Tuesday, October 28th 2008

Mimi's New Video Is More Effective Than Sominex


Good morning and if you're watching this video, then good night too! It's Mimi's new video for "I'm Still In Love With You" and I think this shit was paid for by Mr. Sandman

It's typical Mimi: she puts perfume in her chichis and walks around all horny while dressed like a truck-stop hooch. In the video, Mimi plays some sad and luded-up showgirl who gets extra weepy when she sees her man with another showgirl. Instead of pulling a Nomi Malone and pushing her rival down the stairs, Mimi drives some car out into the desert and farts on it. Yeah, I don't get it either. And now I need some extra extra extra strong Sanka.

Posted by: Michael K


Crystal2's picture

Boo! The video has been removed! Why didn't she release a video for Migrate?

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by getmesoexcited on October 28, 2008 - 5:59pm.

Ummm...Mr Sandman, is that you?

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getmesoexcited's picture

LOVE MARIAH'S NEW VIDEO!!! Looking better everytime! Kudos!!!!

QueenCharisma's picture

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this song but loathe the video! Nick Cannon, stay away from Mariah's videos forever!

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Skye10's picture

I love the song and I actually for the most part enjoy the video. Go Mimi.

I watched until she sings, "I stay in love witchu".

TITS's picture

I wonder how much time per day she spends looking at herself.

Lots methinks.

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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.

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TITS's picture

While watching/listening to that my cat woke up and left the room.

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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.

Dead Like Me - boom bah

msdebagain's picture

MIMI, get the fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suki's picture

Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on October 28, 2008 - 10:43am.

Worst video ever. That made no sense and she's still singing the same vile song she's been singing for the past 20 years.
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WELL MOTHERFUCKING SAID!

CHRIST she is FUCKING ANNOYING

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Worst video ever. That made no sense and she's still singing the same vile song she's been singing for the past 20 years.

Athina's picture

It's time to give up the sex bomb image. Mariah is way past her prime and they're running out of flattering angles. You can only shoot her lying down with the camera hovering above for so long. Oh and let's not forget the 18 layers of image-distorting filters they put on that fucking camera.

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Submitted by Anonihmuss on October 28, 2008 - 9:23am.
Girl walks like she'll pulling a plow.

Funniest shit I read in days! LOL

*besides MK of course*

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EvilShoe's picture

Shit, its memaw day on Dlisted!

Ali, Lucci, Cloris, Mimi.....

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Submitted by The C word on October 28, 2008 - 10:03am.
Hi angel! It makes her stomach look flatter when she's in not-so-Spanx-friendly outfits.

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Ah yes...I forget. She's good at making me forget. But sometimes she looks truly thin - like a few weeks ago she was wearing that atrocious mini with the tied up shirt. I know she looked thin in that...she fluctuates lots I guess...

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ricki lake's picture

Nomi Malone is my hero. God I love that movie.

Mariah...oh Mariah.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 10:01am.
BORING!!!

Um. Why is that bitch ALWAYS lying down? Is she THAT tired?
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Hi angel! It makes her stomach look flatter when she's in not-so-Spanx-friendly outfits.

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angel_i's picture

BORING!!!

Um. Why is that bitch ALWAYS lying down? Is she THAT tired?

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Submitted by Anonihmuss on October 28, 2008 - 9:23am.
Girl walks like she'll pulling a plow.

OMG - I think I just peed my pants.
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MadameLollipop's picture

Mariah is so boring and predictable.... she bores me to death!
I'm sure I've heard this song in one of her past records....

kiwikim's picture

It's half Showgirls half Thelma and Louise. I don't get why you'd blow up your car and hitch out of the desert, but I guess they had to spice it up somehow.

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Otter Pop's picture

We need to ship Mooriah and Tyra to another planet. The earth just can't handle their egos.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

MIMI You Are Too OLD! Give it a rest. I can't believe she is pretending to be a showgirl in a video.

I wish these women would stop trying to be sexy all the time. Yes we get it. You think you're hot stuff; you are sooooooo sexy!

Why don't you keep your clothes on sometimes and try to be inspiring or innovative?

Is this the video that Nick directed?? That he couldn't watch her with another man? That girl cannot act nor does she have any fashion sense for her aging thick body.

Clarisse's picture

Tris,
Have you seen the Cheaters epi where the host gets shanked?

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Girl walks like she'll pulling a plow.

day shift stripper's picture

There might be a serial killer in that Escalade, she doesn't know.

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 28, 2008 - 9:13am.
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I am a freak.Either I like dem young boys(not too young)or 10 years older than me.

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Triscuit's picture

off topic-I am watching "Cheaters" and there is a commercial for "Ashley Maddison".I watched this shit like 4 times before I noticed it is for fucking CHEATING on your spouse!!!
How the hell can there be a commercial to advocate cheating on the same channel as CHEATERS?????Haahhaahahhaaa
What the fuckity fuck?
LoL

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

MK needs more Sanka this morning.

snowpiece's picture

tric ewwww i don't like that skinny little boy
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 28, 2008 - 9:04am.

Yawn.I made it to 2:07.
The dude in the video is fucking HOT ☺

i made it to 0:12...right after the explosion...that did it for me...

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 28, 2008 - 9:07am.
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know what though,I will take her young ass boy husband in a second!

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yepyepyep's picture

if she fucks like she dances, Ay dios mio!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Clarisse's picture

Ugh. I'm not one for violence, but i wish Maynard K would donkey punch this vapid twat in the name of "music".

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Submitted by eljay on October 28, 2008 - 8:59am.

She needs to fire whoever thought up that dumbass concept. Not even remotely interesting.

agree 100%...worst video ever...

snowpiece's picture

LOL trisc, I din't know Mariah was dating Becks.
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Triscuit's picture

Yawn.I made it to 2:07.
The dude in the video is fucking HOT ☺

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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.

Farrah's picture

too early in the morning to watch this bitch holding a lock of her hair, doing the Shrek's Puss in Boots face, touching her Spanx-abused body..All her videos are the same shit.
Ramble done, im-a git mah hair did.
love ya beeshes.
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snowpiece's picture

can't help it I always like MC's songs
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Triscuit's picture

HaHaaa,MK.Sanka.You love that shit!

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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.

eljay's picture

She needs to fire whoever thought up that dumbass concept. Not even remotely interesting.

cuntygolightly's picture

was the explosion at the beginning really necessary?

Spoiled's picture

I think the title of the song is actually, "Aye Stay In Luv Wit-Choo". That's what Moo-riah was singing anyway. And aren't showgirls supposed to be entertaining? No wonder why her boy toy kept looking at his watch - yawn!

cuntygolightly - was the explosion at the beginning really necessary?

Hell, yeah! They do it again at the end, otherwise we'd never stay awake!

islandgirl's picture

I think I saw her wandering through the lobby of the Tropicana last weekend handing out flyers to a magic show.

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Mel-Tang's picture

ugh. Mariah is another skank that needs to grow up already and start acting her age.

I love her voice, but you are not 19 anymore Mariah.

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Agreed, back to bed. However, it does make me miss living in Vegas.

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krazykelly's picture

"new better" ???

did you mean "new video" ?