The World's Fattest Man Got Married!
Manuel Uribe gained another 100+ pounds in Mexico yesterday after marrying his 38-year-old girlfriend Claudia Solis!!
Manuel, who hasn't left his bed in 6 years, was carried to his wedding on a flatbed truck. His custom-made bed was decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows. Patrol cars escorted him and the flatbed truck to the banquet hall. I'm jealous. I want to be carried everywhere on my bed. He's like Cleofatra being carried through the streets of Mexico, waving to his subjects (aka the taco stand and McDonalds).
After they were declared husband and wife, Manuel broke into tears and all the 400 guests almost drowned. When the hall was dried out, Manuel and Claudia shared the traditional first dance by holding hands and swaying to the music.
The reception featured a spread of meat, buttered vegetables and a five-tier wedding cake. That was just for Manuel, the other guests ate burritos and rice. No! Manuel's doctors were on hand to make sure he didn't devour everything in sight. Manuel had to save his appetite so that he could eat his new wife later. You know he pours hot sauce on her chocha, sprinkles cheese on the top and wraps it in a burrito.
Manuel, who weighed 1,230 at his heaviest in 2006, told the reporters while leaving the hall, "I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life!"
Congratulations to Manuel and his ultimate chubby chaser wife, Claudia! I just hope Manuel has a prenup, because you know that bitch Claudia is after his Gansitos collection. Food digger!
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Fuck man...this is horrible. Being from Mexico, Im disgusted with this fuckery. People like him should be put on an IV and only be given some solid food for mechanical/digestive purposes.
I cannot believe he is being celebrated. They all make me sick.
Some woman would try to lose weight before the big day this fat fuck was happy to be wheeled out of his house. That is so embarrassing. The part I don't understand is who is feeding him?!?!!? If he can't get up, who is feeding him? Who goes shopping for the groceries, pay bills, do laundry while his fat ass getting another orgasm stuffing his face. What is up the lady that married him, is she mentally challenged as well?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
from interwebs:
Manuel Uribe, born in Monterrey, Mexico is not just any other ordinary man on the street. He holds the distinction of being the heaviest man on earth. He weights 560 kg (over 1200 pounds.) To get a feel of exactly how heavy he is, you need imagine an adult male, and another, and another, and another (this can go on for a little while more)… He is almost as heavy as seven adult men.
Manuel Uribe, “I take one day at a time. The doctors told me I had a choice. To choose life or to choose death. I chose life.”
According to Duncan Kennedy, a BBC reporter, Manuel Uribe is surprisingly not depressed, rather he's happy,
“At his peak, he weighed 560kg, or 1234lb, or 88st. That's half a ton. Small Japanese cars come in lighter.
I got a shock when I first met Manuel. He'd agreed to meet us at his home in Monterrey, northern Mexico.
I had expected him to be closeted in an upstairs bedroom, out of sight. But no. These days you could not meet a more engaging, funny and contented man.
And the cause of his new found happiness? His weight loss. “
In the past year, Manuel has shed 180kg/400lbs off his body, that’s almost equivalent to two full grown man climbing out of his body!
Lack of Discipline or a Genetic Problem The question here boils down to this, is it even possible to eat till a state where you end up weighing 1200 pounds? This man here is not a kid like 400 Pounds Jessica, he's a grown man who is aware of his doings and even has a supportive mother who cooks his meals daily for this bed-ridden soul.
Doctors think that there might be a fault in his genes which triggered the inflammation of his molecular structure, therefore causing him to gain weight uncontrollably.
‘We Don’t Have an Explanation’ Dr. Jaime Gonzalez makes house calls to Uribe once a week. His goal: to help his patient lose 1,000 pounds. Uribe's legs and lower body are massaged daily to improve blood circulation. Amazingly, Manuel is perfect health despite his massive weight!
He has no high blood pressure, no high cholesterol, no triglycerides, and no diabetes. Simply put, he's a healthy man who is just, well, overweight.
The Zone Diet Everything Manuel eats now is calculated down to the last detail, literally. His nutritionist says that the diet focuses on controlling his hormones.
"It's about controlling his hormones," says Alejandra Garcia, one of Manuel's nutritionists.
A sample of Manuel’s meal right now includes a sumptuous bowl of fish soup, complete with large chunks of fish. Followed by this is a grapefruit, half an apple and ending it off with 18 peanuts. Yes, 18 peanuts.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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I know this doesn't apply to MK: "In a study, the Gansito namebrand and 'cute-looking goose' were remembered by 92% of a children's study group, whereas only 19% could recall the most basic Mexican history dates."
Now that he's married he's really going to let himself go.
is there something i don't know? is he a billionaire? i don't get it. there must be an explanation for this wedding to happen...
Clearly she likes big tits.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
Hi Farrah! :)
Wow, that's amazing. I wonder how he lost so much weight already though. They should just keep doing that and stop feeding him what he wants. It's not like he can get up and chase them down out of anger or anything.
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Gansitos collection! LOL MK!
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How'd you like to get stuck being the crane operator at that honeymoon?
She wore a dress, he wore a bed.
Aw well, congrats to the happy couple!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Sensimina, really?? I thought the heavier you were, the better bypass surgery would work. Wow.
They should just put him on a liquid diet for a while being that he can't even get up.
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Hell if he can get married there's hope for me yet!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 27, 2008 - 9:22am.
I wonder why he hasn't been offered gastric bypass or something. He shouldn't be living his life in a bed. How sad.
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hi Mel!
i watched a docu about this guy on Nat Geo and he wanted to lose weight with the Zone or something. He was also way too fat to get surgery, the OR doors are not wide enough, the OR tables are not wide enough and can't stand his weight either.
Btw, most people wonder "how the hell someone that can't even move get that much food? (over 3,000 calories)" the answer: Mommie Dearest.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
At least when they fight, he can't call her a fatass.
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Mel Tang, there's too much risk at his weight for him to go through the gastric bypass surgery. His odds of survival would be staggeringly bad. Frankly, his lifespan is fucked regardless of whether or not he loses weight.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
GWAD MK, I was just about to eat. You really do care. :)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 27, 2008 - 9:14am.
Who supports him? I mean financially, not like with a scaffold
LMFAO
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HIde and go seek: sounds like it could be fun!
Maybe he'll be moving around more now that he's married and he'll lose more weight. Now she can nag him about it!
....and so this would be the Monday Diet reminder...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I wonder why he hasn't been offered gastric bypass or something. He shouldn't be living his life in a bed. How sad.
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Guess we know she didn't marry him for his body.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Good for him. I've seen him do that sexy salsa sway on TLC...it's hot.
Hasn't this guy lost several hundred lbs already? Isn't it time for him to get the hell out of bed by now? Or is he one with the mattress?
the worlds fattest man got married and I cant even find a guy to buy me a damn coffee...WTFFFFFFFFFFF :@
At least his wife knows he's not going to be chasing other women now that they're married. That would require movement.
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Only a Mexican would stand up in a flatbed going down a highway.
Submitted by jussayin on October 27, 2008 - 9:10am.
yes...but did he get laid?
As I mentioned in a previous discussion on morbidly obese:
It's inverted!! She's still trying to find it.
It's like hide and go seek......
Congratulations Manuel And Claudia! Glad to see someone's dreams coming true! God Bless!
Good Lord
Who supports him? I mean financially, not like with a scaffold.
So she married Jabba the Hut, who is probably highly regarded by all the Mexican kingpins, got tons (pun intended) of free publicity, and, basically, hubby aint' ever "running around" on her. And the added bonus is---she'll always feel super skinny.
What's not to love?
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a.k.a. "Greta Grunts"
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
A hefty life insurance policy, with the new wife as beneficiary would explain it, but I can't imagine any company would insure him.
Cleofatra!!!
lmao!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
yes...but did he get laid?
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.