The Most Elegant Bride In The World
Meet the lovely and demure Missy Quinn of the UK. The barely 16-year-old pure virgin is a newlywed after marrying her 17-year-old prince charming in a fairytale wedding. A fairytale wedding that cost her father £100,000. Well, it does take a lot of money to put together a classy affair like this one.
Before I tell you about the wedding of the year, let's find out how the romance of our time transpired. Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV." Missy first met her groom, Thomas, at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13. She probably knew he was the one when he stroked her hair while she gave him a blow job on one of the rides. That's true love.
Missy and Thomas kept their romance going even though he lived in one place while she drove around the country with her traveller family. Missy's 33-year-old mother, Theresa (who got married when she was 16), said she was surprised when they told her of their plans to wed, but she was okay with it because they are "madly in love." Translation: he didn't pull out in time and Missy's knocked up.
Missy's 35-year-old father Simon paves driveways for a living, but he's been saving up for his princess' special day and said the "wedding was worth every penny." That's funny, because it looks like it cost a penny! Here's how some of the £100,000 was spent:
Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000
Simon also paid for hotels, a rented Rolls-Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Many of the guests wore glamorous outfits made of feathers and crystals. Several girls as young as 9 walked around wearing bra tops, high heels and make-up.
£16,000 for Missy's wedding dress? Somebody got ripped off.... I'm sure there's a hooker somewhere who is wearing a dress just like Missy's and would've gladly handed it over for half a crack rock.
The only thing I have to say about this wedding is that I really fucking wish I was a guest! I hope they captured every precious moment on film and plan on releasing it in porn theaters everywhere! Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on....
Congrats to Missy and Thomas! May the next 6-months together be filled with many creampies and police visits. I say 6-months, because that's how long they are going to last.
Here's a few more pictures of "16-year-old" Missy in her stunning dress and with her new husband and her parents. Does her husband have fucking tampon bits in his hair?! And I hate to admit it, but her father is kind of hot. I'm a sucker for Color Me Badd facial hair.
Source: Daily Mail
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Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan.
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Shiloh, here's your future.
Forget the dress.. did you see the mom's gigantic bobbies? I think that's the real reason MK posted this.
And I don't think that the last thumbnail w/ the lil extra middle part is on purpose..I think the groom is trying to cover her tummy.. Embarassment.. !! I think you can kind of see his arm holding that thing..
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Yeah,, The bride totally stuffs her bra.. Sorry to be a downer.. *giggles*
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and these are the people that get to procreate
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"Instead of the first dance, they did the first 69 as a married couple. Instead of throwing rice, they threw morning-after pills. Hah. I can go on and on..."
PLEASE do! lol
O and - the mom's tacky as fuck too but she is 'kinda, sorta, maybe'pretty
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That looks like a Showgirls wedding.
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umm..did someone forget to tell the maid of honor that she needs to put her top back on. HER FUCKING BRA is showing.
That's girl looks to me that life has given her a BEAT DOWN. Jesus...the little girl looks ROUGH.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Fuck Me. I must have a pair of those fancy luuuking arm warmers.. in Every color ever made! Please!!
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The wedding dress would have cost more but they scrimped on the cummerbund.
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Tennessee:
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KD, she DID cover that sh*t up! Don't you see that tasteful star jewel there? Only the classiest of ladies would have been that considerate.
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**
We need more pics of this shit - hello - crystal bouquet, people!
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How on earth do you "out-trash" the Spears family???
They deserve an award. A medal. A spay and neuter.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
I guess the 'dog years' illness is more contageous that we thought.
16 and looks like this = woah
16, looks like this AND married? = WHAT THE FUCK?
People are crazier by the minute
Oh, and Mariah looks fab in that mint green gown thing.
Quote MK "she travels around with her family in a caravan. I guess that's a fancy British word for "trailer" or "RV."
LMAO! Caravans are usually complete dives. MK get an education lol
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 29, 2008 - 11:16am.
MK dammit! Everytime you post I lose my comment and get kicked off! It says 'internet explorer is having a problem and you may lose any unsaved data.' GRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I hear you Mel-Tang. I've been trying for months to get my account activated for the forums. No go. I don't get it. Is the forums just for MK's superpals or for everyone? I've given up. Anyone know of any cool forum type places to hang out? :) Thanks!
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Maid of Honor is wearing a BRA!! yeah a BRA.. And the Groom has toilet paper tied up in his hair!! nothing spells class like recycled TP.. well that's my motto.. Live by it, and see how your life changes..
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Oooo another chavs-on-parade wedding from hell.
She looks like a chorus girl [well that's nicer than a hooker right?] who spent too much time in the tanning booth.
And is that her fucking mother? Damn. I see where she gets her fashion sense from.
It's bad but I don't think anything will ever top that orange glow organza chav mess you posted last year MK. Remember that ugly bitch with the dress she couldn't fit into the limo sideways? And the chav circus her wedding guests created? Holy sweet merciful fuck that was a special kind of ugly.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Are these people travelers (like the Riches on tv)? Tacky shit and they aren't a very popular group, from what I've heard.
Big deal, I plan on getting married naked, spread eagle. No but seriously, that bitch is 16....in dog years.
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lol... Oh MK....
Missy Lou Who!! How are you feeling my dear!!! I emailed you, and I will count to 14 (that's is really high) and I want a reply from you!! one, two... ....
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Klassy. There right up thur wif the Spears famuly.
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Her Stomach is Beautiful.. *stays mesmerized* *licks screen* And Bitch got a new trailer.. Now that is a wedding day from HEAVEN!!
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What an enchanting bride. She combines the grace of Audrey Hepburn with the glamour of a young Lauren Bacall.
It's as if Britain is being treated to another wedding of Princess Di.
That dress did not cost that much.
This HAS to be a joke.
You couldn't make this up!!!!!!! Hilarious shit, love it !!!!
Hollywood folks, shame on you for not thinkin this up before Missy Quinn!! Losers :P
see that h8terz?!?!?!
Im wicked HAWT!!!
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And people think Americans are tacky, classless losers...
The bride EASILY looks twice her age. Damn!
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That's what I wanna get married in!
"Missy, who hasn't been in school since she was 9, travels around with her family in a caravan."
Weirdly, I have a friend who grew up this way in the UK. She's a set dresser and stylist now *shrugs*. She loves her family and visits often - it can't be that bad.
MK - do you love these hos or what? I haven't seen a post this long since that award show lol.
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16?? Yeah, I'm sure they are so "in love". This marriage will last 2 years, tops.
Has she had a kid or 2 already? Because that belly fat looks like it. Cover that sh*t up!