Monday, October 27th 2008
It's Not Gettin' Better
No, this is not Dee Snyder and Catwoman's broken condom pre-op baby. It's Xtina in her new video for that "Keeps Gettin' Better" song. And no, it doesn't get any better. In fact, if you've watched the whole thing, you're probably asleep, having nightmares of that scary-tranny-clown-cat-creature-thing.
This shit is like "War Games," an "America's Next Top Model" photo shoot and a Chico's commercial rolled into one. Okay, I'll admit that I do like the Chico's portion of the video where she's riding a bike through a field of homo flowers. Although, she's not having a Chico's kind of day with that bootleg Lady GaGa shit on her head.
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someone needs to hide the makeup spatula
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The song is a vast improvement over a lot of her older tunes. She seemed to just banshee-shriek into the microphone during the last record.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I actually like the song, that girl has a voice that's for damn sure. As far as her looks, well she was much cuter when she did Genie in a Bottle. This look is just not one of her best...I think I prefered her with darker hair.
Not the best video, but watchable...
wow that's a crappy video. MK's right-- it's like Valium.
I think only the beginning sounds like that "Oh La La" Goldfrapp song? Right? Don't listen to that piece of crap but that one song i have heard, as for the rest of the song i dont think it has anything to do with Shitfrapp. Both suck.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
I loved it!!!
"This is so obviously a Goldfrapp rip off. Only they did this 3 years ago."
I thought the exact same thing. It's just warmed-over Goldfrapp mixed in with the standard "I'm so hot I gotta sing about it" vanity all these girls trade in. Alison's prettier, has a better voice, and doesn't need to tuck her dick. Hell, Julie Masking thinks this alley cat dress-up travesty is too outre.
This is besides the point and not much to do with this article but have any of you seen Lady GaGa? She is SO FUCKING UGLY. okthat'sall.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this track -- beat, lyrics, skankilicious vid, EVERYTHING. So shoot me, gots 9 lives, I'm catty that way ;*
Night, DAE!!!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
After stripping off the production, the song goes F#m A G# G throughout. Play along!
She stole my avie's makeup kit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@ QueenCharisma
I kinda agree, I think she can still do *something* that prove she remembers she has a GH coming out in 14 days.
Me too, hopefully then she'll do real, proper promo & yes hopefully dye her darker. So over the blonde/white hair.
I'm going to bed, night all!!!
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Ugh.. Im SO sick of these corporate slags and their fuckery.
Stealing Lady GaGa's looks & rippin off Sam Sparro's "Black & Gold " song is just too too much
She learned from the best when it comes to stealing - Madge herself
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
@Balencia - I feel you, hunny=)
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That's a shitneyrrific video.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 27, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I heard this song today driving home, and I LOVE it...I thought of you, Dreamy, the whole time listening to it and even backed it up and heard it 3 more times!
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That's so cute!!! :0)
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 27, 2008 - 10:49pm.
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Even if she's not thrilled about a GH's album, at least put some effort into the video 'cuz right now it's looking like she just doesn't give a damn which makes her look bad, not her label. With that said, I can't wait until her new material comes out next year! I hope she dyes her hair back black...or maybe brown. The blonde is played.
Off-topic: I want some french fries now! Damn, McDonald's commericals :(
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
PSL, Angel, damn, all of you! I try to pop in, and say "hi" and I dont want to leave anyone out.
Sorry if I missed anyone...Ive got to get doggers fed, and kiddo to bed. Muah~xoxoxox
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Just think how fucked the economy would be without her 4 billion dollars in annual makeup purchases.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I heard this song today driving home, and I LOVE it...I thought of you, Dreamy, the whole time listening to it and even backed it up and heard it 3 more times!
Hope all of you horz are having a good nite! Just jumoed in to say "hey" and my kid made varsity basketball 7th grade! Im so fucking excited for him!
SOCKY!!!!!!!! my love! fUCK! i keep missing you!!!
xoxooxox
Catch you all tomorrow..
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
@Sock-Monkey
*hugs, smooches back*
Lol, aww that's so sweet! Thank you! I like yours too!! :0)
@ QueenCharisma
I dunno, I don't think Christina is keen on the GH idea. The lack of proper promo..I dunno, she doesn't seem as hyped for an album as she normally is. Bearing all that in mind I think the video goes with the vibe of the GH.
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
GODDAMN LADY GAGA....WTF...why is everyone pretending that GagGag is so fncking original? Everyone's acting like every look ever invented was created by that slnt! She's a wannabe & poser. Acting like she's the saviour of pop music, and that she's sooo famous. I'm so sick of this *****! If it weren't for that damn hairstyle at the VMA's nobody would know that skank exists!
Anything, any tool to tear down Christina WILL be used. I'm so upset that we're trapped in this insult-based culture. A bitchy insult WILL be used whether it's true or not just because it's catchy and everyone is very angry right now.
Christina, please mnrder them all!
it's got a nice catch to it, but the music is too metallic - it grates on my ears.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Perceptions freak me out.
I've gone over a good 40, nay 50! years of pop music and really there's not SO much difference between it all in its own time...and often over eras (this is really just one big era, after all - the history books won't be quibbling like we do)...it's really all about picking and choosing. S'aright. S'ok. I wouldn't start a revolution over it but it's hardly drivel (by today's standards - and by today - I mean the last 50 or 60 years).
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that is bad!!! and i usually really like her, but it's so stupid and boring I didn't even finish watching it. Having kids ruins lives.
This is so obviously a Goldfrapp rip off. Only they did this 3 years ago.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 27, 2008 - 10:29pm.
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Absolutely! "Carwash" was for a movie (Shark's Tale) so it really wasn't about her - it was about promoting the film. This is a Christina song meant to promote her 10 yrs in the business and that's the best she can come up with? Epic fail! LOL
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by DAE on October 27, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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*opening lid to hamper* DAE! Everytime I see Xtina...I think of you..in a good way, of course. I love your avie! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Britney Spears shaved her head bald, abadoned her kids, went crazy, messed up at the VMA's, got fat then got back in shape and she still beats out Christina Aguilera every time. Christina wins in the voice department for sure but what good is the voice if you have crappy music?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 27, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 27, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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If I didn't have a life, I'd sign that shit, lol. I love Christina but this is hands down her worst video EVER!! It's so lame.
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What worse than Carwash?
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
@ Farrah,
I hate Halloween, not customes for me. I'm staying safe in my home, watching sappy romance films on Halloween!!! lol
I have a new avvie - I want a .gif one though...
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 27, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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If I didn't have a life, I'd sign that shit, lol. I love Christina but this is hands down her worst video EVER!! It's so lame.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
The video didn't do anything for me. Not the best. Not the worst. Just kinda...whatever. But I did like the song.
Some Xtina fans hate this vid so much...they've made a petition against it.
http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?p=13861182&posted=1#post1386118...
Speechless.
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Is she serious? Please tell me this is a joke. I've seen student films better produced than this shit. I like the song, but the video is a hot fucking mess. Better luck next time, Christina.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
this shit is horrendous.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 27, 2008 - 9:54pm.
can't see the video here at work, but I love the song.....
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damn, girl, i missed you today! and since i'm 4 hours ahead of you, i have no other choice but to sing "Gooooodddniiiiiiiiggghhhhttttt" á la Von Trapp family. It's 11pm over here, and "The Dark Side" is on the Bio Channel..catch ya tomorrow.
Play nice, kiddos!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Borrrrrring.
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 27, 2008 - 9:53pm
i was gonna tell you to get that fierce catwoman costume for Halloweenie, but then i remembered you're in the UK. Oh, dammit, get it anyway!
and i think maybe it's time for a new awesome avie??
Love ya, girl!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 27, 2008 - 9:40pm.
what a sad state popular music is in
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*sniggers* coulda been worse, she coulda sang "Keeps getting better" 600 times!!
At least she kept her clothes on and wasn't naked/half naked. ;0)
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
can't see the video here at work, but I love the song.....
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
@ Farrah,
I loved you! lol -ITA with everything you said. Well, part from the liking Womanizah but. :0)
Fuck, i'm still on a KGB high - I've been 16 hours for the video!! :0)
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
i don't like the looks of that cat
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 9:43pm.
hi, dahlin'!
OT: meh, gimme a minute. i just started drinkin'
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I wasn't really feeling it, but at least it was short.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 27, 2008 - 9:40pm.
what a sad state popular music is in
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Well, hello there Resident Old Guy!
;p
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by z-listed on October 27, 2008 - 9:32pm.
No one needs that many Xtinas.
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You can never have too many Xtina's! lol ;0)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I notice she's doubling and tripling herself more and more often yes...?
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Kinda, this is the second time. The first was "Candyman".
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
what a sad state popular music is in
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Agie on October 27, 2008 - 9:34pm
that is such a cute avvie! i luvs kittehs!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?