Susan Lucci Has Serious Moves
It was group number time on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night and they decided to do some kind of hip hop shit, but it looked more like a Fly Girls audition on the short bus.
Cloris was Cloris and ran around like Lucille Ball holding in an enema. But the real star of the number was Susan "Rhymes With Hoochie" Lucci. If you watch the shit above, just keep your eye on her in the white jeans. She busts it out at the 4:25 mark. At the 6:13 mark she really brings that shit home by doing the booty slide against Lacey. Although, it's more like a "I dropped mah last Estroven pill" slide. I really don't think she learned the same dance as the others. She's like Riverdancing or some shit.
AND FUCK CARRIE ANN! FUCK HER! How dare she tell Cloris that she should've gone home last week instead of Toni Braxton. America wants to be fucking entertained not put to sleep! I knew there was a reason why that Carrie Ann bitch gave me the dry runs. Carrie Ann, go into the janitor closet with Mop Head and fucking stay there! And I can't believe Carrie said that shit after Cloris did this graceful move below. Skip to the 1:20 mark. I think she broke a hip.
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IG I used to love Susan too, until I found out she's a big Guilianni supporter.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
8 minutes of that shit - gotta be some kidna record and I never would have made it if it hadn't been for:
I wanna rock right now!
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down!
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone!
Seriously.
However. 8 minutes is enough to understand why MK hates Mophead so - it is truly painful to watch her do ANYTHING.
PS. Cloris be my girl;)
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What was that move, Susan, the ‘bend and crack’??
For a second there, I didn't think she was going to make it back up.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
I heart Cloris... she treats this show like the joke that it is.
Good Lord, that was awful. I love me some Susan Lucci, but she has about as much rhythm as, well.... a person who has no rhythm.
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Cloris Leachman should be crowned Hot Slut of The Month....by default.