Monday, October 27th 2008
Thank You, Bill Cosby
It's been one of those fucking days. The kind of day where you just want to crawl inside the vodka bottle and watch "Facts of Life" re-runs from it. Because of this, I'm grateful that I watched this Bill Cosby on ESPN clip. It gave me my first real laugh of the day! I have no idea what he's saying or what he's doing with his mouth, but I wish he wouldn't stop. His face at the end sealed the deal for me. Bill Cosby needs to adopt me so that we can eat Jello pudding all day and he can make that face for me whenever I want.
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ok so that made my day
he sounded worse than lil ritchie
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
My mom has always hated Bill Cosby. He just sounds senile right there.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Bill has always sounded like everyone's drunk uncle at family bbq's.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Hey Hey Hey its Fat Albert.ZZZZZZZ.......
I never liked him much and this kind of seals the deal.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by TITS on October 28, 2008 - 12:30am.
*helps myself to a HUGE bowl of icecream, fistful of nuts and a toke off Monalicious's pipe*
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This is kind of funny...
But sad too..
Bill Cosby used to be funny
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Submitted by Monalicious on October 28, 2008 - 12:10am.
Has everyone had a shit day today? I know I have. And that was before I got online and read all the news!! Cyber hugs to all, and the Chihuahuas and I will even share my pipe!
Puff, puff, give......... better...........
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sigh. no pipe here. but i do have a big tub of half price primo maple walnut ice cream..with extra walnuts in a bag to add on.
a sugar high is all i get these days.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Has everyone had a shit day today? I know I have. And that was before I got online and read all the news!! Cyber hugs to all, and the Chihuahuas and I will even share my pipe!
Puff, puff, give......... better...........
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by Triscuit on October 27, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Benji Madden and I are watching the Phillies together.
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Is he petting your pussy too?
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
as a proud Temple alumni...thank you bill cosby. i will now have my intro music be the mouth trombone.
What the heeeelllll....
It's going to be a saaaaaaaaad day when he goes. He's not allowed to die. Ever. He should just be soaked in a whole shitload of formaldehyde so he's preserved forever. You know in The Nightmare Before Christmas where they had 200 or some odd different facial expressions for Jack? They should do that with Bill Cosby. Just a movie of all his facial expressions.
looks like bill was having some sort of fit..
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
LOL. jello jello jello. that's how i feel right now.
Coma Caca!!
Benji Madden and I are watching the Phillies together.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Flosee! Flosom flop!
i miss jello pudding pops MK!
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As a current Temple student, I thank you, MK, for giving me one more reason to be proud of this absurd(ly violent) school: its absurd (that he graduated) alumni.
Cosby makes Carrot Top look like a comedic genius.
Submitted by TITS on October 27, 2008 - 8:47pm.
TL, who is puddin head?
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Bill Cosby! He used to be the spokesperson for Jello pudding. A few years ago he was accused of drugging some bitches that worked for his pepaw ass and takin' 'vantage of 'em...Just sayin'...Bono just being a ho with other ho's...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TL, who is puddin head?
i'm getting peckish with all these pudding refs.
tasty treat - warm cooked butterscotch pudding with green apple pieces for dipping.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Sheeps on October 27, 2008 - 6:49pm.
As long as he doesn't purport to give anyone moral guidance.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 27, 2008 - 6:51pm.
No Sheeps, that's Bono's job. He'll get to it as soon as he's finished with the bikini-clad teen
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Oh, but lest we forget Puddin' head's scandals????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 7:50pm.
I am so the little bitch of all you guys.
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nah, i think he can't handle the Angel.♥
on topic (before i get shanked): it's not the same without the bad trip sweater and mentioning his wife "Camiiiiiiillllleeeeee". But still it was a good way to end such a tragic day.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Between this and the Obama/McCain Dance Off video, I've been cracking up ALL DAY. Thanks, MK!
(totally awful day here, too)
to triscuit...
so should we push for him to make an honest cat of her(?)? it would mean cake and champagne.
"Day and night, night and day, work my fingers to the bone, for what?" "I don't...” "SHUT UP! And when I ask you a question, you keep your trap shut! Think I'm talking to hear myself talk? ANSWER ME!"
love the Cos!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
That was by far the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Tears in my eyes.
that was truly hilarious, thank heavens for this and the kitten saving puppy for this shitty day!!!
Go Phils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
titter - oh sheepsie! thanks for noticing!
angel, did you give brit fangs?
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
ROTFLMAO!!! Bless Cosby's heart. The look on his face at the end: PRICELESS!
I am so the little bitch of all you guys.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by TITS on October 27, 2008 - 7:40pm.
angel maybe it's your avatar?
I know Benji--we're like *this*--and he dint think Angel's cholorific Benji was all that humorous.
But your "Death takes a paid holiday" avie is kinda droll.
See this is why I love old people...they just don't give a f***! There should be more Bill Cosbys in the world...just don't allow them to drive!! Old people driving is like kamikaze pilots on wheels.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
angel maybe it's your avatar?
sex it up bitch. you know what he likes - blondes and cheekbones.
ooh bring back chobrit!
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 7:33pm.
@BENJI_MADDEN!
O SURE YOU COME BACK FOR FARRAH BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?
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JELIS H8R!!!!!!
bwahahaha, you need to make Benji one of your amazing creations. I'm sure he'll appreciate it veeeery much!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
@BENJI_MADDEN!
O SURE YOU COME BACK FOR FARRAH BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Bill Cosby is a frightening individual.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 27, 2008 - 7:27pm.
farrah, we are dancers. get down and groove, we dance all day in this house!!!
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oh you know we be grooving here everyday!
we'll be waiting for you
WHAT WOULD BENJI MADDEN DO?
WWBMD?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
One time when I was in Philly with a friend we were in a mainly black neighborhood visiting her bf her bf's family. We were leaving and had to get gas. He bf was following us to make sure we got out safely. Well some crack head was hitting us up for some cash. And out of no where my friends bf comes up behind him and starts talking to him. The crackie said "Oh these are your ladies? I didn't mean no disrepect."
I was like I'm no one's fucking ho you crack head! Ha ha. Plus I don't think a marshmellow like me could get very much.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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I'm just doin hood rat stuff.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Bill's Jello has been spiked...
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NAW,Benji Madden FUCKED my cat!
haha
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
farrah, we are dancers. get down and groove, we dance all day in this house!!!
is miss kitty a long hair or short?
LOL
really out this time
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love all b
"Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 27, 2008 - 7:23pm.
People with a lot of money and pudding don't have to justify their behavior."
godd that is SO TRUE.
People with a lot of money and pudding don't have to justify their behavior.
wait a second... I have missed a memo. how did benji madden get turned into a cat?
send in those trapper keepers ladies. that looked like a real mailing address he posted earlier!
he does seem like a gentleman, so try not to send in soiled undies in the TK.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
Triscuit, beyotch! What's shakin'?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I LOVE YOU,angel-i
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
it has been a yucky day. :( we should all have some delicious jello pudding. bill probably gets it delivered by the truckload.