.
heifa seemed winded just singing alone
She looks like a cruise ship at full sail.
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what the hell is a flare fun? HAHAH Proofread!
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Arepa please! You how that fast that shit would be up that piece?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 12:28pm.
LAWL! I didn't know that a sock monkey could have an orgasm! I guess that we are siblings in whoredom then!
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Fuck my life.
Touching the Chichi Queen's entire body would take days, months, years. You'd have to bring your passport, some dried food packs, gallons of water, a flare fun, an oxygen tank and a Husky dog. You might not ever come back if you get trapped underneath one of her tittay boulders. There might be a half-eaten Hoagie up in there to keep you going for a few weeks after your supplies have run out, but after that, you're fucked.
omg MK, you are my hero, that's some funny shit right there.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
why doesnt she get the surgery? Probably too much of a health risk... she isnt long with this earth with that weight. she's way too hard to look at anymore...I am afraid she;ll hit a high note and drop dead...she is a walking time bomb
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The war isn't working.
That 84 seconds was better than Mariah's entire catalogue.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 1:02pm.
How many cheetahs gave their lives to make that top in the thumbnails.
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Three polyester pumas.
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It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
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How many cheetahs gave their lives to make that top in the thumbnails.
Seriously, this HOG needs a face and body transplant. Fooch pooch!
Isn't this the same woman who busted on George Michael because his songs were too sexy? Gimme a break!
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Mental picture from hell on that one...what was she doing at a roast for Matt Lauer?
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on October 26, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I just came.
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I did, too. Does that officially make us Dlisted HWORES!?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by cocoebert on October 26, 2008 - 11:57am.
She looks like she lost some weight.
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Indeed! Her tits look deflated.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
She must be losing weight.
She def. needs a breast lift though.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
she needs to do a duet with that danny kid who sang this song!!! You sluts have to remember that
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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Do some people have bigger tongues than other people?
Quite often in her pics her tongue is very prominent. Seen it with a few others too.
Maybe she smells with her tongue and is merely searching for sustenance.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
I just came.
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Fuck my life.
Touching the Chichi Queen's entire body would take days, months, years. You'd have to bring your passport, some dried food packs, gallons of water, a flare fun, an oxygen tank and a Husky dog. You might not ever come back if you get trapped underneath one of her tittay boulders. There might be a half-eaten Hoagie up in there to keep you going for a few weeks after your supplies have run out, but after that, you're fucked.
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LMAO MK--just priceless as usual. Although she did sound better signing her version than Mooriahs
She borrowed the outfit from the Michelin Man.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by jussayin on October 26, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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NOW, THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!
But then again, who wouldn't want to see Clay attempt to throw her on the floor and wrassle her around?
Submitted by cocoebert on October 26, 2008 - 11:57am.
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No, I don't think Aretha lost weight, but I heard that her chichis are doing Jenny Craig and Pilates.
I'mma need Clay Aiken to sing this song too....and then I'mma need Aretha and Clay to hook up on SexyBack
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