We Get It, Clint!
Saint Angelina floated into the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala last night surrounded by archangels and the audience "gasped" at the sight of her. I didn't make up that "gasp" part. A couple of people died too, but Saint Angelina's face veins didn't even move. She's used to it.
Saint Morticia was there to pay tribute to Clint Eastwood. She spoke about him, but nobody could understand the words that came out of her mouth, because it just sounded like a thousand angels singing in unison. Everyone's ear wax suddenly melted away. If there was a deaf person in the room, they would be able to hear again.
After the saint spoke, Pepaw Clint Eastwood dragged his corpse on stage to accept his award and drown Angie Jo in more compliments. He said, "Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she's a great talent."
Why must Clint always tell us this? WE KNOW! It's been tattooed into our brains that she's a stunninggorgeousbeautifulperfectalloftheabove goddess who queefs holy water. And anybody who thinks otherwise has already been informed that they will spend eternity in hell. I've already received my plane ticket for flight #666.
Here's a few more of the pepaw zombie and the holy hunchback wax figure last night.
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Yeah, she was good in Girl Interrupted and also in Gia, I guess.
Of course there's the theory that she merits no compliments for playing a mentally unstable woman, with self destructive tendencies well given that she was, allegedly, one herself.
Those are some interesting numbers, Sheep. I was wondering how this mess did in its opening weekend.
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PUTAS! Hey whats the deal with celebitchy?
This is just jared 2.0?
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 28, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Oh yeah what a looser huh... your so insanely stupid.
Shit I'll take the tween compliment. It's a compliment right? *putting on my Hannah Montana shirt*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
missy - from what I've seen of it, it's good. I've never actually see the entire thing.
I know I've never seen the end.
The bitch hub always seems to come around when I'm watching it and won't let me finish because it's not his type of movie.
Walgreens actually called you in response to your premature holiday bitching? No! Did you email corporate or something? I'm impressed.
I was in Costco this weekend and they have had Xmas stuff up months ago. It's nuts.
Submitted by Kat43 on October 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
hahahahaha *sigh*
LOOK
the only movie I liked aniston in was Office Space
I couldnt give a flying fuck about either of those hollywood twats!!
GET IT??
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PSL! LMAO!
And THATS why we likey you!
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Angie Jo is starting to look a little Shauna Sandish in the face, no? Oh, and I'm sooooo NOT going to hell for that because that is the highest compliment a woman (or tranny) can be paid. Nope, not going to hell for that, but going to hell for many other reasons....
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Submitted by Kat43 on October 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
WE ARE NOT TWEENS YOU FUCK WIT!
I HATE TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I HATE RACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I HATE THE WORD CHIN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I HATE IT SO MUCH SO THAT NOW I CALL THEM CHANGS!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TARRRRR TARRRRRRRRRR
You fucking idiot!
* god damn that felt good:)*
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Kat43,
I think you are lost sweetie. This is not an Aniston thread. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Oh Lord. Another Angelina news story. I'm sure the psychos over at Celebitchy (who call themselves' Badettes'..) will be all over this one.
El Bastardo- say that over there and watch what happens... Ha ha ha.
Lolo, hahahhaha
I just got a call from Walgreens, because I sent a scathing email about the Xmas shit being up already!
Hey, I think we all know I'm not shy about my feelings.
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Submitted by Kat43 on October 28, 2008 - 2:17pm.
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Bwahahahahahaahah! You are calling us tweens? Get a grip fucktard. Only Brangeloonie TWEENS are obsessed with bringing up JA in every AJ thread or convo.
GET A GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe im naive lol but I always thought the Angie would never get plastic surgery...but um looking at the last pics where she looked like Jordan and these I think its pretty obvious shes got some shit done to her face, non?
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The Los Angeles times did a nice article about the story this movie is based on. After reading about it and seeing a picture of the woman it is based on, I can't believe they casted her for this role. Maybe Toni Collette could of pulled it off.
Oh yea and TEAM ANISTONE!!!
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Missy!
Brittany Murphy's house had an eat in chicken!!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Marley & Me -"Rachel" walks her dog
He's Just Not That Into You - "Rachel" on every date she's ever had
The Break-Up- "Rachel" moves to Chicago
Friends with Money -"Rachel" between jobs
Rumor Has It...- "Rachel and Ray Kinsella!!"
Along Came Polly- "Rachel" dates Ben Stiller
Bruce Almighty - This times she dates Jim Carey
Rock Star- "Rachel" and "Markey-Mark"
Got it you annoying little Tweens??
Submitted by Silvara0428 on October 28, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Imposter!!!!!!! @ El B
you spelled beautiful right....
Shite! :o) Byooteefool.....too late.
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ME - yes! and yes. I loved Brittany Murphy in that too... remember the crazy daddy's girl who offs herself in her parents house.
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When I saw the first trailer here a couple months ago, I thought it looked good enough to be something I could tolorate.
But since and after viewing the extended trailer, I'm not so interested. She's annoying as hell in the trailer alone, I couldn't imagine 2 or so hours of it.
I agree ME...same with Firefox. She done fooled us all!
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Zomay: *Runs to church* Maybe we can go to heaven?!
bawahhhahhhahhahhaahha.
not.
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Lol
Imposter!!!!!!! @ El B
you spelled beautiful right....
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I'll prolly watch this movie cause I'll watch anything.
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Missy - Girl Interrupted.
She basically played herself. That is why she was so convincing in that role.
I'm being totally serious!!!!!!
Jenafer Anastone is a beautiful woman, mor beautifuller than Ang Jolly. Yoo r jellyheads.
TEAM ANASTONE.
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Oh, and the Morticia Adams look.....tired. Change it up sweetie, you're boring the fuck out of me.
Kdrac, heeheee and of course hell boat would have karaoke hosted by Paris Hilton. HELL.
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Ive been looking at some reviews, and angie jo got a lot of positive reviews. I heard a radio review earlier that said her performance was just a lot of wailing and crying.
I thought she was great in ... shit the one with Winona Ryder about the girls in McLean Hospital..
and I saw the Bone Collector. Blech.
Eh, the movies she makes just dont interest me in the slightest.
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Clint Eastwood is HOT!! I'd hit it.
Her head is longer than my right butt cheek. Not my left one though.
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Still wearing black, *check*
Still looks hideous, *check*
Hahahahaha, her movie tanked already.
Figures.
YOU DO NOT NAME A MOVIE AFTER ANOTHER MOVIE THAT WAS WAY COOL AND RELEASE IT AT HALLOWEEN TIMES!!!
LOOSER!!!!
Oh and Clint and Skeletina totally did peepaw fuckey times.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jesus, already mentioning JA on the fucking 3rd comment.
I'm begining to think the Brangeloonies are just as obessed with JA, but are confused and don't want to come out of the clostet yet. They just can't bare to NOT mention her in an AJ thread.
Fucking tards.
meh - like I always say I don't hate her and I like most of her movies...o well
She's looking extra bobble-headed or something. The hub thinks she looks like a doorstop when she turns sideways.
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zomay on October 28, 2008 - 2:01pm.
For some reason I always thought the trip to hell would be on a boat. Entertainment provided by MTV.
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no no no
VH1!
*puts on Pretty Woman dress*
El Bastardo,
Right you are!
*zips up thigh-highs*
Wait...did someone mention Christian Bale???
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ElB damn why you gotta treat a bitch like that??
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 2:02pm.
*If* the movie does bad, they'll just hide under the "indie movie" label like they did for A Mighty Fart, which if I recall also bombed.
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I used to think that this was stuff made up by the jelus h8rs, but that's because I only saw films where Angelina was playing some crazy/psycho bitch, or in action flicks.
Now that I've seen her in roles other than psycho girl or action heroine, I concur with those who find her rather wooden and lacking in range. Pitt's about the same too, so it's a match made in heaven indeed.
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Clint's got a bad case of mortuary face. Proximity to St Angie may be all that's keeping him alive.
FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTTTTT! WHAT?
Get off the internet and get out on those streets hookers and get me some money NOW!!! Damn!
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Sorry, but I think she looks like complete and utter shit in those pics.
PSL it cracks me up when you say it so blunt!
Cause its what we are thinking but forget to say.
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"Changeling" was #19 last weekend but it played in only 15 theaters, where it averaged a fat $32k per screen. That won't hold up in wider release.
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btw the difference that no one can "tell" is
she gained a little weight.
I know wild huh!
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