Michael Lohan Is Still Talking
Michael Lohan should just change his name to STFU, because that's the first thing I think of whenever I see his name. Over the weekend, at some party in NYC, Michael told New York Magazine that he needs to start keeping his family shit private. Yeah, this turtle-necked motherfucker is talking to the media about how he shouldn't talk to the media. The hell?
Specifically, Michael is sowwy for calling SamRo meanie mean names. He said (pinch your nose, because his words smell like caca), "I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly. And it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I've learned that now."
Michael suffers from a rare condition called Chronic Mouth Diarrhea. I also suffer from this, but there's no cure for me. However, there is a cure for Michael. You see that hideous cell phone holder on his waist that's burning my eyes? In order to fix his problem, Michael just has to take that thing and shove it all the way down his throat. It would shut him up and it would also make that fugly ass cell holder disappear. Two birds!
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Michael is a hot looking homosexual!
Are there nude photos?
hey everyone! I see Lohan is still spewing crap to stay in the press....those kids never stood a chance...
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 27, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Ralph Lauren shirt, Gucci belt and an $18 pair of jeans from Walmart....
Pfffft.
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That's how hot pepaws roll down on The Island.
So dickface is about 50 yrs old and only now he realizes that family matters should be kept private?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Somebody PLEASE make them go away!
Ralph Lauren shirt, Gucci belt and an $18 pair of jeans from Walmart....
Pfffft.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Justina on October 27, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Irv Richards wore that cell phone holder better.
teeheehee *checking cellphone holder in wall mirror*
Ooooooh ESE!
You have a puddy tat looking for you...
And pops!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Irv Richards wore that cell phone holder better.
this doofus is the media whore that trumps all media whores
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I think Linds is itching the warts to leave, so Sam and Dad are prepping to team up. It makes sense, tactically (?) I expect Sam to experience a major meltdown when the tunamelts stop coming.
I am sure these thoughtful comments have given samantha the courage to keep going.(/sarcasm)
stfu michael lohan.
Doesn't he a have a fight coming up? We can hope someone busts his mouf so he can't talk any longer.
Caption this: Julius Masking.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by malnourished_pee_pee on October 27, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Translation please.
PoppaLo is xian. PoppaLo is ruddy. PoppaLo is a G. u crak@s b3st w@k3 Up! 0bam0 and P0ppaL0 4Lyf3
Is there such thing as a STFU award? If so he'd win in every category! STFU awards ceremony asap!
At first glance it looked like Matt Lauer's ugly brother.
I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly. And it was the wrong choice.
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Free choice can be a freckled bitch if'n you're a fuckwit.
I love how douche bags say "I'm xian" like that means any fucking thing.
What do his superstitious beliefs have to do with the fact that he's a complete and total cockmunching douche bag?
I'll be glad when this peen soaked in douche sauce fucks up again and ends up back in the hole where he belongs.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Um, I don't think Chronic Mouth Diarrhea is a rare condition. I think it just frecuently goes undiagnosed. It's actually quite common in all areas of society.
Ummmm MK...since daddy Lohan is usually talking out of his ass,you may want to re-think where it is he needs to shove that cell phone........
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Michael Lohan is oficially retarded.
No wait, retarded people are smart.
Michael Lohan is just an attention whore just like her daughter.
pathetic.
"Michael Lohan should just change his name to STFU"
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
And Michael Lohan will be walking through the CO$ doors in 3...2...o right. He doesn't have any money. Nevermind.
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Can't think of anything more skin-crawling at the moment than a grown-ass man used to living off his daughter making bullshit apologies to ingratiate himself with said daughter whom he and his skanky ex-wife pimped out mercilessly.
And gee, you think he's apologizing because he just figured SamRo has a trust fund that dwarfs whatever's left of Lindsey's career?
This was the trade-off for Lindsay's statement that she still likes dick.
Attention everyone!!
I've been talking too much about my family publicly!!!
I need to stop talking!!!
I will stop talking!!!!
You'll see, I won't be talking anymore!!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Whenever i try to read something attributed to Michael Lohan, Charlie Browns' teacher invades my head...wah wha wha wah...
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Imagine a world without Lohans, I wonder if you can?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I think if you're around the age of 50 it's okay for you to have a cell phone holder on your waist. My stepdad also has one...he's not so fashionably inclined. It's like how humans under the age of 10 are allowed to wear Crocs. They just don't know ANY better!
Your face!
I hope he also learned never to wear fish-net shirts ever again.
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*LALALALALALA*
I can't hear you
*LALALALALALA*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
You got that straight, MK. What a driveling mofo is this guy. And PLez, tear that awful cell phone off your belt, ya big dolt!
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Great, like this Monday hasn't already been an epic fail, except for Leo the Dog, now this assdripping mouth is OUT talking again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Apparently you haven't learned anything, Captain Press Release...
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
What I'm having a hard time understanding, is what reporters keep sitting down with him and actually asking him to open his pie hole about sh**?! There is nothing about Micheal Lohan or his f***d-up family that I wanna know. Wai...actually there is...I wanna know where he got that cell phone holder so I can go find the rest and burn them all.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Twat