White Oprah And Ali Lohan At A Dog Costume Contest......
....and they won first and second place!! Finally the Lohans win something! No, unfortunately they were only judges at the dog costume contest and not contestants. I don't think they fit the age requirement seeing as both them are at least 45. For real, when is White Oprah going to realize that even though her daughter looks like she's old enough to run for president (oh god no), she's really only 14! Well, allegedly 14 according to mah boo Anderson Cooper.
Ali looks like a morning-shift cocktail waitress at Cherri Bombs strip club, who was forced to come into work with a hangover on Halloween, because she needed the cash to make her weekly rent. This is too much to process. And I don't know what kind of gutter kitty cats Ali has been around, but I've never seen a kitten wearing a mesh top, a douche armband tattoo, Wite Out nail polish, a bow tie and an orange clown nose!
White Oprah and Ali definitely get the Pedigree stamp of approval!
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Damn, if I had either of their fugtastic faces, I would NOT be constantly trying to get in front of a camera. How deliciously fitting that they are judging a dog costume contest. I smell irony….or is that their combined rotten tuna cooch? Where’s Terrence Howard with his crotch wipes when you need him?
Ali - not a cute girl. Love the yellow teef.
White Oprah for Hot Pimp of the Year!!!
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My mum would yell at me for dressing like that little girl TODAY AND I'M 35!!
Awful, just awful.
Ali is quite unfortunate looking
Ali looks like a bad clone of Ali McGraw. Her face looks like a man.
OMG I just realized Ali looks like Aaron Carter!
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gross, what is wrong with that kid's belly button?
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Ali Lohan and White Oprah could be more desperate than Phoebe, Spencer, Heidi, and Rumur combined .... And that's desperate.
she's gross and only 14 but looks older than me and im 27..
MKs story reminds me of the card you'd sometimes get in monopoly. "You have won second place in a beauty contest, collect 10$".
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 28, 2008 - 10:17am.
Note to White Oprah: Ali Lohan is NOT going to happen.
When I read that, I couldn't help but think of "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen!"
@ Ali's hair- I *HATE* when women keep their hair long even if it is scraggly - just as long as it is LONG ass hair. It's heinous. Get a trim you look wretched!
What IS up with that belly button? Their costumes are an insult to kitties everywhere!
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Submitted by Francine on October 28, 2008 - 10:44am.
So's Ali.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Dollar store pussy cat ears.
Her mothers old bow tie, with handy elastic band.
Lank overly dyed hair.
Hard used up face.
Barbed wire arm tattoo.
Glittery black bra under see through white mesh top.
Large gaping belly button on distended un-muscled stomach.
White nail polish on fake nails.
Skin tight black leggings.
Slut boots from the mid '80s.
Topped off with breast implants.
I've seen classier looking women hanging around dumpsters trying to turn tricks.
She's the new Ali Simms. She'll likely last just as long too.
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Ali looks crunked out on mango blunt.
And about spray tanning, I do it at my day spa, the instructions to clients are not to wash with soap or shower gel or scrub or exfoliate. The product we use has a special wash and lotion. P+U.
"Ali looks like a morning-shift cocktail waitress at Cherri Bombs strip club, who was forced to come into work with a hangover on Halloween, because she needed the cash to make her weekly rent."
LMMFAO
I guess now that Linds has found a partner W.O needs a new coke buddy....ali totally looks like a dirty coke whore...the apple really doesn't fall far does it?
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Double baggers all the way.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
P.S. Ali Lohan's CD of Christmas music is on the clearance pile at Big Lots for 50 cents.
her teeth are just nasty. bitch looks like shes been smoking for twenty years.
Aliana Lohan is a goddamn fucking whore. Why her slutbag, fake-Rockette mother lets her leave the house looking like a painted strumpet at the age of 14 is a mystery for the ages. I hope they are both lashed to a rod of oak and spit-roasted until their flesh slides off of their bodies in ribbons. They are a blight to humanity and need to be exterminated like the orange trash that they are.
Nice outfit, Ali.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Ali is the only female that managed to go from kid to cougar without transition.
And the 4th picture in the 1st row.....just...aaarrrrghhh!
They should just sterilize both her and her sister (if the STDs she's gotten hasn't done so already). Having a fucked up mother like WO, they will probably do the same to their daughters.
Note to White Oprah: Ali Lohan is NOT going to happen. In fact, note to all Lohans: please die. Thank you.
Someone raised the question of abortion earlier. Let me tell you that I am particularly appalled by Sarah Palin's anti-abortion rhetorics. The hypocrisy of the Republicans is abysmal.
god they are trashy
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 28, 2008 - 9:51am.
Why do all the Lohans always look dirty??? Like they need very deap cleaning facials or something...
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Its all that spray tanning. I tried it last week and I went to take a long hot bubble bath and the bubbles and water turned murky, I was fucking GROSSED out, never again!
I went all SOS pad on my shit trying to get it off.
At *least* Ali has toned down the makeup she's wearing -- and this is a halloween party. Maybe, JUST maybe she's been reading all the critiques about her looking 45+ with that shit on her face when she's really only 14. LI girls are so hawt.
Any news on what happened to her latest movie that she auditioned for while on her "Viva La Ho-Hans?" It was a porn director, a big fuss was made about it, but hey -- is she gonna do it or not?
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She has the fucking neck of a pitbull, that bow isn't helping her either.
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oh.. and those implants.. .. oh my God..that girl is going to be really f@#$ up.
So I'm watching Stewart last nite. Campbell Brown is his guest. While watching the interview, I kept looking at her wondering who the hell she looks like.
Ta-da!
Ali Lohan = mini Campbell Brown.
Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 9:51am.
_Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 9:47am.
TRUDY! Her name is Trudy!
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That's it! YAY, Trudy!
I loved her birthing coach...or she loved him, rather;p
ONT: How much you wanna make a bet the mesh was a last minute idea to make her look less ho like?
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I hope that is a fake tattoo.. wtf..those clothes... this girl sure looks like a striper. I won't even bother disucssing that excuse of a mom.
Speaking of teenage sluts....did anyone read the NY Times yesterday? There was a full page ad in the front section with very big pictures of Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn Spears over the caption "wake up america"-and then went on to espouse the benefits of teenage pregnancy-like 90% of teenage mothers are not wed by the baby's daddy and pregnant teenage girls are more likely to have STD's and live in poverty or something like that.
It was disturbing and I liked it! Here the media is making Bristol and Jamie Lynn these martyred symbols of mother hood in all their purity and someone finally had the great idea to tell it like it really is.
Problem is, I don't think the people who should be getting the message read the NY Times. Palin reads her bible each morning, but can't be bothered to read the daily news. But at least she can probably read. Better than the Spears clan.
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Jinxy- I agree, but DOES Dina have friends?? Makes me think Ali is her drinking buddy!
These washed up cunts clawing their way at all costs into the spotlight has gotten way too old.
The parents especially repulse me as they set the tone for this cavalcade of low rent behavior by chicks who look like they worked too many nightshifts.
Hmmm, judging a dog show....isn't this about the time that Ali should be turning gayelle?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Won't be long now before these two are hawking "Diamondaire" jewelry on the Home Shopping Network.
My dad would have been uncomfortable seeing me in this, let alone out of the house with it on. It.Would.Never.Happen. My parents protected me and were not my friends when I was 14. They are now...as I push 30. But they certainly weren't then. Dina, you have friends, you need to be a mother.
the boots say it all.
ali- scruffy kid. w.o.- hooker.
Let's give mom some credit for covering it up. I've seen a lot of parents let their kids go out in less. But maybe that's because they had this little prostitot as an example.
Still doesn't beat Miley though. That girl is such a damn slut.
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Trailer park calling!
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Why do all the Lohans always look dirty??? Like they need very deap cleaning facials or something...
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_Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 9:47am.
TRUDY! Her name is Trudy!
AND I agree with you! They look more like Hollywood, FL material not Hollywood, CA.
Momma is pimpin her babies OUT!
Ali is now paying the bills. Sucks for you Ali!
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Posing in front of Pedigree logos... priceless :)
I hate Dina's mouth she has no top lip it just bugs me. Ali is fug and untalented she should concentrate on school because she's never gonna make it in showbiz unless she does porn.
Submitted by LoLo on October 28, 2008 - 9:43am.
Morning funny ho's!
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Morning LoLo!
I can't remember that cops name but she was the first one I saw on Reno 911 and she was supposed to be taking care of this special needs guy (who wasn't really). Anyhow - it made me addicted to the show. Damn funnay! Wassername?!?
ONT: Could two people look MORE like they don't belong in showbiz? Could they possibly? Well...maybe if they were Britney and Jamie Lynn shopping at Walmart....even then. So what does THAT say?!?
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You can see WO's flabby gut through her clothes. lol.