Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Shia LaDouche Is "Beating The Shit Out Of Me" With His Eyes
Shia LaDouche strolled into LAX yesterday with an old timey doctor's bag in one hand and the other hand still suffering from an owie. He looked like someone went pee pee in his whiskey bottle. He looks constipated, blue ball-ey, pained and huffy! Maybe he injuired hand is his "turtle pettin'" hand.
Based on his faces in these pictures, I believe Shia needs more Vicodin and a (NSFW) foot job.
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Submitted by alllthegossip on October 29, 2008 - 6:27am.
mooooodayyy
visit my blog www.alllthegossip.blogspot.com
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go fuck yourself, you've been reported
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Bossy on October 29, 2008 - 1:41am.
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I would fuck the nads off this boy!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
I've always been turned on by this guy. There's just something about him that's really hot. He seems cool but at the same time a little bit of a jerk. I like that ;) daddy issues anyone? lol
He looks like a reeeeeally good kisser.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
He's about as threatening as a homeless man on a subway with a violin case, which he opens surreptitiously to reveal not a tommy gun but instead an apple and an obsolete newspaper than informs the reader that Nixon has called it quits.
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"He has always been so strange, I've often thought he was deranged -- pretending not to see his gun, I said let's go out and have some fun."
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
He needs a cigarette, a vodka martini and good pounding.
madmonkey on October 28, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Dizzam, but that boy sure has some big feet!
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You know what they say about big feet?
big shoes!
bawaahhhahhhhahhhahhahhhaahhhaaaa....i am a dork....
FINALLY :) /has he been surfing, tanned and lighter hair.and sad eyes.
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"It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". ABC. tuesday
Dude probably has a worse hangover than I do today. Never drink wine on an empty stomach is the lesson for today, folks!
Your face!
Dizzam, but that boy sure has some big feet!
MO2,
I need a cigarette real bad thinking about his doctor bag.
"It's too much to process."--MK
He can examine me anytime. What his grouchy ass needs is a good lay. Call me Shia.
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Dick happens! - MK
bang me now shia
bang me now
still hot. but he might talk too much during sex
He probably needed a cigarette REAL bad after a long flight. Not a happy camper.
Dr. Bombay, come right away!
Shia need more vicodin!
It is the answer to EVERYTHING! ;)
Happy Hour on October 28, 2008 - 2:25pm.
@Kdracofan.. bummer.. I also took to long to find or think of nice one.. so I am going as Zoila from Flip out.
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I googled her but I didn't find anything :(
Awww poor baby is mad cause he was in the middle of playing Doctor Quin Medicine Woman when he had to suddenly catch a flight back to neverland. That 1900 thrift store doctor's bag is hilarious indeed.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 28, 2008 - 2:43pm.
You and me both, baby. He's such a LaDouche but I just want one night to do whatever I please with him.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
awww someone is having his period
I lust him in a very bad way.I want to do naughty things to him,he is so freaking hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@Kdracofan.. bummer.. I also took to long to find or think of nice one.. so I am going as Zoila from Flip out.
He's looking a little rough, but at least the meth acne seems to have receded. Sure he's a douche, but there's something dirty about him that says if given the chance to go boy-on-boy, he'd be pretty good at it.
He's a mere child. Hardly a STAR!
In my day, the studio would have given him a good spanking and told him to behave.
These fucking kids.
Happy Hour: I am so mad at myself for taking too long to get the top and the skirt.
I wanted to wear an authentic Oaxacan outfit but I decided to order it this week and the fastest I can have it by me is on Saturday.
Pfft!
So I will leave it for next year. For sure.
Poo!
Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Sorry, but I think I'd be a little pissy to if I'd just stepped off a plane and I had paps surrounding me and flashing their camera's in my face.
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that is soooo funny cuz I get a little pissy if I get off a plane and I DON'T have paps surrounding me and flashing their camera's in my face.
ATTENTION HWORE MUCH?!?!!?
hahahaha
I crack me up
love you all, gotta go
*zooming off on my deluxe model Rascal (12 MPH)*
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Yeah he's hot. Brainless & hot, all what a douche needs.
Yeah, I'm not exactly the most friendly person in the airport either, so I can't hate him for that.
Sorry, but I think I'd be a little pissy to if I'd just stepped off a plane and I had paps surrounding me and flashing their camera's in my face.
But WTF am I talking about, he's a celebrity, comes with the package. Either accept it or quit the business.
@Kadracofan.. what No Frida for you?
Submitted by Flatsy on October 28, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by The C word on October 28, 2008 - 1:14pm.
What's up with the old guy's hair?
He is a blond version of Mr Heat Miser.
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LOL, beautiful!!
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Submitted by The C word on October 28, 2008 - 1:14pm.
What's up with the old guy's hair?
He is a blond version of Mr Heat Miser.
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She's flat and that's that!
LOVE ANDERSON baked beans. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Kdrac I might dress up as Mrs. Roper
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The 70s called. They want their sexy couch cover back.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 1:14pm.
You remember, when you were still innocent enough to believe you could help him and save him like a puppy?
Yea, you remember.
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Nah.
I guess he gets points for actually stopping and signing an autograph, but damn if that face doesn't look hostile.
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My other gig
My other hangout
He is cute!
Off Topic (uuuu arrest me!)
Is anyone getting dressed up?
I took too long and I didn't prepare my costume on time so I changed it to 'Dorothy'
zomay on October 28, 2008 - 1:19pm
OMG!
hahahahahahaha, walking around in the baked beans and decorated with flowers....
ew.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Everytime someone says foot fetish I think of Peggy Hill's size 16 feet. They did a show about a guy who put her feet on a website. Also someone told me that Sarah Palin looks like Peggy Hill and now that sticks in my head when I see that freakshow on TV.
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Aww I like Shia, yeah hes a tool but he seems really cool.
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Go Phillies!
I always feel like shit after a long plane trip. Imagine how it is when a bunch of foreign paps with over-priced cameras are jostling you and firing off flashes in your face when all you want to do is get home.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
I don't "do" feet.
What can I say, I like him. He's a pretty good actor, and he's not bad to look at. Oh, and I kind of like that bag...maybe he took it from the Indiana Jones set.
I've posted this before, if i were a 14-17 y.o., "normal" girl I would probably like Shia.
He isn't a twink and has that "attainability" factor and appears semi-non-threatening.
You remember, when you were still innocent enough to believe you could help him and save him like a puppy?
Yea, you remember.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
purple jeans.
really?
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
The last place where I’d be smiling at is airport arrivals, and I don’t have a bunch of strangers with cameras waiting to take my pic/get my autograph.
@Clarisse: all very valid questions along with:
What's up with the old guy's hair?
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Birdie: He's not an actor. He's a minimally-talented brat who got lucky. Just like Lindsay Lohan.
Clarisse: He, too, shall pass. But, unfortunately, like a ten-pound kidney stone (slowly and painfully).
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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his face looks like it could be used to scrub the grout in my bathroom, but his eyebrows are delightfully neat and maintained! you go, shia's eyebrows!
I think he is giving MK that look because MK had promised to only stick the tip in. The bottle in his backpocket is some type of ointment to soothe the damage done.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.