Dear Mary Louise, Get Yourself A Paper Shredder
There are certain things that every home should have: a double-sided dildo, a George Foreman grill and a paper shredder. The latter can be used for everything from destroying pictures of your exes to shredding love letters you have written to Carrot Top but never have gotten the courage to send. And if the IRS ever knocks on your door, then you don't have to worry about trying to eat all your documents, because you have a handy shredder at your disposal! A shredder is exactly the kind of gadget Mary Louise Parker needs.
You see, some trash trolls (cough*olsens*cough) have been sifting through the trash cans of celebrities in the West Village part of Manhattan. The trash trolls are spilling whatever shit they find to the papers. One of the trash trolls recently sent a letter to Page Six claiming they went through Mary Louise Parker's crap and found drug prescriptions for thyroid medication. Yeah, thrilling shit.
A West Village resident said, "This is incredibly creepy. It's like nothing is sacred. I hope they find the nut job who's doing this."
That kind of crap is common around these parts. I often see scallywags going through the trash hoping to find something good. I don't know what's worth going through the trash, because people throw away some effed up shit. Yeah, you might find one of Mary Louise's prescriptions, but imagine all the doody, dirty tampons and chunky vomit you'd have to go through to get to it.
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This story is tiresome.
Better story: Julianne Hough has appendectomy: Secret code word for abortion?:
http://tvwatch.people.com/2008/10/27/dancings-julianne-hough-to-undergo-...
LOL at the three things....I have two of them.
Anyone recommend a good paper shredder...?
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
En donde esta Mrs. K???
What was all that drama before where people were calling her racist??
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
The dirty tampons and chunky vomit being part of ML Parker's trash...or your's, Mikey?:)
Love Anderson!
I recieve immunotherapy injections once a month. No way i'm living without my furry stress relievers!!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
putas, why not give the crazy trolls some good stuff? good karma.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
I got a freaking leather barcalouger off a tree lawn, any idea what those fuckers cost???? like a thousand???
I don't trust people who don't like animals. certain animals, okay, but all of the little bastards?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
missy, have you joined freecycle.com?
Be careful picking up things you can't sanitize.
Like upholstered furniture on the curb...bedbugs.
That said, I have gotten excellent furniture from the curb.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by missy on October 27, 2008 - 4:37pm.
the wicker loveseat in my sunroom was picked off a treelawn.
garbage picking in my jammies rules!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I don't trust people who don't like pets......not at all.
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 4:39pm
Yea, if your allergic, fine but to say you aren't a pet/animal person, weird.
She's so odd anyway.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Holy moose crap! Is it a slow gossip day or what?
Now if this guy found a condom with My Pony Parker's sperm in it, we'd be talking! I mean, Broderick sure doesn't have any!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
LOVE ANDERSON
Not a pet person = Evil
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Submitted by putas on October 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
OH and putas your avie is sweet. thats why i put your name in there :)
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Submitted by putas on October 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
now hold on there fellas, I come from a long line of trash pickers and I think its great!!
OK NOW HOLD OFF THERE
NOT taking peoples personal docs and whatnot, but regular stuff people throw out??? Ive gotten TVs, hangers, books, shelving, silverware, a Marimekko pillow...
and I have fond memories of going out at 5am with my grandpa in the alleys of Chicago lookin for stuff. He found me a fooz-ball table once and only one of the players was decapitated!!
trash picking is the ultimate method of recycling!!
viva trash pickers!!
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Eh, Miss Mary claimed she isn't a pet person on Letterman, idk, people that don't like pets?
Whatevs.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
file this under the "i don't give a fuck" news ;)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Yep, one of my all time favorite scenes. Anthony Hopkins is genius.
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Go Phillies!
Hahahahaha Lolo you are one funny biatch
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Even grosser than dumpster diving is the thought of sending love letters to Carrot Top.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Well a few choice words and some rubbers filled with dove liquid soap onthe top/inside of every trash heap i threw out straightened her right up"
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Lolo i love. you....
Brilliant! I did that very same trick (but used lotion and put it in a condom) when my neighbor used to steal my newspapers. I threw a few near where the paper would land on the porch and he stopped bothering. I guess the sight of condoms near 'his' paper put him off, ha ha ha.
Only crack heads would think thyroid meds were scandalous.
The trash picker really needs to take a long hard look as his/her life. Is this really what you want to be doing? Good God, surely you must have other options. This is some bottom of the barrell shit!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
ooh Salem! Is your avie "Silence Of The Lambs"?
loves it!
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
I used to live on Rodman street in Philadelphia. It was awesome - about 3 guys would roll out in an almost synchronized manner. We'd be hung over in bed and hear the rattling of the empty shopping carts over asphalt. They'd round corners wide eyed and ready to start the day trash picking. They yielded for no one. We'd just drive around them sometimes as they made their way down the street. They did not fuck around.
If I throw anything away that I don't see fit for donation I slice it up a little or completely dismantle it. It just creeps me out that something of mine would fall into the hands of one of these crazy trolls. It's eccentric and weird but it's just the way I do it.
Isn't trash public property once outside? Isn't that how the police get some people?
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Awwwwwww man i pitty the fool who goes through my trash HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I actually had a problem with a neighbor in my building who was going through my trash when i first moved in. Im younger looking then my age and she kept giving me the hassle acting like i was a teenager and shit.
Fucking dumb bitch.
She was sifting through my beer bottles and shit telling me Im not allowed to have parties.
I hadnt had a party and after a few choice words the bitch dont bother me ANY MORE.
Well a few choice words and some rubbers filled with dove liquid soap onthe top/inside of every trash heap i threw out straightened her right up!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
One man's trash is other man's treasure.
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I think there was some ruling awhile ago that you no longer own your trash once you set it outside for collection. I can't be bothered to check again, however.
I shred my medication labels. No one needs to know I am on Anti-psychotic meds and Valtrex! It's none of their business!
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
I'm not condoning the trash trolls but in this day and age, you have no one to blame but yourself (if they find something personal/of a sensitive nature).
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
a George Foreman grill - Check
a paper shredder - check
a double-sided dildo - hmm hold on 'll be back..
I'm always amazed that people don't shred their things, people on the news ALWAYS say that. Even at the bank I've seen people leave without their receipts still hanging on the atm.
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