The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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Travellers are the scum of society there, right? Those fuckers are pick pockets and shit. Gypsy kind of deal?
Where's the resident Brit D Listers to clear this up:)
Missy's just carrying on a old family tradition. In "traveler's" terms "laying asphalt" is code for ripping off little old ladies. They don't go to high school because fortune telling isn't taught there. 16 is a little old in that culture to be getting married. For a biased education in Irish Travelers watch "The Riches".
Wasn't there post some time ago about an expensive traveler (is that the right word?) wedding on Dlisted? Or am I just imagining it? How do they afford it?
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt? Everything about this story...and those pictures is so damn wrong. Help the UK, Lord. I hope these two are sterile.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Missy looking like a worn out whore at 16: Priceless
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Uh, yeah. You just slammed an entire culture. Good job there.
Look up the Irish Travellers. This is how they get married.
I am speechless. This is forty kinds of fucked up.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Travelling people in the UK have a bad name, camping on other people's land, leaving mess etc. I think there are two distinct groups of travelling people, the Romanys and the Irish "Tinkers". With a surname like Quinn, I'll guess she is the latter. They have quite a fascinating culture... also tend to be very well off!!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Same culture, different country.
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Sheeps!
Thanks for the link! Now i have "Little Beggerman" stuck in my head...
I am a little beggarman and begging I have been
For three score or more in this little isle of green
I'm known from the Liffey down to Segue
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
Of all the trade's that's going, sure begging is the best
For when a man is tired, he can sit down and rest
He can beg for his dinner, he has nothing else to do
Only cut around the corner with his old rig-a-doo
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Pardon me but this is great. These peeps are the example I use when I'm in one of those "social situations" where some dumb ass throws up some racial b.s. and spoils an otherwise good time. I tell them they know they some of these folks somewhere in their family, everybody does.
That being said, I'm all for socializing with mom and the bride, ahem...
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She's a traveller...like on The Riches? That kind of traveller?
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
btw are you sure that girls 16 o______o
omg her face looks like plastic o_O lawl the whole family look like their on something XD man. wish i coulda witnessed this train wreck
She looks like Katie Price/Jordan..I didn't think there were so many tacky people in the UK...
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Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:06pm.
hey you!
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What?! I mean the "happy" thread;)
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American "white trash" are their descendants. They probably made all that money ripping people off for their home repair jobs like they do in South Carolina. If anyone can find that Dateline NBC story about them where they put the little girls on parade please post a link. It was so shocking I almost believe that I imagined the whole thing.
Hey Clarisse: Here's something on the origins and social conditions of Irish tinkers:
http://www.irish-society.org/Hedgemaster%20Archives/travelers.htm
Wow...there are no words to describe this chola, gypsy, trannylicious, 2 dollar mess. And that girl aint no virgin. What do virgins know about half shirts, belly button rings, 6 inch stripper shoes, and bejweled mini skirts..oh my bad, I forgot this what Brintey Spears at one point. Nevermind, carry on.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 29, 2008 - 1:06pm.
hey you!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Im too sexy for the middle of my dress
Too sexy for the middle of my dress
So sexy the middle of the dress was not necessary!
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Im too sexy for the middle of my dress
Too sexy for the middle of my dress
So sexy the middle of the dress was not necessary!
Im a model
You know what i mean?
And i do a big turn on the CATWALK!
Yes on the cat walk!
Im too sexy for the middle part of my dress on the CATWALK!
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ORANGE TRASH....joey is dying here!!!! I want more pictures!!! Do you think she had a cake that looked exactly like her? Or do the gypsies have a different 'style'? Would it still be called Ghetto?
Damn, sometimes being whitebread makes it so difficult to understand other 'cultures'.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 29, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I thought they were "Rovers"?
Maybe that too? I'm just going on what my relies called them, but they're from the boonies. "Tinkers" sounds old-fashioned.
Sheeps,
I thought they were "Rovers"?
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Wow. That's an ugly ass stomach. Sixteen? Virgin? Bullshit! She's got the stomach of a 50 year old woman who's spat out ten kids. The face is ugly as sin too. For a second I thought it was a white Mel B.
She probably has a little vial of chicken blood tucked into her bouquet to spread on the sheets so she can display the proof of her virginity in the morning.
In Ireland, they call these guys tinkerers, I think cause they do metalwork in the towns they pass through. It seems like they're always camped on some lovely beach strand.
So Daddy has 2 more years to save £100,000 for her next klassy wedding.
It's normal for gypsies/travellers to have very lavish weddings like this, and to marry young (the women must be virgins too *eyeroll*). They have a very self-contained culture though, and don't marry 'outsiders' often.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on October 29, 2008 - 11:34am.
These guys are Romani. Better known as Gypsies. Paving driveways is an M.O.
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Probably a Gypsy family, but they're not Romanian. Somebody from Romania would be highly insulted if they're compared with Gypsies. I've had a stern 20min lecture about the differences between the two cultures.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_people
It should be noted Gypsyies/Roma are not a related ethnic group (they started to emigrate from Indian subcontinent in the early 11th century, see History of the Romani people). Furthermore, a poll conducted in December 2007 showed that 76% of the Romanians consider that the foreigners are confusing the term Roma/Romani with Romanian and 52% consider that gypsies must be called again by their original name and not "Roma or other derivations of this term".[45]
In the words of the Great Michael Kors: "She's POOPING fabric!"
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So nice of her to lend her elegant dress to Beth Stern, bride of Frankenstein.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 29, 2008 - 11:57am.
Wow, I thought white trash only existed in America.
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Technically, the bride and the mother are orange trash...
The mother of the bride looks like MiMi.
Further proof that the British are nowhere near as classy as they think.
She should have saved some of that dough for her grill, cuz I am sure its as busted as her hamhock thighs!
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Submitted by luckycharms on October 29, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Actually, they probably really are Gypsies. There's a ton of them in mainland Europe and a decent amount in the UK. Their traveling wagon are called caravans
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The page flipped, but that's how my friend grew up. She's a little demanding, that's true - but otherwise totally normal. I mentioned, too, that she has a very close family. It always seemed sweet to me.
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Submitted by TITS on October 29, 2008 - 11:39am.
Funny. I was expecting to see a 'thanks tits' at the bottom of the post for my having sent it to mk yesterday.
pfft.
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To be fair, I think he got a little overexcited. I'll say it: Thanks, TITS:)
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Actually, they probably really are Gypsies. There's a ton of them in mainland Europe and a decent amount in the UK. Their traveling wagon are called caravans and they like to travel around doing random work such and paving driveway and painting houses. Plus they look like gypsies. How they got their hands on 100,000 pounds sounds a little shady, though
Momma looks like WHITE OPRAH!
It doesn't take much for a tiny island to go horribly wrong..
Let's get this straight, we have Jordan, Lord of the Skanks Hilton and this little tart wandering the streets?
Maybe this is the government masterplan to deter illegal immigrants sneaking in? I am sure that no matter what hardships you are coming from, they might seem rather trivial when you consider your daughter might turn out like any of the above.
That being said, I would go for a 2 for 1 deal with the church for a wedding at 11am and funeral at 2pm. My daughter wouldn't live through the day should she choose to wear something like this and swing a bill for 100k in my direction. Instant death.
* and I thought RV was the fancy word for caravan? ;)
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Is she wearing exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection?! I think she is!
"travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV"
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"But the youngster already knows what she wants to do for a career. “I want to spend my days applying make-up and styling my hair. I want to get into glamour modelling. I don’t know if Thomas will like it, but that’s his problem,” she says."
I'll be looking for her in my next Sears, TJ Max, and Filene's Basement Spring Magazines.
But seriously, I'm sure she'll be huge in the remnants of the old Soviet Bloc countries. I mean, Jessica Simpson is, isn't she?
OH NO! Tooo sexy! To much sexxxxxay for mah eye holes!
ha ha ha ha ah!
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BTW-Is every chik in GB swingin' DD's?
How sad that a lower class, blue collar, worker used $200,000 of his hard earned money on ANY wedding, let alone one that looks like this.
There are no words.
Trailer park culture is universal!
Look at 'dis ho'!
Spoiled bitch of a child.
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putsomestankonit you can marry in the UK at 16 with your parents consent or at 18 without it.