Susan Lucci Has Serious Moves
It was group number time on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night and they decided to do some kind of hip hop shit, but it looked more like a Fly Girls audition on the short bus.
Cloris was Cloris and ran around like Lucille Ball holding in an enema. But the real star of the number was Susan "Rhymes With Hoochie" Lucci. If you watch the shit above, just keep your eye on her in the white jeans. She busts it out at the 4:25 mark. At the 6:13 mark she really brings that shit home by doing the booty slide against Lacey. Although, it's more like a "I dropped mah last Estroven pill" slide. I really don't think she learned the same dance as the others. She's like Riverdancing or some shit.
AND FUCK CARRIE ANN! FUCK HER! How dare she tell Cloris that she should've gone home last week instead of Toni Braxton. America wants to be fucking entertained not put to sleep! I knew there was a reason why that Carrie Ann bitch gave me the dry runs. Carrie Ann, go into the janitor closet with Mop Head and fucking stay there! And I can't believe Carrie said that shit after Cloris did this graceful move below. Skip to the 1:20 mark. I think she broke a hip.
Damn! What was I doing all day yesterday that I missed this hotness?? Actually if it wasn't for you MK I would have missed this, as it is sadly not shown here in Australia, even on cable. I nearly choked to death laughing, thank you now I must re-watch it.
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Shame on the Cork for dropping Chloris. That looked painful.
PETA needs to protest elder abuse.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Watch it with the sound off! It's freaking hilarious!
Where was the old school pussy pop?
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Watching Cloris was EXACTLY the same thing as when they dress up an animal in something ridiculous and we all laugh at how silly it looks. "A dog dressed like a vampire, hahaha!"
"a grammy dressed like flavor flav, hahaha!"
It felt a little exploitative.
This whole clip is a complete geek-fest. Please don't let DWTS air on other countries, I'd be mortified. I've always thought of it as today's version of the Lawrence Welk show- strictly for dorks and the bourgeois who need their entertainment sanitized and wholesome.
i used to be the biggest cloris fan but after this week's dance i'm just so fed up with her, she needs to go home!
That was super painful to watch, just awful, but I must admit Susan's body looks better than mine. Clearly I need to get in shape
WTF was Susan Lucci doing?
The cracktard shuffle?!
She should have sat her skinny ass and two left feet right in the back with CLoris because she looked a goddamn fool!
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Cloris, bless her heart. She looked like a member of the Lollipop guild. Susan looked like she was still learning the steps - always watching and half a step behind the person to her right. I truly believe malnutrition kills more brain cells than alcohol.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
She's like Riverdancing or some shit....Hilarious! Oh MK you slay me.
I don't know how people can watch that crap, it looks so boring!
Wow, is there any genre of music that they haven't brutally slaughtered and maimed?
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<"Cloris was Cloris and ran around like Lucille Ball holding in an enema.">
10/10 for that line. And I'd bet Cloris would HOWL at it and then sweetly tell you to....
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Also, you weren't even invited to the Chang wedding.
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Hahahaha Slutty! Mmmmmm, chick-o-sticks. Speak of, Cloris' legs look like chick-o-sticks in the first video.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 28, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
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They're not throwing the good stuff at me, they're throwing the candy corn, mary janes, and chickstix trying to get me off the floor.
Susan was absolutely hilarious, unfortunately she wasn't trying to be.
Go Cloris!! Sure she's not a great dancer, but she's trying and I give her top marks for getting her ass out there at 82 and doing it. Pretty brave to let her partner swing her around on two limbs. Corky does always look like he's propping her up, but so what. Love her!
Oh yeah, and Carrie Ann was a bitch last night.
Ok, after watching this blurry clip I was left wondering who are the professional dancers here (I don't watch the show, obviously). The one that really stood out for me was Cheryl Burke, wow, she sucked. I figured from your posts MK that she is one of the pros - what a hot mess.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 28, 2008 - 10:05am.
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Lucci was doing the whitest dancing that I've ever seen; the entire time I was watching this clip, I wanted to crawl under my desk. Now I'm paranoid that I look like this when I dance.
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You do look like that when you dance. Why do you think you get all the extra Halloweeny candy when you trick or treat? :P
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Face it, Susan is *not* the best dancer though she's adequate and I'm not rooting for her to leave. And face it again...Cloris' time has come and gone. She runs around the stage after her performances, mugging at the cameras, clowning for the fans. Carrie Ann's remarks were, indeed, brutal...but totally honest. Why should more talented people go home because of her. Corky schlepped her around that dance floor last nite like a dead mackerel:)
I used all 7 votes to vote for CLORIS!!! I hope she wins the whole damned thing just to shut Carrie Ann the f*ck up.
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 28, 2008 - 10:05am.
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Lucci was doing the whitest dancing that I've ever seen; the entire time I was watching this clip, I wanted to crawl under my desk. Now I'm paranoid that I look like this when I dance.
Feck, Carri Ann Inawhatsis. I loved Cloris. She looked lovely and she did a great job. Brave to do that swing-thing too.
I think Msssss. Lucci's extra-small spanks must have been too tight.
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TITS on October 28, 2008 - 11:30am.
Show of hands - how many skipped to 1:20?
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I skipped to 4:10!
lol
Carry ann is getting on my nerves. #1 If they want to see dancers then get dancers. Its an entertainment show!! Cloris rocks no matter what.she is the entertainment. she brings me smiles and laughter. let the woman be Carry ann!#2 that hip hop dancing was embarrasing to watch. but I lol!!!
Coma Caca!!
I always new hip hop was evil. Letting old white people dance to it just proves it.
Show of hands - how many skipped to 1:20?
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by putas on October 28, 2008 - 11:14am
Nah,I no advantage there. He even admitted that he was the worst dancer in NSYNC.
Also, Carrie Ann is a bitch for saying that to Cloris last night. Toni Braxton wasn't much better than Cloris.
I hope LaLucci goes home tonight...I used every phone and text available in my house to vote TEAM CLORIS!!! Yeah, it sucked, but I'll miss the entertainment value if she leaves.
*pouring Baileys into putas cup* Good morning ♥
Cloris, I don't think it's wise for you to attempt those type of moves. You should leave the hip breaking moves for the bedroom.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
How can you not LOVE Cloris?! Go girl.
@ DeeDEE "..adding extra Baileys to coffee*
ha ha. I'll need some too please..
And doesn't Lance Basehead have an unfair advantage dancing for years in a boy band?
I liked seeing Mop head/MK's girlfriend get flipped - her partner must have been drinking protein shakes for at least a week,
Susan looked like she was 'beating' the beat of the song....song went left - she went right...song went up - she went down...what a mess
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Here in the UK - we have our own 'Cloris' in Strictly Come Dancing (which is much better than the US version btw - standard is much higher). But I'm thinking that John Sergeant needs to get together with Cloris and make sweet meemaw and peepaw love. Watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAA_nOXPcLU
The first video makes me all kinds of uncomfortable. *adding extra Baileys to coffee*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Of course Susan has moves- she is Phyllis Diller's daughter, after all.
No one fucks with Phyllis Lindstrom. You just don't.
Carrie Anne can kiss my old fat ass. while she is allowed to have an opinion there is no reason to hurt feelings. i'm sick of her. i hope Cloris wins. it would serve her right. bitch.
Susan Lucci can't dance ,it was so painful to watch.Cloris is so funny,I want to make her my Memaw,permanent.Love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Susan Lucci is a graceful creature. I have never seen a more lithe, beauteous dancer than she. Susan Lucci has forever captured the hearts and minds of America. Susan Lucci is a dancing sensation, the likes of which will never be rivaled. Monuments will be erected to pay humble tribute to her enormous talent. Civilizations will flourish and crumble in her name. Susan Lucci is a God, and her prodigious talents will redeem humanity.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 28, 2008 - 10:09am.
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brilliant! that is so true.
cloris leachman is my new hero.
Lucci was definitely hilarious to watch...hip hop dancing?? I wanna see Carrie Ann dancing at 82, the shit she said pissed me off
Tony SHouldn't have gone home. She was hot!
I might watch DWTS if they had PeeWee Herman doing his Tequila dance or Travolta doing 'Chain of Fools' from Michael.
Looks like Lance pulled out some of his NSYNC moves. I will take J-Lo and the other ILC Fly Girls.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
La Lucci doesn't want her face to shake loose and sag, so she's avoiding doing the hop in the hip-hop.
Oh. I am not watching this shite. That is why we have Michael K.
Sign # 38 that you spend too much time on Dlisted.
When watching a Maytag commercial touting the washers ability to "handle big loads", you blurt out "Hey! I can handle a pretty big load myself!"
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Both of those were painful to watch. Sort of like when I am forced to watch Shitney dancing here.
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Dick happens! - MK
White women can't dance should be the title of Lucci's next movie.
As dumb as it is, it sort of looks like fun.
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LMFAO Cloris is cute. WTF was Susan Lucci doing? MK, you were right. She looked like she was Riverdancing. hahahahaha
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It pisses me off that they invite Cloris to be on the show, KNOWING she's 82 fuckin' years old..then they knock her for being old. FUCK YOU DWTS! Cloris rocks.