Morning Wood

Submitted by birdie on October 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
Hey, at least Nic Cage's son doesn't look like the rest of all those Hollywood tards. He might actually have a personality.

I thought it was his mail order child bride. They go off very quickly you know.

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Think happy thoughts!

Hahah, how funny that they look so alike, and then Jesse Spano's stripper name in Showgirls was Nomi. They almost share the same character name, too!

hulk story. short and sickening:
He was on a roll. He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what's important in life. He knows what's real, and what's not real.

And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that's what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it's about helping people, being positive, moving forward.
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professional driver? accountable? responsible? helping people? that reeks of lawyer buzzwords/talking points.

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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.

Dead Like Me

I like Seth Rogen with more weight, he has a bear like quality about him that is quite appealing. It's the facial hair that needs to go though!

Your face!

"I'm so excited...I'm so so SCARED!" Hahahah! That hair is so reminiscent of Jessie Spano...Hooray!

Your face!

I like Seth Rogen fine but "drastic" weight loss? He looks thinner, but it's not like he's skeletal now!

@ Bella

I bet those kids were awed! I know I would have been. I love reading stories like this. It's nice to know not all celebrities are so self absorbed.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 27, 2008 - 11:43am.

Submitted by Deb on October 27, 2008 - 1:19pm.

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Dave really seems like a great guy that has managed not let his fame go to his head.
Can you imagine what an amazing experience that must have been for those 15-16 year old boys? Having world famous rockers drop by and jam with them and then be invited to play at the concert. It´s like some kind of fairy tale :)

Cindy Crawford in her Amy Winehouse costume looks like Paula Abdul.

Submitted by Bella on October 27, 2008 - 11:28am.

Great story! I love Dave Grohl at any weight. We saw the Foo Fighters at the Allstate Arena last February during a wicked snowstorm. The Foos played for nearly 3 hours. Dave has no "attitude". He has no problems playing their older songs, he has a great sense of humor, and he is clearly as much a fan of rock n roll as he is a rock star.
Just the fact that he was part of the most influential band of the 90's, (Nirvana), and has created a new band that is a power in itself is pretty amazing. Did I mention I love Dave Grohl?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

"I'm So Excited! I'm So Excited! I'm so....Tired!"
I LOVE Jesse and watch Showgirls (the collector's edition with deleted scenes) everytime i'm sick, hungover, or depressed- like everyday. I said this from the Moment I saw this bitch that she was the new Jesse Spano and I Live for her on the new 90210! And BTW Rev. Al Sharpton is said to be joining the next cast of DWTS!!
I'm So Excited, I'm So Excited, I'm soo... In need of a life :(

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

More OMG - I thought that was Kylie Minogue from the eighties!

No, really!
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HAPPYBMDAY!

She has Solange Hair.

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

Dave Grohl looks yummy.
I am the same way as Jessica,wrinkles and aging freak me out.
Cindy looks great as Wino,love her make-up.
That's Cage's son.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Someone get that chick back to the stripperpole.

I guess dating a femme douchebag so she can stay in the closet is taking a toll on Biel.

And Cindy Crawford needs to paint green splotches on her skin and yellow on her teeth, and she needs to be hitting someone randomly. Only then will she resemble Wino.

Beil needs to eat a piece of cunt cake and shut the fuck up.

Always such a sour ass hole that one.

Oh ic are what fears and worries you have in life and about age of all subjects. I swear I do you freaking gaint tranny.

Im going to begin my moment of silence for the grief you must have over the aquisition of a new freckle patch from this summer's time spent lounging by a pool in random tropical locations right after i stop caring about poor children, cancer research, and how to get blood stains out of the carpet from the last stupid bitch who dared voicing her concerns about aging while i was trying to drink MY FUCKING COFFEE!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Seth looks like a creepy panty gnome...he needs to go back to chunk

Dave Grohl's looking a little bit like Cojo from Entertainment Tonight in that picture.

I like Seth Rogen better as a fatass.

Namoi looks like a mess. And Biel is so annoying.

I saw "Next" with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore and Horsey Face Biel. Biel is such a horrible actress, period. She is beyond wooden. If it weren't for that Playboy spread, we would have forgotten about her by now. She's never the starring attraction in movies for a reason; she cannot act.

"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"

OK, Cohen's Udder Cow costume is genius. He must have been udderly tickled pink by the lady in that suit in the news a couple of weeks back. She was hot slut of the day or week, right?

Submitted by Bella on October 27, 2008 - 11:28am.

Cool story Bella! Dave always seemed like a genuine guy to me.

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Submitted by carlo1970 on October 27, 2008 - 11:20am.
Stop hating on Jessica Biel. She is beautiful and her lips are real. She has an amazing body!!!
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Head out of ass, NOW! young man.

AnyfakeBieltoplip, what's with the exorcist like, neck turn and brainless skanks? Who started that? Must find out.
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this little chick from nip/tuck and 90210. i dnt know her real name but me and my friends always call her Simba. She's a beautiful girl especially when her hair is out and natural like that, but we always look at her and think the Lion King

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Cage's son scares me a little, but he's prolly cool as hell.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”

I love Dave Grohl, he just seems like such a cool and fun guy. His band played a concert here in Iceland a few years ago. Before the concert they went to this small town outside the capital to have some dinner. After dinner they heard some music coming from a nearby garage and went over there and took a little jam session with the kids in the garage band. And then they invited the kids to come to the concert and even had them play a few songs on stage.

So if Rogan feels like complete shit day after day, he doesn't care? Please.

And this Jessie wannabe decided to put on a bra, hang some beads from it, and call it a dancin'-girl costume? She might as well have written the word "TOOL" across her forehead and gone as a drill bit. It would be just as logical.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Hahaha Clarisse Biel was probably pissed because she is a more "serious" actress than Alba lmao

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Stop hating on Jessica Biel. She is beautiful and her lips are real. She has an amazing body!!!

hmm no...its all wrong

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The C word on October 27, 2008 - 11:07am.
WTF, are they remaking 'Showgirls'?

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They are? The original is the best/worse piece of kaka i've ever seen

Hey, at least Nic Cage's son doesn't look like the rest of all those Hollywood tards. He might actually have a personality. And, why is Hulk Hogan still the topic of conversation? He and his whole brood need to go away.

Clarisse LMFAO!
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Submitted by Salem13 - Awww congrats Dave, he seems like a really cool dad.

Love Dave. Looks like he's put on a few "sympathy pregnancy" pounds (as long as he doesn't stay all puffy like Cary Elwes). The wifey's got pretty wonky teeth for a model, though.

She kinda looks like Sandy in Grease.

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson

Oh god! I was watching some footage of Justin Timberlake in Vegas and Bile (typo, keep) was trotting along after him through this huge crowd and some chick kept screaming "Jessica Alba!!! Jessica Alba!!!". Jessica finally stopped turned around and screamed "I AM NOT JESSICA ALBA!!!"

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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.

Is that supposed to be coke residue on cindy's mole infested upper lip? Yeah, I'm sure that was from her personal stash. Oh, and you really should worry more about keeping an eye on that husband of yours instead of making fun of people, cindy.

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I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...so...SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite SBTB episode of all time!

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Oh poor baby Jessica. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. You're getting old, bitch. hahaha

Oh, and the Hogan's need to drive off a cliff together.

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i don't know, CC costume is pretty good but I don't think it's really right to do Wino like that.
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Awww congrats Dave, he seems like a really cool dad.

Seth looks good, and I'm pretty sure the commenters on Usweekly are the same as the JJ idiots.

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Uh jessica already looks old! And it doesnt look like Seth exercised hes looking a little droopy!

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She's weird looking. Totally a Jessie Spano wannabe!

WTF, are they remaking 'Showgirls'?

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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.

I agree ISMU!
She looks so stupid!

Rogen looks great, but I prefer him as a slob...lol

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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
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Why can't the Hogans just go away?!

That broad from 90210 looks straight up ricockulous.

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