The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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I think she's lying about her age. She looks like she's 35.
WHORE-ifying.
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Hello, Possum!
*stares in disbelief*
Holy Dame Edna nightmare! Aren't you a little young for the purple rinse?
*pulls of a bit* *eats it* Hmmm...tastes like fairyfloss! You been hangin wif Winehouse?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Angel! Do you like my new wig?
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LOL! Where'd you get that one?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Angel! Do you like my new wig?
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 10:51pm.
I'd say Joe, Angel, TITS, Pers, IG, C Word, and others who will dislike me for forgetting them are smart and funny things about Canada. (Angel, why aren't you doing the frug on a bartop somewhere?)
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I had some lovely times with friends today...but I'm hanging about - don't worry - the festival is well underway and should reach epic proportions by Saturday night;)
PS. thanks - sorta
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Wow, rednecks really are a world-wide phenomenon.
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
I'd say Joe, Angel, TITS, Pers, IG, C Word, and others who will dislike me for forgetting them are smart and funny things about Canada. (Angel, why aren't you doing the frug on a bartop somewhere?)
Pierre and Margaret Trudeau (who just recently toured poor African villages with her DIL!)
Smart. And funny:)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:08pm.
I'm trying to think of something smart and funny about Canada, but I got nothing, send help...
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Kids in the Hall and the movie Brain Candy(??). Loved that show.
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 9:51pm.
I actually have never liked St Huberts. But I did appreciate it when they gave out colouring pencils (as you can see, the last time I went there was when I was like 8).
gah it's 2:15 here and I have to work in six hours. On top of that, the first thing I'll see upon walking in to work is Kate Moss' statue crotch...
g'night fellow c-dian
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Australia Land Mass = 7,617,930 sq km
United Kingdom Land Mass = 241,590 sq km
I'm no good at maths but maybe the UK fits into Australia 31 times?
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Ouch babe.
Canada has 9,976,140 sq km soo....the UK fits into Canada 41.3 times.
Yowsa.
thorny? Size DOES count.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
thorny dearheart, quantity of words does not equal quality - consider the houses of parliament.
you are a shining light of wrong in a milky way of wrongness.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Australia Land Mass = 7,617,930 sq km
United Kingdom Land Mass = 241,590 sq km
I'm no good at maths but maybe the UK fits into Australia 31 times?
Submitted by bisou on October 29, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I tried a new flavour before I moved to England - garlic with mounds of shredded cheese on top. it was horrifically greasy and dripping in fat, and naturally it was delicious.
Give me shit from Giant Tiger, Timmy Ho's timbits, a burger from Harvey's and the biggest poutine ever created and I'd be the happiest Canuck that ever Canucked.
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and st huberts.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
@TITS...
A football pitch is the playing surface for the game of association football made of turf. Its dimensions and markings are defined by Law 1 of the Laws of the Game, "The Field of Play".
Standard pitch measurements. Not all pitches are the same size. (Click here to see imperial version)
All line markings on the pitch form part of the area which they define. For example, a ball on or above the touchline is still on the field of play; a ball on the line of the goal area is in the goal area; and a foul committed over the 16.5 metres (18-yard) line has occurred in the penalty area. Therefore a ball must completely cross the touchline to be out of play, and a ball must wholly cross the goal line (between the goal posts) before a goal is scored; if any part of the ball is still on or above the line, the ball is still in play.
The field descriptions that apply to adult matches are described below. Note that due to the original formulation of the Laws in England and the early supremacy of the four British football associations within IFAB, the standard dimensions of a football pitch were originally expressed in imperial units. The Laws now express dimensions with approximate metric equivalents (followed by traditional units in brackets), but use of the imperial units remains common in some countries, especially in the United Kingdom.
Somebody needs to learn how to read WIKI correctly. The pitch that you refer to in cricket is the distance between the wickets which is set on a field. (Nelson laugh) HA HA... How many times does a brain cell fit into a canucks Head ? None coz they are not needed...Peace, Play nice Y'all, we be out....
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Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I tried a new flavour before I moved to England - garlic with mounds of shredded cheese on top. it was horrifically greasy and dripping in fat, and naturally it was delicious.
Give me shit from Giant Tiger, Timmy Ho's timbits, a burger from Harvey's and the biggest poutine ever created and I'd be the happiest Canuck that ever Canucked.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 9:21pm.
@SB..Your arse about face mate, then you are from down under, even the water goes down the plughole the wrong way down there. Football Pitch, Cricket field..
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heeheeheheehehhehee
we're right, you're wrong.
whaddya goin to do? invade us?
hey sandy - how many times does brittan fit into YOUR country?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 9:21pm.
@SB..Your arse about face mate, then you are from down under, even the water goes down the plughole the wrong way down there. Football Pitch, Cricket field..
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hehe - but you and me know I is really a CHAV from Luton hidin' out downunder.
I'm in stealth mode...
Submitted by bisou on October 29, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I miss Canada :( I'm craving beaver tails.
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dog yes! I used to live in Ottawa. Would eat them all warm and greasy from a shack on the canal in winter.
hard to believe that people really do skate to work there.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I miss Canada :( I'm craving beaver tails.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
@SB..Your arse about face mate, then you are from down under, even the water goes down the plughole the wrong way down there. Football Pitch, Cricket field..
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Thorny Thorny Thorny - it's a cricket pitch. Soccer field. Football field.
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I KNOW! LOLOL a pom correcting a Canadian on cricket terminology and GETTING IT WRONG bwahahahhahah I'm dying here.
what a loooooser eh? (insert nelson laugh)
mwah!
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 9:05pm.
I love the aussies most of my villainous ancestors live there. The last time the Brits backed the Canucks
was when we teamed up with the Frogs and tried to own the Northern continent of America, It didn't work out so good.
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the fire was good though eh?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Tits - I can play field hockey. I played goalkeeper in high-school. I'm a shoe-in Canuck y'all. YOU BEWDY!
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I just reflexively protected my ankles. Loved FH.
Used to play street hockey, I was goalie. One year had to play with a cricket bat. Almost took someones head off with a puck. Brills. Scored on the opposing net then they took that bat away and we got a new goalie stick.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
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Submitted by Kate 20 on October 29, 2008 - 9:08pm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is my favorite.
ME WANT THAT WIG ME WANT THAT WIG
I feel a new ZWIG coming on...
Thorny Thorny Thorny - it's a cricket pitch. Soccer field. Football field.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m """""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
@TITs..they play cricket on a field. Pitch is something you do in baseball.
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I love the aussies most of my villainous ancestors live there. The last time the Brits backed the Canucks
was when we teamed up with the Frogs and tried to own the Northern continent of America, It didn't work out so good.
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Now with value added intrestin..
Tits - I can play field hockey. I played goalkeeper in high-school. I'm a shoe-in Canuck y'all. YOU BEWDY!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Thorny is a BRIT! Since when have Brits backed the Canuck??
Which child do you hate the least Thorny? Canada or Australia?
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Twos SB.
Beaver. Pelt.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Oy aussies - Wal, dog, Cooch and Cheeky could easily be Canadian. Just replace all the cricket refs with hockey* or curling and they'd be a shoe in.
*there is a cricket pitch near my place. the shame, the shame.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Thorny is a BRIT! Since when have Brits backed the Canuck??
Which child do you hate the least Thorny? Canada or Australia?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:29am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:11am.
Que? Do you mean the vid?
Y'know 2C, we have a lot in common with the Canuck.
Don't we though? They get us. I'm starting to think that TITS is an Aussie in disguise. She said 'You bewdy' the other day, and no-one else here has used that term ever (that I know of). I'm gonna use it all the time now. It'll be great. You BEWDY!
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And I used the Canuck word "GUNT" in true context a few days ago and TITS got all choked up on it....
....Freaky....
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It's been well established that you're all a nest of thieves. Thorny back me up here.
So it's not so much that you 'get' us as you 'took' us or something.
Have you watched outrageous fortune yet?
Was just forced to watch hollowmen, i hope it improves from the first ep.
I love that show you have where the ad agencies compete. brilliant.
Sweet AS!
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Nyah TITS just coz you ain't a continent. You only one fuck away from being MERKIN!
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lmao@ TITS
and I bet you had that same blah blah face as my dog and my kid
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
What you wrote:
Southern = i.e. on the bottom of the planet.
Eastern Pacific Time. On the East side of Australia, Pacific Ocean side. As opposed to Western Australia which is on the Indian Ocean side.
What I read:
Blah = i.e. blah blah blah blah. On the blah de blah de dum de blah Australia, blah blah blah. As opposed oh fuck this is boring as shit kill me now why is she lecturing me this is like school blah blah blah.
kiss kiss
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 5:07am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:47am.
I saw your explanation for Gunt somewhere but I can't remember what it was you said. Do you think our tittays has spent some time with Aussies? Or is there something she's not telling us.
*cue music* DUH DUHN!
BTW, I have thrown bint around a LOT lately. Its winning me lots of friends :)
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I demanded some Canuck info! Those Canuck play their cards close to their chests...
I think it was Mustang Sally that posted a link to Canuck words. Gunt just jumped out at me. I can't believe that we aussies didn't invent it.
Google Gunt 2C. You won't look back. TRUST.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 29, 2008 - 4:29am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 4:11am.
Que? Do you mean the vid?
Y'know 2C, we have a lot in common with the Canuck.
Don't we though? They get us. I'm starting to think that TITS is an Aussie in disguise. She said 'You bewdy' the other day, and no-one else here has used that term ever (that I know of). I'm gonna use it all the time now. It'll be great. You BEWDY!
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And I used the Canuck word "GUNT" in true context a few days ago and TITS got all choked up on it....
....Freaky....
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
here last nite, eastern southern pacific time.
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yeah, no one here has clue one what that time zone is.
personally i think you made it up.
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Southern = i.e. on the bottom of the planet.
Eastern Pacific Time. On the East side of Australia, Pacific Ocean side. As opposed to Western Australia which is on the Indian Ocean side.
Dunno what the fuck time it was in Canada. But most of you cunts were asleep when the sexay times happened.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:37pm.
@TITS...I said Canada not England..
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Oh if I had a nickel...
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I fuckin hate Pikeys..
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@TITS...I said Canada not England..
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GYPSY WEDDING!
Not cheese. You sick fucker.
I've had this convo before with a aussie.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
here last nite, eastern southern pacific time.
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yeah, no one here has clue one what that time zone is.
personally i think you made it up.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:28pm.
a kayak for the coons?
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TITS! This is important - what does coon mean in Canuck?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Just me here sandybitchy
are we playing 'ask the canadian?'
pop quiz - what is "swiss chalet".
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A CHICKEN RESTAURANT!
What do I win?
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Nothing because you fucking cheated and looked it up on the internet.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah