Touch Aretha's BODY

The Queen (I have to call her that or she'll end me) performed her own thrilling rendition of Mimi's "Touch My Body" the other night during her show in DC. This isn't the first time Aretha has sang this song. No, she serenades all of her 35 daily meals with this beautiful tune while she pours melted butter all over the plate.

Touching the Chichi Queen's entire body would take days, months, years. You'd have to bring your passport, some dried food packs, gallons of water, a flare fun, an oxygen tank and a Husky dog. You might not ever come back if you get trapped underneath one of her tittay boulders. There might be a half-eaten Hoagie up in there to keep you going for a few weeks after your supplies have run out, but after that, you're fucked.

And here's a few pictures of Queen Aretha leaving Matt Lauer's roast in NYC the other night. Like Tommy Girl, the Chichi Queen was probably disappointed because she misunderstood the meaning of a ROAST. She even wore her favorite eatin' scarf and everything!

Wenn

Thanks Zikosan

Posted by: Michael K

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Chichis • Queen Aretha

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:30am.

Quite frankly, it's a damn miracle that woman can move at all. Good for her=)

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:27am.

"Has sang"?????????

Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:27am.

She looks like she lost some weight.

Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:20am.

my favorite Aretha is when she is in that diner, wearing CHANKLAS singing "You Better Think" to Matt "Guitar" Murphy. Priceless.

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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:19am.

that was some funny shyt!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:16am.

Mmmmmmm, someone said Krispy Kreme breaks.....

Awwwww, I can't hate on Aretha....she is a pioneer & one-of-a-kind; and I loved her sense of humor in the video.

Submitted by RufusR on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:15am.

You shouldn't make fun of Aretha Franklin. She is the queen of soul. Just listen to her sing "I say a little prayer for you"; it's phenomenal, full of desire and desperation.

Also, if she finds out about it, she might sit on you.

Submitted by Queen of Queens on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:15am.

And then she said throw me on the floor. Ohh wee. It is too early in the morning for this. But I love how that hot bitch said "Imma take it to church" Get em Aretha!

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Submitted by Spoiled on Sun, 10/26/2008 - 11:08am.

Submitted by luscious_t - Aretha's version is better, actually.

I agree. It would be great to hear a version where she could belt it out in the studio. That way Aretha could take her time with it and enjoy much-needed rests (and Krispy Kreme breaks) between takes.