The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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The groom looks a lot like dad.
@Tits...I feel your pain, it has happen to me before.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 29, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Sorry didn't mean to double post.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
How come her garter is bigger than her skirt?
KNEEL BEFORE CHRIST!!!--Peter Griffin
I didn't know Mariah Carey was her bridesmaid!
Quote:
“Thomas might expect me to cook and clean, but I’m not going to. He can look after me as far as I’m concerned!”
Yup they are off to a great start!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
By the way, the Bride's maturity level is hilarious, yet frightening:
“Thomas might expect me to cook and clean, but I’m not going to. He can look after me as far as I’m concerned!"
Yep, this marriage is SO going to work out.
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx...
I saw this program on Travelers, American style. They had a home base in S.C. and basically cruised the country ripping off people who thought they were getting some paving or roofing done.
But the really effed up part was they would dress little girls up like street ho's and parade them around for older guys to pitch tents for. Real disturbing stuff,
I grew up in SC where there is a community of "travelers"...Very shady group...And they look very similar to these folks..Pimping their daughters out at a very young age...ALOT of inbreeding going on! Quite disgusting!
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So the 40yr old hooker in the two piece "gown" and the mariah look alike with her underwear on the outside aren't just camping it up for halloween?
holy sweet merciful fuck that's 20lbs of fug in a 5lb bag.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
everytime I click on a link on Dlisted my computer gets attacked.
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Wow, I thought white trash only existed in America.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by The C word on October 29, 2008 - 11:46am.
On behalf of MK, here ya go:
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx...
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The fugliness is beyond belief. Trashtastic.
I suppose it would be height of foolishness to suggest all the money they spend on this wedding could have been put towards a HUGE down payment on a house? Fuck, they prolly could have bought a house outright with that cash.
Dear God, it is really the Riches!!!! Gypsies, tramps and thieves.....
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
If I remember correctly in the UK 16 is an accetable age for marriage and for dating someone older.
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Submitted by Flatsy on October 29, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by The C word on October 29, 2008 - 11:46am.
I couldn't resist either and had to see more.
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LOL, I know, I was already looking for more when mimi posted....
I've never seen anything like it, but something tells me I should pack up my bedazzler and head to the UK! :D
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Fuuuuuudge!! (only, i didn't say "Fudge")
I thought i had worn some of the ugliest bride-maid dresses ever made, but I WAS WRONG!!!
Trashtastic!!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Submitted by The C word on October 29, 2008 - 11:46am.
I couldn't resist either and had to see more.
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She's flat and that's that!
The apple doesn't fall far from the chichi tree.....
" I think there will be times I’ll miss my parents, but they’re in the same caravan park so I can always visit, says Missy." Hahahahahahahah
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More wedding pics-
(the bridesmaids look especially colorful!)
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx...
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She's flat and that's that!
Are they like those people from The Riches or whatever that was called? Where they just steal money and scam people? And how was that wedding so much money? And why is it legal to get married at such a young age? My wedding budget is only $20,00..Im poor huh?? =(
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Submitted by mimi on October 29, 2008 - 11:43am.
MK, please get more pics of this lovely wedding... you know, im planning my wed...
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On behalf of MK, here ya go:
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx...
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
looks like an even more busted mariah Carey and Christina Aguleria...
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
Wait a minute. Is that Mariah Carey in the "mother of the bride" dress?
After reading the first paragraph I knew they were "Travelers". They do this kind of obnoxious wedding crap all of the time, as someone below mentioned. How does social services not have a warrant out for the parents of a kid that hasn't been registered in any school since age 9?
Is that Mariah Carey standing next to the bride? And why is she wearing her bra outside her dress?
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So, the bride and her mom are strippers?
And I'm creeped out that the groom looking a little too much like his father-in-law.
MK, please get more pics of this lovely wedding... you know, im planning my wed...
It' stories like this one that keeps me coming back to DListed.
Hope they had a prenup.
BAH! That dad is no Wayne Malloy!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
My own marriages involved such modest and traditional wedding dresses. But then, I never married a woman with breasts the size of cantalopes either--in particular the maid of honor.
After 20 years, those EEE cups start looking like my avatar. ;)
I think Missy and Thomas are from the Traveller community. It's not unheard of for a traveller to marry this young sometimes!
There was a programme on TV here a few months ago and well, Around the same age too! The brides dress was so big, had so many layers on it, she had to be physically forced into the limo, as she couldn't move by herself! Missy and Thomas's do, was a tasteful one in comparison. lol. I hope they're travellers, or Jordan's got alot to answer for!
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ashleighbc on October 29, 2008 - 11:33am.
this is in the UK? are you sure you didn't mean new jersey?
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PS: I feel like watching 'snatch' now
Funny. I was expecting to see a 'thanks tits' at the bottom of the post for my having sent it to mk yesterday.
pfft.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I love it she looks like a tranny ompah lompah :)
The travelling community here in the UK are known for their totally classy take on weddings.
ITV featured a travellers wedding on Britain's youngest brides and it was an extravaganza of bad taste... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2007/08/09/to-chav-and-to-hold-...
my coffee is still brewing....it is too early to see that mess!
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I like to see you boogie right across the floor
I like to do it to you til you holla for more
- Stevie Wonder "Boogie On Reggae Woman"
I can't help but notice that when people give their kids names best reserved for cats or strippers, there's bound to be trouble.
And they call it Pikey looooveeeee.....
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"I vant to suck your blood!"
Happy Hour- You're right!!! I overlooked those huge boulders of plastic chest flesh!
That's actually a great price on the crystal bouquet...do YOU even KNOW
what a crystal rock costs these days? FUCK, forget about a whole bouquet.
The dad is rather hot...
He could park his caravan in my garage any day.
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Sometimes, you just need a "Fuck it" Day.
These guys are Romani. Better known as Gypsies. Paving driveways is an M.O. And I'd like to know how the fuck he made that kind of money paving driveways to be able to afford his daughter's oh so classy wedding. Ya, probably sending out all the women in his family to beg. Or steal.
16 year old?? she looks like she had 5 or 6 c-sections, and that dress... i think amanda lepore is less classy than little missy..
This is actually completely disgusting to me.
Her parents should be shot.
And oh my holy fucking trash!
Someone has actually out trashed the Spears family.
Fab dress, but a caravan is not quite a trailer, Gypsies or Romanies are travellers who live in caravans and in their communities travel from place to place til they get kicked out. They have their own cultural traditions and folklore, but many have turned chav now.
I'm just a girl from a trailerpark who had a dream
this is in the UK? are you sure you didn't mean new jersey?
Actually, yeah, the dad really isn't bad looking.
And it DOES look like dude has tampon bits in his hair.
While I am probably leaning toward them getting a very early divorce, girl's parents did marry just as early and somehow managed to stay together.
This is beyond Chavtastic.
I know I already asked this, but this IS a joke, right?
Truth is stranger than fiction.