You Don't Mean That
Joaquin Phoenix has had it with the movie making business, so he's devoting all his time to developing the music in his heart. At a benefit for Paul Newman last night, he told Extra TV, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore."
I wonder how many times he hiccuped or temporarily blacked out while he said that shit? His breath probably reeked of Jack Daniels, Cloves and rubbing alcohol. Breathalyzers from miles away exploded when he opened his mouth.
When asked if he was serious, Joaquin continued to let the booze talk and said, "Yeah. I'm working on my music. I'm done. I've been through that." Joaquin's friend, Casey Affleck, chimed in, "I don't think he's kidding. He's got music and stuff."
And by "stuff" he means some good chronic and a stocked liquor cabinet.
Extra also asked Joaquin's spokesbitch who said, "That is what he told me."
Wait. He's joking, right?! This can't be true, because I really need him to star in a sequel to "SpaceCamp."
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 29, 2008 - 12:14am.
What?!
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When I write my poetry, it's tennis with the net down, Bitches.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bored? Come to my site. You are smart & will be able to figure it out, no?
*gets out the bongo's*
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Mr. Pres: You cats are the craziest, daddio.
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Forgeries must be served hot.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 28, 2008 - 11:57pm.
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*snapping fingers* Talking jive, baby! lol
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
There is something sexy about a troubled soul
Submitted by Mr. President on October 28, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Yeah baby! Beatniks!
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Sorry, I signed up here 'cause I love you guys. Pills hitting but feeling bitchy. Thanks Tylenol PM!
Angel I, I think you are great & one of the best posters on here but did you have to go off into the cunt cornfield maze? Maize, ha!
Trying to do what?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Still tryin', I see.
Dreamhyono: Existentialism. Does that have anything to do with black berets and unfiltered cigarettes?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Maybe Benji Madden will take his place!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on October 28, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Whenever someone says something like "I'm going to work on my music," I always picture Ross sitting on the stairs with his Casio while Rachel goes to the prom without him.
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Submitted by Daniee on October 28, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Can't make a joke here cause this is the real sad shit. If only it were some booze. He has a MAJOR cocaine addiction and can't even hold on to an assistant. The last couple of times I saw him in Toronto, he was completely fucked.
Sad.
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ah, that is sad; thought he was getting better/staying sober and was going to make it. But last time I bothered checking on anything about him was when the Johnny Cash movie came out.
Ok! We'll all go elsewhere and DREAMHYPNOTIQUE can do all the posting. I'm sure he's got the time!
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Benefit for Paul Newman??!! Since he be daid, what benefit is anything to him now?
None of your comments come even close to DREAMHYPNOTIQUES'S.. so why bother
You ain't me, hon
That said, Joaquin was my sick, twisted wet dream for many moons after I saw Gladiator, mmmmm HMMMM
He needs to hook up with Billy Bob Thornton; those delusions of musical talent are tastier when shared.
Whenever someone says something like "my music," ie, "I'm going to work on my music," I always picture someone writing really bad lyrics where they rhyme "heart" with "apart" about a million times, and are always dedicating bad songs to people you neither know nor care about, before someone in the audience politely informs them that they're holding the guitar wrong, and you really need to know what existentialism is before you try and write a song about it.
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Wait, I like music and stuff! Can he also do hoodrat stuff?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Whoa. When is the last time his hair has seen shampoo or even a comb?
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Well, if Dot's not here, I'ma go on to bed.
Dot.Dot.Dot. Dash-dash-dash-
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
thought i come on here and say "holla mi corazon"!
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 28, 2008 - 10:31pm.
i like my pronunciation better...;)
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
hey my little tiscuit , where r u ?
I wish I could say I cared...but I don't.
Submitted by letinstar on October 28, 2008 - 10:19pm.
i look at "wahkeen"
I always thought it was pronounced like "walk-in".
I think this story is either BS or he was just being stupid.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
i look at "wahkeen" and i think to myself, this is the kid that was in "parenthood"...
that shit is on cable every day...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Can't make a joke here cause this is the real sad shit. If only it were some booze. He has a MAJOR cocaine addiction and can't even hold on to an assistant. The last couple of times I saw him in Toronto, he was completely fucked.
Sad.
Buh Bye Joaquin!
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by angel_i on October 28, 2008 - 7:35pm.
SO IS IT THAT 70"S SHOW GUY?!?
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HAHA, that's who I thought it was before I read the post. He looks SO stoned in that pic, LMAO.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
what happened to the hotness? damn! that's some Cary Elwes fugness shyt right thurr!! hot on Monday and busted on Friday.
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
He was pretty damn good in Walk The Line, but I don't know. I hope it's not true.
He's really impressed with himself
Smoky the Bear has really let himself go.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by RUBY REDLIPS on October 28, 2008 - 6:58pm.
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He's always seemed like the type that'd spend all weekend smoking weed then he'd yank your pants down, fuck you in the ass with his stub dick for a couple of minutes, cum (loudly) then slump back on the couch and smoke some more weed. He also doesn't give off the impression that he knows what to do with a bar of soap other than sniff it.
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Ruby, it's like you ripped a page out of my sex-fantasy diary!
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Joaquin's had a hard life. If he wants to take time off, good on him. If I was raised by child-abusing Jesus freaks and had my brother die in my arms of a drug overdose, I'd have trouble too.
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Hi Farrah.....
I'm out for the night, but I need to choose which video to play later on....Don Johnson, David Hasselhoff, or Leonard Nimoy.
angel_i I know, that's what I was saying, Danny Masterson. WTF happened to him, LOL good thing he's out of acting since he's fat and fug now
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Branderson babe, love the new avie! HAWT!
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Sheeps!
**flashing you my one good eye and with a dead on monotone "For my money, Patrick McGoohan is the quintessential Columbo adversary"
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 8:03pm.
my eyes teared up and I didn't know if it was from that song or being forced to stop at Wal-Mart.
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my money is on the latter.
Where is Benji Madden??
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
He should've stood up in front of the crowd & shouted, "I quit this bitch!", broke a bottle of Jack over the Extra cameraman & huffed the fuck out. THAT would've been a great announcement.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Rick James once guest starred in an episode of the A-Team. Does that count as acting?
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 28, 2008 - 8:00pm.
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The last time that I heard that song was around 3 years ago and I was forced to go into Wal-Mart; that song began playing, my eyes teared up and I didn't know if it was from that song or being forced to stop at Wal-Mart.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 28, 2008 - 7:57pm.
I know I'm showing my age, but I remember that one with another trucker song....one that mentioned "teddy bear".
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OMG !! I had totally forgetten about that song!
My daddy was a truck driver and had all those songs on 8 track in the early 70's. I was only like 8 years old or so, and that Teddy Bear song always made me cry.