Summoning Sydney Andrews From The Dead

The "90210" redo is sort of working for The CW, so they decided to bring back another show from the dead: "Melrose Place." A spokeswhore for The CW confirms to Michael Ausiello that they are indeed working on an update of MP for next fall. Sydney, crawl out of your grave, you're needed at Melrose Place.

Before I start busting nuts through my ass, I need to think about this. If they brought back the old bitches, they would have to call this shit "Melrose Retirement Community," so I'm assuming the cast will mostly be new and young whores. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm already having a hard time feeling love for the new "90210" youngins.

However, I would die and fall into Megan Lewis coma if they brought back Amanda, Kimberly and Sydney. They would have to bring back Sydney from the dead, pay Heather Locklear a shit load of cash and get Marcia Cross to leave a "respectable" acting job. Yeah, it's not going to happen.

With our luck, we'll be stuck with Jane Mancini, Jake Hanson, Taylor McBride and Billy Campbell. All the boring ones!

Why ruin a good thing? Instead, The CW should try and remake shows that never really got their shot. I'm talking about "Models Inc.," "Pacific Palisades," "CPW" and "2000 Malibu." Oh shit! 2000 Malibu Road!

Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night thinking whatever happened to Jennifer Beals' character! I mean, the show ended with her practically dying in a stairwell and we never learned her fate. And did Tuesday Knight's character ever recover from being struck by lightning?! I need answers! Bring back 2000 Malibu Road! But leave Drew Barrymore out of it. Opening credits below:

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:40am.

Wow. Craptastic. Surprised that didn't do well.

I can't believe "Tuesday Knight" got work in legitimate entertainment.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:40am.

Red must have some freakishly white or bowed up legs, maybe Hoofed feet, she's the only girl in the front all covered up.. Me must look into this.. *looks for Sherlock Holmes cap* *puts one on talking frog that I keep in pocket*

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Submitted by KD on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:37am.

I didn't know Cheryl (from According to Jim) was on Melrose Place!

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:35am.

Ugh i was never into any of these shows..maybe they should bring back saved by the bell?? NoNoNo nevermind ...Or Friends lol is it to soon???

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:31am.

hmmm - when Melrose 1st came out - I was a fan but then it just got stupid - I am sure this will be the same x 2

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:29am.

All the old bitches would be menopausing by now so they'll be extra bitchy, so yeah could work.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:29am.

Lets wear shoes that show off the ugliest part of the human anatomy and which are the equivalent to the name Ramona.
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Submitted by SickTwistedCutie on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 9:26am.

I think the new 90210 isn't good at all. They can never have what they had with the first and original show. I find that it's pretty lame and boring... melrose place will probably fall under that too, shows not to watch next fall