Wednesday, October 29th 2008
Slutty & Sluttier
Katie Price was once again out in London today whoring out her line of hair vibrators, pube irons and dirt star dryers.
Katie was obviously getting into the Halloween early spirit by wearing this fugly shit out in public. On the right side, she looks like a broke down go-go dancer on the missing episode of "The Jetsons." You know, the one where Judy is forced to dance topless at a strip club to bail Rosie out of jail after she was wrongfully accused of child touching Elroy. Katie played her nemesis. On the left side, she looks like Jem's slow half-sister who suffers from chronic cold ankle syndrome.
And don't try to blame this fuckery on Harvey!
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i hate you, MK, for TEASING my shit with just barely a mention of my BELOVED HAAAAARVEY!
that's fucked up, dude.
but, i gotta say it...i fucking love this to' up ass ho'. she's a fucking train wreck. this outfit is WHORE-endous. i love it. *LMAO*
"now stand in the bath tub, honey."
Don't look at this picture when you're high... I think I almost had a seizure. This is Hello Kitty's illegitimate stepchild.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
is it just me or does she look preggers? she had been looking less bloated in the chest area after the latest reduction, and she has always been stick thin when she isn't with child -- if she isn't pregnant, than that is the least figure flattering frock of all time, because she looks 4-5 months along...
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
Ugh, those tits! I thought she had them toned down a bit? Funny how, in such an outrageous outfit, her tits are still the things that are the most noticable.
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
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when I see this bitch, my brain automatically thinks, "creampie."
To complete the priceless illusion, she should have lowered the air pressure in the right, or "Mary Ann," boob to an A, and kept the left, or "Ginger," boob inflated to an FF (bras come in FF, right?).
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The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I prefer the ho on the right.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i hope jordan left the u.s with her infected child...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Katie Price reminds me of a brunette Paris Hilton; cheap, tawdry and in PINK, with her water balloons filled to full capacity. Why do women think they look attractive when they're dressed like this?
sushi, actually she's not their biggest "chav" (aka British white trash). According to MK's fave UK tabloid, the ghastly Kerry Katona wins that. You should see her reality-show on youtube. It's like "Chaotic" but a thousand times worse.
But back to "Katie Price," it stuns my brain how this woman can actually exist. Shouldn't she have brought about the apocalypse by now?
And I'm sure she's unaware that her wonkboobs look even wonkier in that dress.
I need superdrugs to process this eye assault. *sponsered by Superdrug*
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
really?!?
I mean REALLY?!?
She looks like the too bronzed girlfriend of 2 Face (batman reference,duh)
I am offended
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My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.
i am trying to be a more positive person. i am happy for katie for not being as orange today.
go phillies!!!!
Why are the Brit's obsession with this fuckpig?
And those big balloons on her chest are so nasty.
Methinks Katie has a lot of experience gripping a hot barrel.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Where IS Harvey???
If Two-Face were a pink whore's dress...
She is taking the colors of MaryKay in vain!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Thought she deflated the fun bags? They look extra fun in that pic, I'll tell ya...She did do a good job defugifying the face, but yeah, those fun bags...too much fun, hun...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Vomit Barbie.
@ Sandbitch
Seven of Nine, eh? Well, you little slut, you. I'd have to go as Captain Kirk - but not the demented goofball who lost his mind many, many years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by katieprice on October 29, 2008 - 7:47pm
*blank stare*
Katie Price is NOT slut! OK
She si very nice girl and cool too...
http://users.teol.net/~katieprice/
didn't she get a breast reduction?? she looks a little puffy on top..
I scrolled past the pic with out reading the story and though to myself "hum, busted low rent Jem"....hahahaha, so when I read what MK wrote about her looking like Jems sister it was that much funnier.
I thought this pig had her implanted tits shrunk. What Happened?
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Sandbitch!
No? Huh. That was not covered in "The Halloween Tree"!!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Submitted by Hoho Like-a The" "Never mind the outfit... don't these stupid whores feel ridiculous making those poses in front of tons of people?"
These are not normal people. They are absolute attention whores and are not self-conscious in the least. I really and truly think there is a piece of the brain which is missing or dead or not getting the correct cocktail of chemicals.
I know a few people like that. They have to be the center of attention. They will do the most damn fool things to get attention (which would embarass the crap out of any normal person) and actually enjoy it.
Didn't she have a reduction done?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Halloween isn't a tradition in Australia but that doesn't stop Kmart from trying to flog shit though. And it won't stop me wearing my Star Trek Seven of Nine cozzy.
And I might hang long strands of wool from the tree outside my house so when peeps walk under it in the dark....hheehar - they be think tree spider has gotten on em.
She looks like a glob of vomited up Pepto Bismol.
Submitted by Datura on October 29, 2008 - 5:08pm.
She should have done her make-up differently on one side for the full effect...
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Yeah, like Frank Gorshin in the Star Trek "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" episode (1969)
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Shizz...i got slapped!!! Hey, i just said she looked CUTE...not gorgeous or fashionable or awesome. Just cute.
Hi xxyzx!! Hi okiehoma!! ;P
I'm going to be a pirate wench for halloween and my hubby is a pirate. THAT IS...if our costumes get here in time. I swear, i will never order online AGAIN. I SAID NEXT DAY AIR YOU FUCKTARDS!!!
*sigh*
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Farrah
lol. who said I wasn't? Just kidding
I haven't been drunk for over 4 years *cries*
Can I go to you place for Halloween?
There is nothing wrong with big titties if fake or not. Men do not care. TRUST!
Just can t stand the pink. Isn t she usually a fake blond too? Or is that Jordan the other English chick?!!?
Submitted by xxyxz on October 29, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Off topic:
what are y'allz kids going to be for haloween?
I'm going to be a soccer mom pfft!
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well, beesh, you know me havey no chillum,
but i'm going to be drunk, thankyouverymuch.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
What the hell are those things on her chest?
Apparently, thank heavens, I must have missed Valentine's day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
those aren't tits any more...she stuffed a couple of wilson footballs in her shirt...those are HIDIOUS!
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Why be difficult when my double D's makes me impossible!
Well, beat me down and call me George... I was convinced she was holding dildos. Maybe next time then...
She should have done her make-up differently on one side for the full effect... and maybe had one breast made much bigger than the other while she was at it.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I just had a quickie peep at the site flogging this shite. The fucking hair dryers are out of stock. Out of stock? Below is the featured customer review...I shit you not. I'm changing planets.
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“i would give this product 10 out of five it is fab the dryers brill its pink and its jordan she in herself is a fab business woman and mum and she deserves more success so i would recommend you buy this PINK product!”
Off topic:
what are y'allz kids going to be for haloween?
My son is going to be "scream" my daughter is going to be a nurse...
And baby J is going to be a skeleton
I'm going to be a soccer mom pfft!
Her breasts are looking enormous again!! I thought she was over that shit and reduced it from 34 ZZ to a 34 GG cup or something?
PS
Just saw the Dove VS. Secret comments.
For pit stick, I think Lady Speed Stick kicks both their asses. I like the melon scent, and it doesn't leave an icky white mess.
Okie- isn't that clinical strength stuff like almost $10 or something? like 4x more than the regular stuff?
At a fast glance I thought the logos behind her said "Superdung".
That would have been more fitting.
Snowpiece sure has been scarce today. She must actually be working or something. I did a fair amount of that tripe already today.