The Butler Cures Everything
Jennifer Aniston and ultra manwhore Gerard Butler had dinner together in Los Angeles last week. Jen must have given her #1 stalking victim, John Mayer, the night off. A source told Page Six that Jen and Gerry weren't alone, "They were very affectionate to each other. There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him."
According to Star, the other dude at the table was director Andy Tennant and the three were just having a business meeting.
Please, tell that to Gerard's peen. It's never business with that thing. Gerry just asked Andy to come along just in case Jenny's vagina got loose and attacked his spermies sack!
John Mayer probably got his period and stormed out on Jenny. Instead of staying home and playing "fake wedding" with her cat friends, Jenny pulled out the yellow pages and looked up "manslut for the night." And there was Gerry's picture smiling back at her. Seriously. This is what Gerry does. He cures sad vaginas.
I wouldn't mind these two together solely for the fact that they would have an amazing couple name: AnisBut!
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i just wish she would get back together with Ross. my new avie is a photo of my dearly departed Figaro! Bless his furry little heat!
I won't believe it unless I see a photo of the two of them together . . . without another person. Gerry Butler basically dissed Jen in the last story about them "dating."
Nitwitty, why would Angie "lose her mind" over Jennifer Aniston and Gerald Butler??? You don't make sense. Jen is the desperate one, not Angie!!
Ok, I don't get the Jen Aniston hate. Did she really stalk Brad or something after they broke up? I thought she gave a few interviews and it was the press who wouldn't let it go. I guess I've been living under a rock.
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i dont get it either.. i never see her doing anything out of the ordinary... all she did was a few interviews.. anyway.. i do like this couple.. her and john mayer just dont do it for me.. this is definitely an upgrade, since Gerry is a HOT PIECE
Im sure she has had sex with him but didnt know it.
Im sure she fucked some one who fucked some one who fucked that other one....
Hollywood, youre all gay and related! LOL! and GROSS! Stop fucking everything! horny bastards!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Hoho Like-a The... on October 27, 2008 - 1:46pm.
She was probably discussing how she still misses Brad and wishes she had given him a child like he always wanted and was her duty as a woman. Afterwards she broke the table in half with her chin and ran crying into the night.
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Um, excuse me, but WTF? Her duty as a woman?
I'm sorry, but women can and DO choose whether or not they want to have a child. It isn't our duty.
Ok, I don't get the Jen Aniston hate. Did she really stalk Brad or something after they broke up? I thought she gave a few interviews and it was the press who wouldn't let it go. I guess I've been living under a rock.
ah, I love this lady. I wouldn't mind if she and Gerry got together, but he is a he-ho. Ain't gonna stick around....
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
I don't think I can physically take another Jennifer-Aniston-dating story in celebrity gossip media. The poor woman has now been famous for being dumped for 3.5 years. It's time to put it to rest. Dating sucks no matter who are. It can't be any easier when you're a rich celebrity female pushing 40 and having the media speculate about every 'desperate' move you make.
Jen, if you ever want to talk, I will be more than happy to blaze up with you on the beach with a big cooler of junk food! lol
She was probably discussing how she still misses Brad and wishes she had given him a child like he always wanted and was her duty as a woman. Afterwards she broke the table in half with her chin and ran crying into the night.
Nitwitty!
Good point!!
*kicks over chair, musses up hair*
GIG,
Probably just a movie...but that being said, if i was sitting across the table from Gerry, my feet would be VERY busy!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Upgrade! But seriously I think Jenny should hook up with Guy Ritchie.
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Go Phillies!
She looks absolutely stunning in that picture.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Oh, please. They're probably going to do a movie together. Then Jennifer's publicist will start leaking fake stories about how they're dating. Just like when Jen was working with Vince Vaughn.
Yeah, like that was totally convincing. Jennifer is interested in one thing: getting a motherf*cking Oscar.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I have a very very Very sad vagina!!!
*waits patiently with my pants folded neatly*
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This may be but the problem is, it's not a "desperate" bajina. Desperate ones will not take the time to fold panties or wait patiently.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
"There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him."
Sounds like dinner with my dad!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I just want these two together long enough for Angie to lose her mind (again) and sleep with her next co-star (again). It brings a little tear of joy to my eye when the Brangeloonies are all up in arms.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
they are so not right for each other
he's a greedy bottom and she's...a frigid bitch...
I have a very very Very sad vagina!!!
*waits patiently with my pants folded neatly*
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Way to go Jen! A big step up from Mayer.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
AnisBut! Bwhahahaha MK, my vajayjay wants to attack your sperm sack!!!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."