Nicole Richie Is A Grown-Up Now
So ever since Nicole Richie had a baby, she's become all womanly and shit. I mean, she actually has chichis! She's no longer Wonky McValtrex's eye-rolling sidekick. She probably gets her period and everything! I miss chunky Nicole who had a gutter mouth and flashed her tittays on the catwalk. Now that she's an adult, she's kind of boring. She's so boring that she's turning beige!
However, she looks a million times hotter without that dirty tampon boyfriend hanging on her arm.
Here's a few more of Sad Clown Baby's mommy at the Carousel of Hope Ball last night. Yes, there were actually people there under the age of 95 (see below). I also threw in some pictures of other whores who were there including the shining gold bar known as Camille Grammer aka my favorite modern day gold digger. They don't make gold diggers like her anymore. She's a gold digger that takes her job and position seriously! In the Grammer camp, she probably makes Employee of the Month every month! And she makes sure she's always looking like a shiny trophy! Her attention to detail is amazing. She made sure that her wonk eye matched her wonk titties perfectly. I love her.
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I was just in Hawaii, on Maui. Kelsey and Camille arrived when we did. She wore NO makeup the entire time they were there. Lots of nannys for the kids!!!! 2-3 I think. Also, Kelsey's older daughter was with them. She has a REAL problem with ANYONE looking at them. Bitch look all the way. Camille is plain and way, way way too skinny by-the-way. She really seemed to no care less about Kelsey. However, she was really affectionate with the little ones. I will give her that. At the end of the day - Gold Digger extraordinaire!!!
She looks awesome.
Still can't hate, this is making it harder to hate.
TEAM NICOLE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She has no celebrity value whatsoever, but I think she is cute and petite and I like her fashion sense. Somehow she is not skanky acting or looking like Lohan and Paris etc. I think she is one of the all-time best dressed people in Hollyshoot. With a very few exceptions she is always flawless and looks great...even in tanks and shorts.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by chichi on October 27, 2008 - 8:08am.
What the fuck is Nicole Ritchie good at??
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Spending her daddy's money.
What the fuck is Nicole Ritchie good at?? I can't figure out why this chick is considered a celeb of any kind. The new hair she has on that balding head of hers looks better than usual. Other than that..... she is the same old no talent fucktard.
Submitted by TITS on October 27, 2008 - 3:09am.
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I heard Benji Madden is pretty good in the sack.
And you are the one to tell us about it!
TITS FUCKS BENJI!
*chanting*
TITS FUCKS BENJI!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Benji Madden fucked triscuts Miss Kitty!!!
nah, does nothing for me.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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Submitted by TITS on October 27, 2008 - 2:40am.
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Miss Kitty(if you're nasty)LoL
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Triscuit - you trust these drunks to give you correct math answers? LOLOL
what is your cats name?
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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First,thank you to all the whores who helped my BabyGirl w/the math homework♥
Second,I said on some other thread Benji Madden was effing my cat!☺ LoL ☺
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
any benji sightings tonight?
i'm about to turn in.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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in Lisa Rinna's defense, her lips have ALWAYS been big, they are hers, and she has always looked the same...not that she's aging gracefully either poor thing
Nicole looks really good....finally
I love Scary Spice's dress, I see her husband has spent her money on KFC (do they have those in England? maybe it's just fish and chips)
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Lisa Rinna looks like she got a plastic surgeon referral from Lara Flynn Boyle.
Camile Grammer looks like she has been botoxed within an inch of her life. I can't believe guys still find that obviously fake look attractive. She looks about as natural as high fructose corn syrup.
Scary Spice looks upset. Her make up artist did a number on her face.
Nicole looks good. Except the gold is washing her out a bit.
Valerie Bertinelli looks great.
Nicky Hilton doesn't have a sourpuss for once. I can't believe that she actually looks happy.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 27, 2008 - 12:53am.
Am I the only one who thinks she has a rat-face?
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But such an ADORABLE rat face.
Honestly, I kidna wish she was prettier. That would make her extra hot.
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Am I the only one who thinks she has a rat-face?
Nicole looks great. Shit i adore her dress. I want it...
The other one's all look like dolls - very surreal.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Loving Nicole's dress. Valerie looks lovely as well.
Valerie Bertinelli looks nice.
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thank gawd there are no pictures of ritchie posing with that tool of boyfriend....he's just gross...
a couple of those jonas boys look like younger versions of adrian zmed...
rinna looks like she got punched in the face...
i wonder how camille's ibs is holding up in that dress...
i like valerie bertinelli and i like her even more that she took kirstie alley job and looks great while kirstie is still a fat actress...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Is that Lisa Rinna with Harry Hamlin? If so, what in hell's bathroom did she do to her face? Her lips look crappy, as usual, but the rest of her looks so different. Maybe some cheek implants???
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Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:36pm.
TITS you're smart like dot.
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Hey, let's not start throwing around complimentary insults all at once.
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Tits, thank you. I owe you a cuppa joe.
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:36pm.
TITS you're smart like dot.
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no. i'm smart like two dots. get it? get it? (o)(o) ar ar ar
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
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dot.
um dot. you're so pretty.
ah... a internet cafe is a cafe that has internet.
my eyes are tearing up a bit here. *smiles*
it's a room full of computers that you rent out by the minute. popular with teenage boys playing their computer games. About a dollar a minute. I don't have a printer and just go there on the rare occasions i really need something printed. they also have a kick ass 'store' of choc bars, chips and shit.
even small towns have them. usually in ... cafes. or coffees shops.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
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TITS you're smart like dot.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I can't get used to nicole richie having chichis. haha it's hard to believe she ever was chubby (which she probably was not IRL).
I was watching some goofy show lisa rinna was hosting and she seems nice. only in hollywood would someone fuck up their face like that! I was surprised at her being as personable as she was.
to putsomestank...
I missed what you wrote so all I know is you need some revenge on a somewhat famous assholish drummer ... maybe you could send your info to michael k? he might know if you could get in trouble for saying it. he might even put it up here.
whatever you do good luck! I like your avi and your quotes. :)
Mme Tits,
I'm going to go out on a blind batted limb here and guess Internet Cafe is some sort of anon posting site that hides your IP addy? And yes, I could google but I'm curious to hear what the real deal is from the feed-the-children's mouth.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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So I guess there is no shot of up loading it for us,right?
EW.I just said shot and load in the same sentence!
*beavis and butthead laugh*
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
fuck. i missed the good stuff and it seems to have all been edited out! fuck.
stank - if you are posting 'questionable' *cough* materials up on wiki, get everything you want to post ready to go. email to a yahoo or hotmail account then got to a internet cafe to up load it.
That way it can't be tied to you in any way. In case you've never used an internet cafe, you walk in, ask for a computer, they tell you a number of a computer to use and you pay for however much time you use. that's it. no id's nothing.
purrr - i'm not just a stunning pair of tits!
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
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PSTtankOnIt,
Hope this cheers you up, sweetheart...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27652
luscious_t? You and stank could always start a blog and just not name names and get out some of your frustrations?
Totally free and can even block google if you just want to rant to yourself drunk and re-read it sober and thank baby cheezus you didn't post that shit online --> https://www.blogger.com/start
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 26, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna know what you deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crosses arms and stomps foot*
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Thanks for the entertaining story putsomestankonit.
Ditto what Angel said. ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I think I've figured a little of it out - if it's the right guy. If I have, i just *know* you're prettier! If I haven't oh well....
either way, have a good night, skank, and take care~
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Nite, stank...
and remember - time heals all wounds:)
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Thanks bisou, you actually reminded how much I love Hyacinth. So I owe it to you with your Are You Being Served? guy.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
OK, now you bitchez got me craving an Egg McMuffin. THANKS!
Stank, I hope you get through this. Just don't do anything rash that will get you into trouble. People are just not worth it.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 26, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 26, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Revenge is a dish best smashed and ground into the deserving person's face, in front of others. Not poetic, I know, but still.
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Yep, and right away...'cept if you can get it with melted cheese on top...Mmmmmm...a sharp cheddar...even a Kraft slice if you're in a hurry...Yeah, now that's some revenge done right...ground deserving ho's face topped with melted cheese...ORDER UP! What? The DListed Revenge Diner is closed? WTF????
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MMMMMM TigerLilly! It's about dinner time for me, thanks for the ideas :)~ I mean about the melted CHEESE, get yer mind outta the tiger cage, people!
And Stank: (((((HUGS)))) we've all had our run-ins with mind-fucking assholes, however briefly or prolonged the mind-fuckery, it always affects you, you're always reading between the lines when you meet up with someone hot after that. so g'night for today lovely peeps <3
Oh, tell him he's old and fat, too. And tell him that Travis Barker is a better drummer. :)
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stank I love your avie!
has she ever been made hot slut? actually, long suffering Richard probably deserves the honour more ;)
OT Nicky Hilton looks like she escaped from the Village of the Damned and dyed her hair a little to try and disguise herself.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Stank, even if he is good, you have to put it in his head that he's not. If you really want revenge, that will mess with him bigtime.
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Mel and I can't. He was a good session drummer. He drummed for the Prodigy and for Blur. He is talented but wasted it.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Anyone remember when that gold digging woman Camille being in soft~core porn on Cinemax?
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Are you kidding, Sheeps has them all on VHS tapes and watches them every night.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 26, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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oh, me too!
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
I know but I can't have contact with him. I'm honoring that. Besides last time I saw him two weeks ago my rage kicked in and I screamed "Fucking asshole" at him. If i had something to throw at him I would have. Good thing I didn't. Well I'm off to bed now. Have an early day.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 8:45pm.
LMAO!!! Oh, and for a baby, you sure smoke a lot!!!!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 26, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Oh, and forget Wiki. Post that shit on the 'fans' my space pages. That will get to the masses faster. :)
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oooo - fab idea!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 26, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Revenge is a dish best smashed and ground into the deserving person's face, in front of others. Not poetic, I know, but still.
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Yep, and right away...'cept if you can get it with melted cheese on top...Mmmmmm...a sharp cheddar...even a Kraft slice if you're in a hurry...Yeah, now that's some revenge done right...ground deserving ho's face topped with melted cheese...ORDER UP! What? The DListed Revenge Diner is closed? WTF????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Stank, if you REALLY want revenge, just tell him that he's a washed up, talentless drummer and no one even knows who the fuck he is. That will send any 'musician' over the edge. Trust. lol
Oh, and forget Wiki. Post that shit on the 'fans' my space pages. That will get to the masses faster. :)
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Aw man, stanky! You is a spoil sport! Argh!
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Girls, I'd think twice about the wiki thing though. At least here you can post and edit.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Anyone remember when that gold digging woman Camille being in soft~core porn on Cinemax?
No, T, but that's classic. As MK says, well played.