The Bogey And Bacall Of Our Time
Finally a new fucking couple that I can get behind.....and push into traffic. Seriously now! This is the greatest pairing since Brit Brit & Cheetos!
Some bitch told Page Six that the head member of The Mega Slut Club, Aubrey O'Day, and squid brains master Kanye West were touching tongues at 10ak in NYC recently. This makes Kanye the newest member of The Mega Slut Club, because if you make out with Aubrey, you're also making out with like ten million other living things....at least. And that includes Ginger O'Day! It's also a little known fact that after your tongue has touched Aubrey's tongue, a "front of the line" voucher for the Free Clinic magically appears in your hands.
This makes me so excited THAT I COULD WRITE THE REST OF THIS POST IN CAPS. I won't do that, because I respect your hangover. BUT I REALLY WANT TO! But I won't.
The nosy bitch who spilled the jizz to Page Six said, "Either they actually kissed, or Aubrey was just telling people they kissed."
It's probably the latter, but allow me to believe this shit just for a quick minute. KanDay is just the couple to knock down Brangelina off of their golden pedestal!
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The pic was not taken from her best angle, that's for sure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr Pres, I don't know how you can defend that skank at all......it's like that person who defended Jodie Marsh! HOW?
:) (hugs)
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
Or should that be hell?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
They're both annoying; match made in heaven.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
This is crazy! Oh, yeah- and YUCK!
I get the feeling Kanye would consider himself too good for Skankalicious Aubrey.
NooooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!
Dear Aubrey, please clean yourself up (but not too much) and stay away from the douchebags. You make it very hard sometimes to defend you. Thanks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
eeeuuuuww....I don;t know who is more gross!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"