Monday, October 27th 2008
It's Not Gettin' Better
No, this is not Dee Snyder and Catwoman's broken condom pre-op baby. It's Xtina in her new video for that "Keeps Gettin' Better" song. And no, it doesn't get any better. In fact, if you've watched the whole thing, you're probably asleep, having nightmares of that scary-tranny-clown-cat-creature-thing.
This shit is like "War Games," an "America's Next Top Model" photo shoot and a Chico's commercial rolled into one. Okay, I'll admit that I do like the Chico's portion of the video where she's riding a bike through a field of homo flowers. Although, she's not having a Chico's kind of day with that bootleg Lady GaGa shit on her head.
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The song's not too bad, but the video sucks dog balls.
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Does she realize she ripped of another artists look? Or does she think because she's Xtina she can do that and no one will notice?
Good grief. She looks like Dr. Rockso, the Rock & Roll Clown.
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I miss the stripped days, what is she really doing? she fucks her own self over, i'm a fan and i'm not even falling for her shit no more...
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Ok, so I had to watch the cowgirl part like four times while I tried to figure out what she was holding in her hand. I'm still not really sure what it is, but I'm pretty sure they sell them at Wal-Mart and used it to apply her make-up.
I think this video alone will be enough for Max to get emanicpated in a few years....
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Lame.
It's too bad to because seriously her voice is better than many of the other girls (and old bitches like Moomoo) too. Maybe I could kinda dig on the song if the video wasnt so lame and rihanna hadnt played out the whole synthesizer thing...
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Sorry, Britney wins this round with "Womanizer".
I can't stop laughing at X when she's dressed up like Trannycat. MK I think you said it best. Maybe if she had rhinestone claws circa Halle Berry as Catwoman, it would make it more bearable.
Bat Boy is sucking all the life and dubious talent out of her!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 28, 2008 - 10:42am.
It's so hard for her to accept the fact that she just isn't a beauty. Sad.
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Um...the way she piles on the makeup, I'm pretty sure she's accepted it.
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It's so hard for her to accept the fact that she just isn't a beauty. Sad.
yuck
I don't think the song does justice to her voice. She's a WAYYY more gifted singer than all the girls out right now, but she insists on releasing a song that sounds EXACTLY the same as everyone else's.
*shrug*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She's like Sabrina the Teenage Witch with a switchboard.
All this new music sounds like Rihanna's. I think it's all the synthesizers or something. Welcome back to the 80's.
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Dig the bike. I had one with the name "desert rose"stenciled on the side of it when I was a kid. She should be lending that bike to Wonky so when she gets another DUI she's still got cool transport.
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Her look with the purple wig is taken right from Shakira's "Las de la Intuición" (itself lifted from Helmut Newton).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3CNrLP4io
"Just replace the lyrics with "Womanizah, womanizah...", and you've got another Britters song."
Are you kidding me? If it's another "Britter" song then why isn't it topping the billboards right now? Christina has the voice but she sure does not know how the pick the songs to sing w/it.
When is she going to grow up? She made more mature songs 7 years ago. ugh.
That goes for all of the other bimbo's out there who can't seem to get past the 'aging' thing.
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Just replace the lyrics with "Womanizah, womanizah...", and you've got another Britters song.
Xtina's got a great voice, but think she should have made more of an effort to discern herself from the rest of the herd.
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What a fool.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
no matter how many time xtina re-invents her image... her sound is always so similar... doesn't matter if its a few trumpets.. or a few electronic beats she throws in.. it all ends up sounding the same!
Ugh.
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Nothing distinctive about her voice here. And she is not recognizable as Xtina. The song will be a hit, though, because anyone can grasp the tune in less than a minute.
Agreed this video is very Britney. But if you take away the video, the song isn't bad at all. I'd listen to it while exercising, it's pretty energizing.
I like the song and she looks semi-decent in certain parts of it but I do not get the cat woman-fro thing at all.She keeps ripping off Gwen Stefani's looks.First the pin up/red lipstick and now this one from Gwens solo record.Yuck.lady Gag Gag and Gwen should kick her butt.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 28, 2008 - 6:08am.
Right back atcha, hotty!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents:
R-r-r-r-rock me Amadeus...now I'm gonna be too sweaty to go to work. Whew!
Got to trudge off to the Dilbert cube now.
Have a hot day, bebe!!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 28, 2008 - 5:55am.
I'm going to guess "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimoria.
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LOL!! I was thinking "Rock me Amadeus" by Falco.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 28, 2008 - 5:53am.
Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its Batboy and Scatgirl! Now with REAL superhero powers...they can put you to sleep in under 10 seconds!!!
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I'm going to guess "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimoria.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
She is morphing into her husband Batboy.
(And please don't insult Lady Gag-a.)
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Sir Zigmund of Stardust,
I am very interested to know what kind of music floats your boat.
Regards, MyTwoCents.
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She's been churning out shite for years.
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Meh...not her best. Even Xtina looks bored in her own vid.
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This has got to be the shittiest Xtina video ever. Sad, I usually liked her videos... This is Britney Spears level...and Xtina is a lot better than that.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 28, 2008 - 1:37am.
She looks way too artificial now. Also thesong is kind of weird: "some days I'm a super bitch/ next day I'm your supergirl/ and it keeps getting better". ????
That doesn't sound like "it" keeps getting better, it sounds cyclical--and possibly bipolar.
LOL! Too funny!
I googled Lady Gaga and yeah I can see some similarities.
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I love how she probably thinks she is "reinventing herself" like Madonna, but she's really just ripping off Lady Gaga.
Congratulations Christina, you aren't a total fuck up like Britney, but you are still lame....
Haha....
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i love that she is trying to revamping herself to look like a tranny.
this song is so shit.
Mimi's new video is just as laughable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTGXa5U6xn4
Seriously, wtf?! Are people in Hollywood out of ideas or what? This is why you shouldn't let your husband direct any of your videos....
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She looks way too artificial now. Also thesong is kind of weird: "some days I'm a super bitch/ next day I'm your supergirl/ and it keeps getting better". ????
That doesn't sound like "it" keeps getting better, it sounds cyclical--and possibly bipolar.
That being said, I liked the song. I just wish she were more interesting as an "artist". She has the talent to rise above "aren't I hot?" poses and flirty glances.
She should have also kept the dancing from the MTV awards.
It's a shame they wasted that big budget on her but it just causes her to be trapped into working off the video costs per her contract.
The song blows but what do expect from a mousketeer?
Christina's time has come and gone weave seen about all she has to offer and it wasn't all that anyway.
I think all you people who think she's so great need to ask yourself why?
Is it because there isn't anything else?
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I don't know...I kept getting a wierd, vintage futuristic porno vibe from this. Just me?
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I loved it!
I agree the video is horrible. Cheap and boring.
ok, who is going to be the first one to say "Just like Christina"....?
I love her music, so it won't be me.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 28, 2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by pleaseMe on October 28, 2008 - 12:04am.
Welcome! Try the veal!
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Submitted by shandi on October 28, 2008 - 12:09am.
I actually like the song. She has an awesome voice.
She really does have a great voice, the video does nothing for her though.
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The song isn't half bad as lite pop goes; she has a real set of pipes and seems to have remembered how to use 'em.
The video's ghastly, though, with her sitting there with her peroxide blonde wig and waving her arms for different "looks." I thought that was a drag queen specializing in Halle Berry's worst roles at first.
I actually like the song. She has an awesome voice.
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Submitted by pleaseMe on October 28, 2008 - 12:04am.
Welcome! Try the veal!
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the catsuit is like something i would've wanted to wear when i was 13. without the gun. also without the hair. oh and not that makeup. okay so maybe not really wanted to wear, but it has some weird fascination for me. like it's a virgin's idea of hot or something. but really from a not virgin's point of view it's creepy.
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