The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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Christ that is really sad. All that money spent on THIS! WTF! What is wrong with people lol? How could ANYONE think this monstrosity of a wedding (and wedding dress) is even remotely classy? What freaking planet are these people from?
Everything about these pictures screams tacky! That god awful dress, that makeup, the garter belt, the mothers outfit. Christ almighty it is just so, so, so sad.
Why, why, why? They must be taking the piss...right?
Here are more pictures of a traveller wedding.
http://www.at.artslink.co.za/~gerry/it.htm
I wonder if Bristol Palin's dress is going to stick out like this.
Can someone from the UK explain the mermaid dress theme that seems to run through all of these weddings?
Sheeps,
Well i'm a square peg myself and i drink like Peter Griffin's Irish daddy! Me and your peeps will get along fine!
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Talkin' of travelers..did anyone see that story in the Daily Mail a couple of months ago about the two traveler children who drowned on a beach in Italy?(eek or France, forget). Their bodies were covered with blankets, with their little feet sticking out and left there for several hours on the beach, to be picked up to go to the morgue. People sunbathed and frolicked around them, ignoring their corpses. They *really* don't like travelers in Europe.
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Law & Order C.I. did an episode about "Irish Travelers/Gypsies"
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Well, if you go to Ireland, I can hook you up. My fam is real square but they drink a lot. :)
Sheeps!
Actually i was planning a solo trip this year to the UK, then the USD took a shit and then i really couldn't afford the trip that i couldn't afford!
Fingers crossed for next year!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I have done nothing today but research Irish Travelers!
Well, I'd say an on-site trip is required.
Sandbitch-Shit, who is the freaky little elf in gold in the last picture? These people have done way way way too much inbreeding. I am suprised they can still walk.
The altar picture confirms they are gypsies-they get carried up in chairs or something-but the arch is usually made of flowers.
I found a link. Enjoy.
www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx?dateon...
Thornhill,
"Pikey is short for turnpike" Brilliant! Thanks!
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i spy.. with my little eye... white oprah!
Maybe they are like Scientologists and very litigious because it's weird that video can't be found. Their names can't be found on dateline or you tube.
I saw a heap of them in Barcelona trying to scam people. It always creeped me out how they used their children for their scams. But they aren't half as bad as the people I've seen in Bangkok who buy kids in the country side, chop off their limbs, and then make them beg b/c they get more sympathy. Gypsies tend not to make it down here as it's tough to flee NZ/no borders with other countries/and we're small, they'd stand out and be easily found, I'd guess.
Someone find the video...please....Does this ho remind anyone else of Jordan? Same colour skin.
@Mrs K...It was a pre-Vadge movie, of course it was good.
@Clarisse..Pikey is short for turnpike, which is where they spend most of their lives..
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Submitted by Thornhill on October 29, 2008 - 5:59pm.
@Mrs.K...Brad Pitt played a Pikey in Guy Richie's "Snatch", very well might add...
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Travellers refer to themselves as "Pavees", whereas some English people often refer to them with the derogatory terms "Pikeys", "Gypos" or "Jidders".
(i didn't know what a Pikey was when El B said it earlier)
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@Mrs.K...Brad Pitt played a Pikey in Guy Richie's "Snatch", very well might add...
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Mrs K.,
Correct...as always!
Sheeps,
Thank you. I have done nothing today but research Irish Travelers!
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If I am not mistaken, and I might be, the Johhny Depp character in Chocolat was a "traveller."
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Gypsies! This is what years of ripping off old ladies can do for you. But don't think it can ever give you taste.
I can't find the video on Dateline of them parading around their children, but damn, I'd like to.
I did find this transcript...it goes a long way to explaining the wedding dress and Dad being so proud.
MONEY AND MARRIAGES
One night the main drag of Murphy Village was jammed with shiny new trucks and girls gussied up for a dance. They call it looping, part of an old-fashioned mating ritual.
“For instance, whenever you’re a teenager, you’re not allowed to date. You don’t date,” says Irish Traveler Wanda Mary Normile.
Wanda Mary helped us understand what we were seeing on a Murphy Village home video.
“She’ll like, do a model walk down the runway, you know,” says Wanda Mary. “And turn around and show off her dress. She’ll change two or three times, you know and show off her clothes and her body — what she looks like.”
Murphy Village Travelers dress their preschoolers — kids as young as five to six years old — in sequined designer gowns. They put makeup on their toddlers.
“They’re taught to dance early in very voluptuous ways that you wouldn’t have your little girl you know, to touch themselves, to rub themselves, to move, to get attention,” says Patsy Hart, one of few outsiders to marry an Irish Traveler in Murphy Village.
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/showthread.php?t=21737
PLEASE someone find a link to this video.
Fucking pikey's...
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MICHAEL K WE NEED TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF THIS HOT MESS!!!!!!!! PLEASE FIND & POST!
There is something very Dina Lohan-ish about mom's face.
"It's too much to process."--MK
The wedding planner flew directly from the UK to Anchorage to assist in the Johnston-Palin nuptials. GuyRex was slated to do the dress design but when the RNC saw Missy Quinn's fabulous different sex wedding they knew they had to have him.
Why is Missy's mom wearing a bra over her dress?
Why does Missy look like Julie Masking?
Just in general..why??
"It's too much to process."--MK
Well, good to see that America isn't the only place with trashy people in it.
Good god.... that is just wrong..... seriously... WTF is the mother wearing?
And how whored up is the "virgin" daughter? BLEH
Sheeps that was berry fweet ub you.
*pets your avie*
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Im too sexy for the middle of my dress
Too sexy for the middle of my dress
You bery funny.
That bitch stole my wedding dress.
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LOL! Her mom looks like a mermaid.
This is a cool thread. Inneresting.
Submitted by You Knew Who on October 29, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I hate travellers. They are always camping out on green spaces or on the side of the motorway and when they leave it costs the county hundreds of thousands of pound to clean up their shit and mess. They also make a habit of leaving behind there sick, unwanted and uncared for animals. They make their living by ripping off senior citizens with beat paving jobs and home improvements that last two seconds after they break camp. Plus they demand that where ever they travel the local councils should give them FREE land to camp on.
Fucking parasites.
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They were on Law and Order, once. Immigrants...but second and third generation. Freaky shit.
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Hey thanks C word,letme gonna see that exquicite taste!!
Makes me wanna go watch Snatch.
"What the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no wheels for?!"
Oh also, Alton Towers is a good time....
I hate travellers. They are always camping out on green spaces or on the side of the motorway and when they leave it costs the county hundreds of thousands of pound to clean up their shit and mess. They also make a habit of leaving behind there sick, unwanted and uncared for animals. They make their living by ripping off senior citizens with beat paving jobs and home improvements that last two seconds after they break camp. Plus they demand that where ever they travel the local councils should give them FREE land to camp on.
Fucking parasites.
Now THAT is bad taste.
She IS wearing a bra! WTF?
If they put their dresses together - they have ONE WHOLE DRESS. They were skimping!
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Is it just me or is her mum a total ringer for Mariah (Mimi)? And that stuff in the groom's hair is confetti, which is what they throw in the UK instead of rice. The bride's dad looks like Todd Field, so, not hot.
And haven't any of you bitches watched now-canceled TV show "The Riches?" This is totally how the Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver characters lived their lives, only in the US instead of the UK. They too were like 36 and their kids were in their late teens/early '20s. It was bizarre. I think Travelers are mostly Irish, too, not Eastern European.
PIKEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Father does driveways! Hahahahaha- THIEVING PIKEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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Fuckin gypsies.
Romani doesn't mean they are from Romania. It has nothing to do with Romania.
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I would imagine that Daddy does a wee bit more than pave people's driveways.... say deal a whole load of drugs perhaps? My mum's old hairdresser - a very glam girl and not at all pikey - had an amazing, no-expense spared extravagant wedding including a honeymoon in Thailand and enormous diamidn engagement ring all paid for by her dad. He later went to prison for a few years for being a major drug dealer - my mum was shocked! But you know he broke the first rule of the drug dealer, don't flash your cash in too obvious a way - the popo will notice!
This shit is going on and we're worried about same sex marriages? How about a referendum that the bride & groom's collective IQ has to add up to at least 60 before they're allowed to marry? Or procreate, for that matter?
A kid would be safer with Amy Winehouse than these two.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
WTF???????? Looks like a whore wedding! Funny shit!!! Goes to show you theres trash everywhere!!!
Submitted by NonnyMouse on October 29, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Uh, yeah. You just slammed an entire culture. Good job there.
Look up the Irish Travellers. This is how they get married.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 29, 2008 - 12:10pm.
BTW-Is every chik in GB swingin' DD's?
I know. I see all of these articles and um, feel a little short changed (Checks inside shirt, adjusts rolled tube socks).