Cloris Was Robbed!
The Lucille Ball of reality dance shows was given her walking stumbling papers last night from that one show featuring half-nekkid has-beens dry bumping on ballroom dancers. Some H8RS have been waiting for this moment including that fake bitch Carrie Ann!
On Monday's show, Carrie Ann basically said that Cloris needs to go. And then after her elimination last night, Carrie Ann said she loved her! Carrie Ann, please go choke on CHERYL BURKE'S mop head and stop faking your love for Cloris!
Anyway, Cloris doesn't need that dollar store trophy! After she downs a couple of Thunderbird and Metamucils (she's hardcore like that), she's off to Berlin to start shooting "Inglourious Basterds" with Brad Pitt. Once she's done with that, she might play Frau Blücher in "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway. Cloris really wanted the role when the show first opened on Broadway, but producers thought she would die during the run, so they rejected her memaw ass. Cloris told OK!, "Mel Brooks wants me to come back to Broadway and take over my role in the musical Young Frankenstein. We’ll talk about that and figure it out.”
Now that front-runner (HA!) Cloris is out of the way, that pretty much means Brooke Burke is going to win this crap. Yawnsville. America has forgotten that this is TV show and not a fucking dance contest! Vote for the hot bitches not the dumb whores who can dance. Who cares about that!?
I'm also sad to see Cloris go, because that means I probably won't be typing her name as much. My dyslexic ass has accidentially typed "clitoris" instead of "Cloris" on numerous occasions. Oddly enough, typing the word "clitoris" kind of gives me a tingle down there.
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
Is ol' bitch wearing a gold teef?!??
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
holy hell, I coulda swore that was Madonna!
Carrie Ann is a cunt.
Submitted by snakefeet222 on October 29, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Cloris was not robbed.
Brooke Burke has the hottest body in the world and deserves to win.
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not true
*I* have the hottest body in the world and *I* deserve to win.
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Cloris was not robbed.
Brooke Burke has the hottest body in the world and deserves to win.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Only if you claim to have eyes in the back of your head when in that position.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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I think I'm in a better position to comment on the state of Aussie cacti then you.
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"Once she's done with that, she might play Frau Blücher in "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway. Cloris really wanted the role when the show first opened on Broadway, but producers thought she would die during the run, so they rejected her memaw ass."
She should tell Mel Brooks to kiss her memaw ass, too late loser! She didn't die on DWTS but Young Frankenstein has been dying a slow death on B'way!
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I'm pretty sure no Aussie sheep farmer has a 24" cactus.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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No you're right. They can also be used for dag removal. You just *pray* that the person poised at your hind end with a 24 inch cactus in his hand doesn't startle easily.
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I just like the end of that Beastie Boys song when he says DORIS THE FINKASAURUS!
That rhymes with Cloris!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
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I know that Clorox is a bleach. I don't think of a clitoris when I see that name (like MK). My thoughts run to scrubbing out the toilet. Charming.
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I was just informed the mouth wash is Lavoris! LOL!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 4:28pm.
An Aussie cactus? Cuz they don't stop with currying...
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 3:52pm
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I hear the sound of a sheep being curried with a cactus.
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hmmm why take this show so seriously??!!Its a show, like I said yesterday the Entertainment is gone now Cloris is out. She may not be a good dancer, if u want to see a good dancer then bring good proffesional dancers.
Coma Caca!!
Am I the only one who believes that the music director on that show is a dumb ass?
why the hell do the play music that does not go with the dances they are supposed to perform? For example, they announce they are dancing the mambo and the music playing is some dumb pop shit, not real mambo music...that annoys the hell out of me and no wonder the dances look so disjointed overall. I can never watch that show for more than 2 minutes for that very reason. Play the right music!
Why does Chloris look like Li'l Wayne here?
"It's too much to process."--MK
I feel slightly lazy when I see clips of Cloris ballroom dancing.
Octogenarians can rock too!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I agree with you Sparkys but Carrie Ann didnt have to be a bitch about it. just give her the five, dont be mean about it.
Joe, Im here for you!
I would never taze you bro!
ha ha ha Im ridiculous today!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 3:51pm.
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Lolo darling you are my reality Wikinator; Thank you.
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Yeah Maksim is all Russian but Im just chillin.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 3:34pm.
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Who's Maksim?
A Russian dancer. A Russian dancer.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:49pm.
He is a sexy dancer.
He's dancing for money.
Dancing with STARS fo money!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 3:34pm.
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Who's Maksim?
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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Who's Maksim?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:11pm.
In 20 words or less, why does MK despise this Cheryl Burke person so much?
MK is jelly that she gets sexay times with Maksim, AC Slater, etc.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Oh sorry Joe! ha ha ha ha
Its cold out and i cant count when im wearing shoes my love!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 29, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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Hahahahaha thanks Lolo! But I should point out that you exceeded your 20 word limit. (kiddin')
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 29, 2008 - 3:11pm.
In 20 words or less, why does MK despise this Cheryl Burke person so much?
Her noggin, Joe. Her noggin has issues of fugnation that can not be cured.
The hair, the face, and the words that come out of mouth are all very, very hard to stomach.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
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I know that Clorox is a bleach. I don't think of a clitoris when I see that name (like MK). My thoughts run to scrubbing out the toilet. Charming.
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I love when people use the term "down there"!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Cloris is a mouthwash, isn't it? Huh?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
In 20 words or less, why does MK despise this Cheryl Burke person so much?
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At first look, I thought Cloris was meant to be dressed up as a pirate. Arrrr.
Carrie Ann said what all of us were thinking. It was that Sanjaya thingy...why should Cloris stay while others, more talented, went bye-bye? Half the time, I could see Cloris couldn't understand what anyone was saying...Corky was her interpreter. Cloris was too busy mugging for the camera, sticking her nose into everyone else's interview. At first, she was an inspiration but after awhile, it was her time to fade out. And even then, she promises to stick around. It's a good show; fun, upbeat.
I'm not as sad to see Cloris go as I am happy to see that creepy freek Corky go! When ever he looks into the camera with his crazy child molestor eyes, clutching on to cloris as she franticly tries to get away, I just wanna run away! Now all I need is for Lance "I'm gayer than you are" Bass to go home.
i was relieved to see cloris go
susan luccy/i needs to go next
if lance/cody/burke wins, i'll be a happy camper
I believe the PC term for MK's new fondness is 'gayelle.'
Anyway, I will not be watching this stupid show now that Cloris is off.
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Finally someone brings up how Carrie Ann slammed Chloris on Monday night. I was so upset about it. I lost what respect I had left for her. And when she said she loved Chloris, yeah thats nice but its still not an apology. And Chloris let her off too easy by telling her she knew she didnt mean what she said. Yes Chloris was not good, but I know I looked foward to seeing her dance for the fun of it. 82 years old and she showed up and gave it her all. Not sure I can do that. Thanks DListed, and please dont let this be then end of it. Carrie Ann needs to go. Dlisted, your still the best.
Cloris was the best thing to happen to that boring ass show. Now that the entertainment aspect of it is gone, who cares who wins. I stopped watching reality show crap years ago, I only watched this because Cloris gave the show an edge, luckily now that she's off, I can go back to boycotting that crap.
Submitted by TOPANGA - "...am I the only one who loathed going to visit the nursing homes with your class on the holidays?! Hated it!"
You're not the only one. I would always have to stand in the back because just looking at all those little old faces, and the sheer and simple joy we brought them simply by being there, always made me blubber.
MK said clitoris!
and that made ME tingle.
*giggles*
I want to make a version of that game Hungry Hungry Hippos but have big fleshy women and mens instead of the hippos and they try to gobble up all kinds of tiny penises and vaginas instead of those boring marbles like the real game has.
Id call it Horny Horny Hippos.
Or Horny Horny Whores or something fantastic like that.
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Thank God Cloris is leaving. Watching her dance was like watching your granmother gyrate with all the other pepaws and memaws at the nursing home on visitors day. Not a good sight. And on a side note...am I the only one who loathed going to visit the nursing homes with your class on the holidays?! Hated it!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Cloris for Hot Slut of the Month.
She deserves some kind of prize.
Poor Cloris - she was such a laugh to that dull show. I really hope Botoxed Brooke does not win, or Mophead. (my bro-in-law is in love with Mophead. eeewww! Eeeeewww!!)
I'm hoping Lance or Warren win.
MK i love you, but dear, Cloris needed to go. but look at the bright side, maybe something will 'happen' to Cheryl Burke, and Cloris can come back and replace her!
Cloris will be back! She's the Grand Marshall of the Rose Parade, New Years Day, 2009!
You can bet the crowds along Colorado Blvd will be cheering wildly as she passes by.
As long as Kardashian was humiliated by getting her fat ass kicked by an 80 yr old, I couldn;t give a shit what happens now.
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I like to see you boogie right across the floor
I like to do it to you til you holla for more
- Stevie Wonder "Boogie On Reggae Woman"