The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:28pm.
@TITS...Name 3 things that is funny or even remotely interesting about Canada..
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universal health care
gun control
the queen.
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
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Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Just me here sandybitchy
are we playing 'ask the canadian?'
pop quiz - what is "swiss chalet".
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A CHICKEN RESTAURANT!
What do I win?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
For those who dipped out, there was some hot sweaty canuck on aussie sexay times goin' on here last nite, eastern southern pacific time.
Aussie and Canuck are like one.
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no Kiwi and Canuck are one. We both have 'neighbours'. We just have a totally different flag. (wtf is that all about anyway) we're talking flags here.
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a kayak for the coons?
i could paddle down i supposed. save on ferry costs.
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@TITS...Name 3 things that is funny or even remotely interesting about Canada..
@Mr,s K...Can the druids bring fluids ? Cider preffered..
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For those who dipped out, there was some hot sweaty canuck on aussie sexay times goin' on here last nite, eastern southern pacific time.
Aussie and Canuck are like one.
Just me here sandybitchy
are we playing 'ask the canadian?'
pop quiz - what is "swiss chalet".
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Jumpin Jehovah's Witnesses! Canada INVENTED funny
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you wouldn't happen to have a kayak we could use for the party?? (just for the hell of it)
@Mrs K: whatcha mean either or? gotta have sour cream AND applesauce!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Any Canuckas in da house? Real or fake Canuck will do.
With gunt or without. You bewdy.
Warm freshly made apple sauce for me please.
no shit from a jar.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
as long as he brings an awesome gift for the grab bag...
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you mis-spelt ass.
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
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Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:08pm.
I'm trying to think of something smart and funny about Canada, but I got nothing, send help...
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Jumpin Jehovah's Witnesses! Canada INVENTED funny.
You've been living in the states for too long.
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Sweet, can we sacrifice a goat..?
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lemme think about it
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:00pm.
you should try my cassoulet
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is the Latke Party still on??
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of course!
12/20...
no bigots or homophobes allowed
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Can I bring some Homo Milk? (it's a canadian thing - every canuck reading this just snickered) I'd love to smuggle some across the boarder.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:16pm
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Would a sheep do in a pinch?
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
@TITS...Muchos muchos jealoso..
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Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 8:14pm.
sour cream or applesauce?
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
@Mrs' K...Sweet, can we sacrifice a goat..?
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Jordan and that other ugly bitch with the fake tan and stretch marks needs to take a look at this and learn...
THAT is how a wedding is done!!!
Thanks MK. That made my day!!!
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:01pm.
@TITS Does your Canadian flag have a marijuana leaf on it...it should have..
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you betcha. it's broodle.
jelus hellus muchos?
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:12pm.
as long as he brings an awesome gift for the grab bag...
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yay! this is gonna be the best Latke Party EVAH!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:12pm.
@Mr's K..Pagan Heathens ok...?
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the more the merrier
and bring some Druids, too!
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Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:07pm.
of course!
12/20...
no bigots or homophobes allowed
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well, you know i'm dragging in the Heathen, but can i bring a Supremacist too? i mean, he would feel soooo at home!
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as long as he brings an awesome gift for the grab bag...
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
@Mr's K..Pagan Heathens ok...?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:07pm.
of course!
12/20...
no bigots or homophobes allowed
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well, you know i'm dragging in the Heathen, but can i bring a Supremacist too? i mean, he would feel soooo at home!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I'm trying to think of something smart and funny about Canada, but I got nothing, send help...
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Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:00pm.
you should try my cassoulet
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is the Latke Party still on??
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of course!
12/20...
no bigots or homophobes allowed
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
@Farrah...I'm in fer Latke's..
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Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Does your Canadian flag have a marijuana leaf on it...it should have..
A walleye and a beer mug?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 8:00pm.
you should try my cassoulet
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is the Latke Party still on??
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
@TITS Does your Canadian flag have a marijuana leaf on it...it should have..
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Now with value added intrestin..
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I tried the christopher walken pear chicken recipe he filmed for youtube and it was a big disappointment - kinda bland.
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you should try my cassoulet
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Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
@Farrah...♥..
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awww, let's grab one of those mustard sausages and make fun of TITS! ♥
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Thanks TITS
I love to cook!!! And eat :)
*googles swiss chalet chicken*
thorny dear, does the German version of your flag have sauerkraut instead of mustard?
'cause you know they go really well together... unlike england and, um... them.
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Dead Like Me - boom bah
@Farrah...♥..
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
mmmm cold fried chicken sandwich on white bread, toasted with oodles of mayo and some lettuce for show. yummies.
ever heard of swiss chalet chicken? just discovered I can get the powdered sauce mix for their dipping sauce here. that's a guilty pleasure.
If you like to cook - did you know there are lots of how-to cooking vids online?
I tried the christopher walken pear chicken recipe he filmed for youtube and it was a big disappointment - kinda bland.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Travellers did the paving in my family's front garden a few years ago, disintergrated straight away. They leave such a mess and don't contribute taxes. Our government is waaay too soft on them imo
Damn you tits!!!!!
Fuck I'm hungry! I'm going to make fried chicken and red rice for dinner.
I went on youtube to try to find a great recipe and found some chick that made 5 minute fried chicken...flour,egg, salt and pepper *farts*
I already knew that! Grr.
enjoy your lobster and halibut
*snickers BITCH*
lol Kidding!
Submitted by xxyxz on October 29, 2008 - 7:29pm.
LMFAO@ food porn! funniest thing I've read all say
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really? *blush*
food porn to me is any food that is more interesting than regular porn.
There used to be a cake shop in hazelton lanes in toronto that sold these choc cups - filled with choc truffle creamy fudgey stuff and the most delicious caramel in a hard choc shell. DEEEP sigh.
like that!
or a full fresh caught lobster with copious amounts of real melted butter, served on a plate in halifax harbour.
Or many many dishes ordered from primo chinese food house - take out - just for you, no sharing to eat surreptitiously in your room while watching dvds.
Thank dog for my kick ass metabolism, or I'd battle that mexican guy for his title.
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 7:24pm.
@TITS..Tis the three lions, an olde English Flag, I am, contrary to some peoples beliefs, olde and English..
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Would one buy said flag in a shoppe?
mmmm shopsys hot dogs on a poppy seed bun, tomato relish onion, celery salt and pickle... full circle! see?
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Thornhill, dear... what IS that in your avatar? hot dogs with mustard?
Food porn?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
those would be his beloved British lions...
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whoopsie. titter.
but come on, wouldn't you rather visit a country that had hoagies on it's flag than highly stylized lions? htat looks kinda faggy.
I think my own personal food flag would have poutine and a coffee on it.
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Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
LMFAO@ food porn! funniest thing I've read all say
I know... I'm a lew-sah
Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Mrs K.,
Correct...as always!
Sheeps,
Thank you. I have done nothing today but research Irish Travelers!
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Hiya Clarisse - there's this guy, named Eddie who was in about 20 episodes of a tv show all about travellers in the usa.
*COUGH*
Let me know if you need more info.... sigh.
tsk tsk tsk
sigh
tsk tsk tsk
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
@TITS..Tis the three lions, an olde English Flag, I am, contrary to some peoples beliefs, olde and English..
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Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Thornhill, dear... what IS that in your avatar? hot dogs with mustard?
Food porn?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
those would be his beloved British lions...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by starsign on October 29, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Christ that is really sad. All that money spent on THIS!
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We shouldn't dismiss out of hand the likelihood that a group of professional grifters/gypsies are actually LYING about how much this shit cost... and whether they even purchased any of it. (5 finger discounts)
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Thornhill, dear... what IS that in your avatar? hot dogs with mustard?
Food porn?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Talkin' of travelers..did anyone see that story in the Daily Mail a couple of months ago about the two traveler children who drowned on a beach in Italy?(eek or France, forget).
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You mean this? Grim.
http://www.everyonegroup.com/EveryOne/MainPage/Entries/2008/7/20_Two_chi...
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How do they decide which little girls will be princesses in 100,000$ dresses and which ones will be beggers left to drown? I read you start getting offers for your children when they are really little-3...the biggest bids going for the children of the meanest parents. So the really sweet little ones just get kicked to the curb?
Man, it was bad enough when I assumed the bimbo on the right was one of the bride's peers. To know a thirty-something woman thinks this is appropriate to wear to a wedding (hell, to wear ANYWHERE) is beyond my comprehension.
If I could get some help, I'd appreciate it if someone could rearrange my bandages so my eyes are covered. I need a nap in the worst way.