Tuesday, October 28th 2008
Brit Brit Works Out
BritneySpears.com has been posting some amazingly fascinating shit of Our Lady of Cheetos like this video of her working out in her "purdy fancee rum wif shiny balls." That's what she call it.
You know, if I had a trainer and a chef, I'd probably eat healthy and work out too. Okay, no I wouldn't. But you know Brit Brit isn't either. You can't tell from this video, but at the beginning where she's reaching up, her trainer hung bags of Cheetos from the ceiling for her to try and grab. At the end of the work out, they just give them to her.
She is doing anything & everything to try to make herself look better to make up for the crap she has done. The only thing is it is all too late. She blew it. She is and now always will be the laughing stock of the world. No one buys her workout, comeback, pity documentary, etc. etc.
BritneyisBatshit
People need to sit their kids down and have a serious talk about what NO EDUCATION does for a person - you end up crazy, losing custody of your kids, people use you left and right, you have NO real friends to speak of (except family), your dad has legal custody of you at 26 years old yet still pimps you out for money and you walk around in a busted weave with a very lost vapid look on your face.
Fame and fortune cannot buy you a brain or common sense!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
I cannot believe I just watched that...zzzzzzzzz
this was filmed for her fansite britneyspears.com NOT by the paps
i think she looks great!
Um, I think the only thing we should be concerned with here is the fact that Britney was left alone with two innocent people and a set of barbells.
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shit shes looking pretty good
cant wait for her to take over again hahahha
I can't even get one of those f-ing balls to stay inflated and she has THREE? No fair!
Who the hell is filming her? That's just weird.
Not sure if someone already posted (apologies if they did), but the conservatorship that gives Jamie control over Britters personal and financial affairs has been made permanent: (SFW)
http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/40709
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
who is that with her? rodeo is that you?
"Can someone explain to me why people look in the mirror when they're working out?"
Because it's easier to spot mistakes that way. Working out is a serious business, you can hurt your neck or back or anything is you are not careful. Using a mirror is handy. Not that it works for shitters anyway, not even a mirror can help her to keep her back straight while she's using weights. She wobbles too much.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Agie on October 28, 2008 - 10:19pm.
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Agreed. When she works out and keeps her weight in check, she's got a nice body. Her legs aren't that bad, either - I've seen worse on girls her size.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Can someone explain to me why people look in the mirror when they're working out?
It really annoys the fuck out of me.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
ok..I can't help it. I love brit..always have. I know it's wrong but I can't help it. I make my kid listen to that damn blackout cd..and I've already told hubby that I want the new one for Christmas.
Yea, I'm sick.
Ya'll gotta admit though, she does look damn good compared to a few months ago..and I think her legs look hella good..mine are thick like that but if you work out, I think they look good. =(
who cares what a douche bag what so special bout picking up some dumb bells my monkey can do that me n him work out together.
Damn, she really don't give a shit about anything but doing what SHE wants to do.
I am so highly skeptical of the likelihood of forcing/allowing/encouraging someone who is TRULY mentally ill to work at the type of career she has. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense. I am 100% (or, as Maury's guests put it: a thousand and ten percent) sure that she is just a self-consumed whim-indulging piece of crap. Her kids are a distant second to fan worship and MONEY.
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VERY well said Nanoop. I agree.
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you don't mean nothing at all to me...
-Nelly Furtado "Say It Right"
Submitted by matthew323 on October 28, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Good gracious I am staring to like this bitch. I am gay for those that dont know, but my damn boyfriend loves her to death. He is lucky he has a nice tush for me to actually pay attention. He is 27 and loves her...i don't get it but I am trying to learn because of him.
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That would be a deal breaker for me if I had to like this shitbag for a nice piece of ass.
I can put up with the nasty burps, farts under the sheets and waving them, and all that other nasty shit men do but not him lusting after this hillbilly.
Hell no.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Recommended workout tunes for Brit Brit:
1. Anything but Blackout
2. Sweatin' to the Oldies
3. Popozao
4. Sex Bomb
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LOL!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I was about to say that this is the greatest thing I've ever seen and that I can now die happy, but I'll wait and see if she released footage of her toasting a Pop Tart or cleaning a DVD with Windex first.
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Lucky. She's got a trainer and cheetos... all I've got is a wii fit and some dorito crumbs.
I think she has a good figure, and great legs. No, not 5'10 supermodel legs, but still nice legs.
NaNoop: I agree 1010%.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 8:59pm.
I'll send some operatives to Studio City to get Jamie drunk. A good, public bender might cause him to lose the conservatorship. I only have my selfish interests at heart.
I'll drive the getaway car!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 8:35pm.
No, the family law commish just (today) made Jamie's conservatorship permanent. That means she can't get the kids back or control her affairs unless she convinces the commish to change her order. tee hee.
Damn, she really don't give a shit about anything but doing what SHE wants to do.
I am so highly skeptical of the likelihood of forcing/allowing/encouraging someone who is TRULY mentally ill to work at the type of career she has. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense. I am 100% (or, as Maury's guests put it: a thousand and ten percent) sure that she is just a self-consumed whim-indulging piece of crap. Her kids are a distant second to fan worship and MONEY.
WORTHLESS SKANK would let her father control her every move and write off her maternal responsibilities just to keep the Shitney fame train rolling.
Recommended workout tunes for Brit Brit:
1. Anything but Blackout
2. Sweatin' to the Oldies
3. Popozao
4. Sex Bomb
Submitted by Deb on October 28, 2008 - 6:49pm.
As dense as Shitney is, she knows she "likes money", (the Matt Lauer interview). She lost her way for a few years, because it was just too easy to do whatever the frick she wanted with no intellect to use way too much dough properly, and the mental discipline of a 14 year old. She ended up blowing a lot of that ill-gained cash, so Daddy Spears had her rewired to earn again.
I totally agree. She keeps inflicting her dirtbag self on all of us because she wants $$$$. I agree- it IS that simple.
Fuggin' no-talent phony. Those were ill-gotten gains.
Forget Brit, that trainer's a hot piece of ass right there.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who GIVES a shit?? I mean really who GIVES a shit? This chunky whore can't sing for shit. The only future for Shitters is scat videos never mind work out videos .... fucking useless talentless hosebag.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 8:59pm.
I'll send some operatives to Studio City to get Jamie drunk. A good, public bender might cause him to lose the conservatorship. I only have my selfish interests at heart.
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LOL! Yours and mine, hunny:)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 8:59pm.
I'll send some operatives to Studio City to get Jamie drunk. A good, public bender might cause him to lose the conservatorship. I only have my selfish interests at heart.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Love that Richard Simmons step routine! Smooth.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 8:35pm.
No, the family law commish just (today) made Jamie's conservatorship permanent. That means she can't get the kids back or control her affairs unless she convinces the commish to change her order. tee hee.
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Harsh. Now she gotsta be a ho forever.
O well.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Wow, so the swamp whore works out. Big whoop-she's doing what a lot of us do every day.
As far as Daddy being in charge and custody of the tater tots, she doesn't want custody of the kids. It's much easier to see them a few days a week, and have someone else do everything for you. IMO, Shitters is a lazy, mouth breathing poor excuse for a mother. I still say she is borderline retarded, and there isn't a pill to fix that.
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Thanks for the link Sheeps!
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
I was just in the grocery store - how many flavors of fucking Cheetos do we need???
She is so self absorbed she even watches her manly reflection in the mirror.
This bitch has all her priorities wrong. She can go on tour, she can work out, she can go shopping, she can basically do all things that benefit herself, but she can't take responsibility for the two little babies she brought into the world. Selfish fucking whore!
so Dad is making sure "sane" britney happens. Thats not fair.
It's good for her kids but for us noooooooooooooooo
DAE: Here's the link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081029/en_top_eo/66023
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 28, 2008 - 8:35pm.
No, the family law commish just (today) made Jamie's conservatorship permanent. That means she can't get the kids back or control her affairs unless she convinces the commish to change her order. tee hee.
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Really?!!! HAHAHAHA
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
she works out...so!? big deal :|
No, the family law commish just (today) made Jamie's conservatorship permanent. That means she can't get the kids back or control her affairs unless she convinces the commish to change her order. tee hee.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
...still waiting for the conservatorship to end and the fun to begin...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by beandip on October 28, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Excuse me but I so don't get why anyone would post this on Youtube.
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She posted it so that when her head gets superimposed onto fit bodies in her videos people think it's really her because "there was a video out there of her working out, BRITNEY IS BACK! WOOHOO!" ..you know.
ima go eat a burger and fries in honor of her comeback.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
You know as soon as they finished filming all 0:57 of this grueling workout, she sat her ass on the floor and downed a 6 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. All by herself, didn't even share. PSH!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Will someone please introduce her to no show socks, it gets on my nerves the way she still wears her socks all folded over as if she is 8.
I love videos of dumbells.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Excuse me but I so don't get why anyone would post this on Youtube.
I don't get it. What's wrong with her legs?
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
She probably would have moved more if there were Cheetos being hung from the ceiling. Girlfriend has thicker legs than even I do! DAMN! Her arms look good though (I admit this very grudgingly)...but I know the arm exercises she's doing tho, might as well start doing em too now!
Your face!
Submitted by xxyxz on October 28, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 28, 2008 - 6:47pm.
I'm sure your legs are great!!!
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Even "mom-jeans" don't look good on me. If cellulite could be converted into gasoline, my car could run for year.
I accept my fate. Mainly, because I'm too lazy to do anything about it. Also, I love Dove dark chocolate.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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