We Get It, Clint!
Saint Angelina floated into the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala last night surrounded by archangels and the audience "gasped" at the sight of her. I didn't make up that "gasp" part. A couple of people died too, but Saint Angelina's face veins didn't even move. She's used to it.
Saint Morticia was there to pay tribute to Clint Eastwood. She spoke about him, but nobody could understand the words that came out of her mouth, because it just sounded like a thousand angels singing in unison. Everyone's ear wax suddenly melted away. If there was a deaf person in the room, they would be able to hear again.
After the saint spoke, Pepaw Clint Eastwood dragged his corpse on stage to accept his award and drown Angie Jo in more compliments. He said, "Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she's a great talent."
Why must Clint always tell us this? WE KNOW! It's been tattooed into our brains that she's a stunninggorgeousbeautifulperfectalloftheabove goddess who queefs holy water. And anybody who thinks otherwise has already been informed that they will spend eternity in hell. I've already received my plane ticket for flight #666.
Here's a few more of the pepaw zombie and the holy hunchback wax figure last night.
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I'm with Tiger, she does look like Shauna Sand in da face. If she got some lucite heels and cotton pink dresses, she would look way hotter. However, I have to say that she is now officially channeling Michael Jackson: plastic face, nose about to fall off, always a black dress covering her lanky frame and a shiny dead animal on her head. If she ever gets a couple of lawsuits for molesting children, we'll know that the transformation is 100% complete.
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SHAUNA SAND FACE, SHAUNA SAND FACE, SHAUNA SAND FACE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Crystal2 on October 28, 2008 - 8:21pm.
She looks like James Haven with a wig on in that pic
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awwww... i miss James Haven...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
She looks like James Haven with a wig on in that pic. I can't wait to see the Changeling.
Hairball throw-up time. Hope nobody minds.
Clint, you were so much more interesting when you kept your mouth shut!! Yuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
My guess is that she's truly desperate for a leading actress Oscar. That's why she won't give up acting like she said she would before. She knows people think she only got her supporting actress award for basically playing herself. This is her quest now, to prove to everyone that she is a "serious actress." Her last attempt with "A Mighty Fart" failed enormously, so she's determined to have Clint stand up there and moon constantly about how "beautiful" she is in order to drum up some audience enthusiasm.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I said it earlier and it needs to be said again. She is starting to look like Shauna Sand in da face! Peeps, doncha see it?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angelina and her saintly queefs can go to hell! I have Angelina Jolie-lash!!!! She needs to take care of her freaking kids and stop going out already. This is insane!
Your face!
im so sick of this bitch, seriously go home and raise your kids and stop working!!!what the hell do you need to work for?? your ego? oh i forgot your an artist that is just so creative and moved by such a tragic script....please.
id like to see this bitch push one kid out of her vadge. just one.
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I agree! I know for a fact that she did an interview 6 years ago, claiming she wanted to buy a home in cambodia or some other country and stop working so she could raise Maddox and be a good mother. WTF happened to that plan? Guess it got thrown out the window after she became infamous for her relationship with her cheating partner Pitt. Talk about a strong desire for attention!Grab a married man and then have 6 kids in 3 years with him!! I don't buy into any of that dribble... "it's such a great script that I can't pass it up ". Any excuse to keep working and pawn the kids off on the nannies and boyfriend. But the kicker is when she spoke recently in an interview and said that the kids love to travel and maybe when their ready to settle down - then they will. What on earth is wrong with this demented woman? Who the hell allows the 4 kids under the age of 7 to determine where or how you live your life? Who is the parent and who is the child? She talks about the travelling they do like it's some kind of game and adventure.... funny how she doesn't discuss the severe jet lag the children suffer from or the chaos in the home. Always sugar coating it for the fans (loonies).
id like to see this bitch push one kid out of her vadge. just one.
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FUCK NO!... Agh!!! Well, you just gave me the visual of a weaved crypt keeper being ripped in half by a baby emerging from its crotch...
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Deb, I know I shouldn't be bitching, I just hate it when they say it's going to be one way, I dress accordingly, then I spend the rest of the day either freezing my ass off or sweating to death.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Off Topic - I fucking hate the weather man.
Oh M.E.! I'd kill for 70! We had a high of fucking 46 degrees here in Chicago.
Clint is NOT fucking Angelina, for chrissakes. They're promoting a movie. Was he supposed to say. "Yeah, she looks great, but when it comes to her acting, it's "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", without the "Good"?
Looks like Zahara styled her hair with spit.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
the mummy and the mommy
"It's too much to process."--MK
This close to the head hair looks unflattering. She looks like James Haven here. This is one of her worst hair styles. Her face is starting to look Botoxed. I do not remeber her having plump waxy skin. She always had few wrinkles on a forhead, under eyes, and smile lines. I think she just started getting Botoxed, right after the birth of her twins. In a second shot her vein on a forehead looks barely visible. It was always very pronounced in the past.
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Sheeps I heard the ranch is still there. Inland Empire is a gold mine of oddities.
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Submitted by zomay on October 28, 2008 - 2:50pm.
The story behind the ranch is sick. When the guy went to trial it become known that his Mom was actually his Grandma. A baby from incest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wineville_Chicken_Murders
Dang.... "Mira Loma" sounds a lot nicer.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
ahhhh...nothing like a Brangeloonie in a slow Tuesday afternoon
She’s starting to look like James Haven in drag.
I have never thought “I have to go see that” in regards to one of her movies (well except Wanted and that’s more about my James McAvoy crush) so I’ll gladly skip this one. The subject matter also sounds gruesome as hell.
Clint "dragged his corpse onstage" is right. Good night. Someone bury it already, it's starting to stink!
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
she really doesn't look attractive anymore, and her teeth look yellow. She's a hot mess, and she looks old as hell. What a waste!
Well Brad, be prepared to get left in a couple of months....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I doubt Clint and Angie are fucking because Clint probably can't get it up anymore. Even with viagra. His comments are kinda smart assy. He doesn't see her as a good actress. He sees her as a pretty face. I remember seeing Girl Interupted and thinking "why in the hell did she get an Oscar"? Who is she blowing?
Well if it isn't the over worked frozen face wonder. Ugly stank she is probably fucking him. I am so happy that stupid movie was a bomb. I hope she didn't let the success of that cartoon and wanted get to her head. None of those movies were hers, she was not the lead in them she was the co-star, her last movie that mighty heart shit bombed and this one bombed. Angie ho you should just quit no one like you slut.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 28, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Eastwood directs Changeling in 2008
The Changeling, with Geoge C. Scott, is released in in 1980.
Clint Eastwood made a move called "Unforgiven" in 1992.
In 1960 John Huston directed a movie called "The Unforgiven."
Mmmm, a pattern emerges...
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old horny white men with too much money?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
and im not done, Clint Eastwood is a fucking PERVERT. he probablly goes home and jerks off about her. bitch had her nose done too, you can tell in her early movies, her nose is totally different.
im sorry, i dont know what all the hub-bub is about. shes not that hot, has dull fashion sense and she plays the same fucking part in every movie. BORING. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
im so sick of this bitch, seriously go home and raise your kids and stop working!!!what the hell do you need to work for?? your ego? oh i forgot your an artist that is just so creative and moved by such a tragic script....please.
id like to see this bitch push one kid out of her vadge. just one.
I thought the other day that Angie Jo might have gotten some of her good looks back but I guess I was wrong... I don´t know if it´s all because of plastic surgery or if her facial features just seem bigger because of her weight loss, but she looks like a cartoon character of her former self.
That is one ugly woman. She has a gigantic head, good lord. Her eyes look glassy, like a vampire.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Eastwood directs Changeling in 2008
The Changeling, with Geoge C. Scott, is released in in 1980.
Clint Eastwood made a move called "Unforgiven" in 1992.
In 1960 John Huston directed a movie called "The Unforgiven."
Mmmm, a pattern emerges...
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Awww, happy hour, you have La Chimoltrufia for an avatar! You're the hottest slut around!
She's been botoxed to the hilt in these photos - no-one, not even teenagers, have skin that plumped up and immobile. She looks very like a pop star (well sister of one) in the UK called Dannii Minogue. She's doing an American Idol style show with Simon Cowell at the mo and is laughed at for her completely immobile, expressionless face. I would say AngieJo is probably nearer the 36/37 mark. She looks mature in these photos. I'm 30 and look a fair bit younger than her. I very much doubt she's 33.
Kat something or other-
You're defending a world class bitch Anniston with such zeal.
you DO realize she wouldn't even borrow a lighter from you in a bar? (she's a chimney but she's just snobby like that) To her you are just a mere commoner. *ducks*
Submitted by Granny Clampett on October 28, 2008 - 3:36pm.
She has her hair parted on the side (it looks friggin weird too)
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BINGO!!!
But her face looks all fakey and plasticky, too.
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LoLo- Blessedly I've never soiled my pure self going into Just Jared.. I've heard enough about it from people here commenting on the Brangeloonies there. I'll stay away. No Celebitchy is just uber censored. Anyone dissenting even mildly with the Brangeloonies gets comments deleted. just ridiculous. All ass kissy and no humor/clever writing in the stories. The stories are all passive aggressive too- the writers try to be snarky then act like 'oh, but I hope everything goes well for them..' it's just fucking weird. My fave moment on there when I used to log on was one of their writers who wrote something inmcluding ".. the 'state' of Las Vegas." Classic.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 28, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Jenafer Anastone is a beautiful woman, mor beautifuller than Ang Jolly. Yoo r jellyheads.
TEAM ANASTONE.
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No fair, that made me LOL just now in the middle of my Lit class!
I am soooo sick of AngieJo and her pervy old horndog. And I mean Clint this time, not Brad. Get a room, you two!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
They're totally f*cking.
Submitted by M.E. on October 28, 2008 - 3:07pm.
It's 70 GD degrees, no wind and I'm sweating to death.!!!!!!!!!
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I'd take 70 degrees right now - it's 33 and raining here!
On Topic: Why is Angelina's face and features so large? What the hell happened to this woman? She used to be scorching hot.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on October 28, 2008 - 3:36pm.
*begs Granny Clampett for some wiskey*
GIG / The C Word!
The Changeling ROCKS! The scene with the pounding on the metal tub makes me jump everytime...and i've seen it a million times!
Have you two seen "Session 9"?
On topic: What-ever!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
For those of you thinking AJ looks different but you can't quite put your finger on what it is, well here's the answer..............
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She has her hair parted on the side (it looks friggin weird too)
Yes I'm observant. Now back to my whiskey.
Well angelina is lucky to have that face (eventhough she's had work done) because she has an old Granny's Body!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 28, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.
"YOU DO NOT NAME A MOVIE AFTER ANOTHER MOVIE THAT WAS WAY COOL AND RELEASE IT AT HALLOWEEN TIMES!"
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Yes, the film "The Changeling" starring George C. Scott and Trish Van Devere scares me every time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080516/
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"How did you die Joseph?"
One of my fave 'horror' movies! It's on so rarely that I bought it on ebay a couple of years ago...
"Stir of Echoes" is another one on my list:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164181/
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
With Hollywood being so horror movie remake crazy right now, whenever I first heard that Angelina Jolie was staring in a movie called "The Changeling", I actually thought it was a remake of the creepy George C. Scott ghost movie. Oh, how wrong I was.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.
"YOU DO NOT NAME A MOVIE AFTER ANOTHER MOVIE THAT WAS WAY COOL AND RELEASE IT AT HALLOWEEN TIMES!"
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Yes, the film "The Changeling" starring George C. Scott and Trish Van Devere scares me every time."
Submitted by K2 on October 28, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Thank you for ruining those films for me.
My soul aches in appreciation.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
This woman looks so much older than 33.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.
"YOU DO NOT NAME A MOVIE AFTER ANOTHER MOVIE THAT WAS WAY COOL AND RELEASE IT AT HALLOWEEN TIMES!"
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Yes, the film "The Changeling" starring George C. Scott and Trish Van Devere scares me every time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080516/
Add "The Haunting" (1963), and you've got a double feature creepfest. I love Halloween times.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/
When I first saw Angelina Jolie in Gia, I thought "wow, this chick is a great actress *and* beautiful". Then, I started to watch more & more of her films: "Hell's Kitchen", "Pushing Tin", "Girl, Interrupted", "Gone in Sixty Seconds", "Original Sin", etc., etc., etc., I realized that the only form of "acting" she was doing was essentially playing a different variation of herself in every movie she does. None of her roles have ever been a big stretch for her, because all she has to do is be herself. Unlike truely gifted actresses like Kate Winslet, Reese Witherspoon, Jodie Foster, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, etc. who have all played vastly different characters in the films they have done, Angelina Jolie has continuously played one, single role: herself. And that, my friends, does not deserve an Oscar. But what do I know.
But even with her being a shitty actress, she did have the beauty thing going for her. She had a very unique, almost breathtaking look, but then she lost 50lbs & fucked her face up with nose jobs & brow lifts & now resembles what can best be described as an anorexic frog. Clint Eastwood must be getting senile.
I can't believe I just fucking typed all that. Oh well, fuck it.
why does her hair looks like a bad wig?
Off Topic - I fucking hate the weather man.
He said it would be cool, high of 65 with cool winds.
So, I wore a light sweater, jeans and boots. It's 70 GD degrees, no wind and I'm sweating to death.!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHH!
I think she did something about her crows feet. For being in her early thirties (that what she says right?) she looks pretty haggard.