Kim From "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta" Is 30 Now
When Kim Zolciak of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" proclaimed on the show that she was twenty-fucking-nine, television sets across America simultaneously received a huge load of various soft drink brands on their screens. You could hear the millions of cackles from space. Well, Kim stands by her story and she blogged about it:
Wow!!! As you can see by watching this episode things have changed. I planned a breakfast with Nene, Cori, and Sheree so we can catch up and spend time together. Nene, Cori, and I were at the Intercontinental when I found out Sheree was so sick. I felt terrible for her -- she doesn't have a husband that can take care of her so I figured I would bring her some medicine. It was great to see her. I couldn't believe how sick she was and how GREAT she looked.
Sheree and I met through NeNe a couple years ago and we are just now beginning to get to know each other. I really like Sheree. We are both divorced and our children are close in age, as well as we are both chasing our dreams. The more time I spend with her the more I like her.
Since Sheree couldn't attend the breakfast I planned a spa day at Kai Spa. I invited Sheree, NeNe, and my BFF Cori. I love the spa. I love to take care of my skin. ALTHOUGH all the blogging going on states "I can't possibly be 29" I am actually 30 years old now.
You know it took her hours to write that last sentence. When she hit the "3" on her keyboard, it kept coming up as "4." She couldn't figure out what was going on. Well, any self-respecting keyboard cannot tell a lie! I can't wait until next week's episode where NeNe calls that bitch out on her age! I can always count on NeNe to tell the fucking truth.
Besides the preview for next week's hopefully hot episode, nothing really happened last night. DeShawn's big gala was a big bust, because she didn't sell enough "jooree." Big Papa bought Kim some ugly ass bracelet you can get at Claire's. And Kim backstabbed NeNe by palling around with Sheree, who really does remind me of the Lady Chablis from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil! It would make my year if I could watch Sheree to say "I'm the Lady Chablis! Hear me roar!"
UPDATE: Last week, Sandra Rose posted a court document which states that Kim is in fact 30. I just can't believe this shit. Even if you handed me her birth certificate, I still couldn't say she's 30 without busting out laughing. I won't believe this shit until you build me a time machine and take me back to 1978 to witness her birth!
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DeShawn's storyline was especially hilarious last night. I hope she feels like an ass, because she sure acts like one!
JOOREE!!! Michael, I love you!
If you can't even enunciate words, then don't act like you are high class!
Kim needs a j.o.b..
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
This past August he said he had 18 girlfriends, one of them Kimberly Hefner.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/pacificnw/2008141503_pacificpquinc...
2 years ago he was with a 19-year-old.
http://www.huntfamous.com/quincy-jones-dates-19-year-old/
Didn't Kim say she has been with her sugar daddy for 3 years?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
...you know you got a problem when people tell you you look far older than you are. She should not brag about being only 30yo when she looks this old and used up.
My guess is she stopped counting birfdays at 29, and that was 10+ years ago. Over time, you will be able to get a few "legal" documents with your new age.
I was scrutinizing her, and she just gives off older woman cougar vibes. I am 31, and if I met her, I would immediately know she was older than me, without a doubt. She has been around too long! And whoever said her tits give away her age is right. Those funbags are way too settled in.
Compare her best friend to her at the birthday party, she was a natural looking woman and you can see how much makeup Kim trowels on her face every day. Maybe it is not makeup, I think Kim is into MASKING!
Her boyfriend is obviously very old and probably fat. No self-respecting man under 50 would want someone yammering "Thanks Big Poppa" at them over
the phone with brats screaming in the background.
Okay, I watch this show too much! Time to turn off Bravo.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
just cut off one of her arms and count the rings. that will tell you her age.
i kind of think if this bitch didn't have so much fakery going on, like had her real hair and hair color and shit, she would look quite a bit younger.
Submitted by thickone on October 30, 2008 - 10:07am.
YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT 'BIG PAPA' IS QUINCY JONES, RIGHT? OKAY .. JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP!!!
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oh yeah? whered you find that out??
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you guys do know that 'Big Papa' is none other then QUINCY JONES, right? okay, just wanted to clear that up .. carry on ..
These...ladies..*cough* *cough*...from Atlanta have done the unthinkable... they made the slag housewives from NYC look practicallly demure.
Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............W e a l t h y F i n d e r . c o m ..............Don't know
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Damm. You skeered me with that rant.
*hides under bed with sock monkey*
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I have lived in Atlanta for eight years and can only say that I'm ashamed by the city's representation. I hate this stupid show. I can't find anything nice to say about a single one of the characters. Please let it be over soon!
Love this show!
IF Kim is 30, she should claim to be older because it would help her out. Her claim to be 30 only detracts from her "attractiveness".
PS- I think it's shitty that NOBODY bid or spent money for DeShawn's charity function.
I saw a clip of the show where she was saying she was 29 and looked HOT! NOT! I'm 39 and look younger than this chick. Either she is a liar, or she has aged too quickly.
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She looks old for 30.She def has not aged well.I am older than this bitch and I look way younger.She has bad genes I guess...poor baby.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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if this yarn haired heifer is 30, then i'm 30...
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She's a hard looking 30
My boyfriend called me laughing his ass off on Sunday night, he saw Kim's memaw ass @ walmart! But she WAS driving that escalade "Big Poppa" bought her!
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My boobs are bigger than yours!
holy hell, are u trying to tell me she was born the very same year as my bf? jesus, i guess he is a cradle robber
This ugly, flagrant, slatternly cow needs to take her saggy udders and Texas Cheerleader Barbie wig and hit the fucking road. Her misshapen face makes me sick to my stomach. I only hope the poor dear has a brain, because once Big Poppa gets his glaucoma fixed he's going to see her for the insipid, unattractive slut that she is and leave her in a Skid Row runoff gutter in a polyester hospital robe to sell her used and abused, drug-worn body for a pack of Newport Lights and a taquito from 7-11.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
A "Lady Chablis" reference?? MK you fuckin' rock!!!!!
Are you that well-read or do ya just have some Southern connexxxions??
Anyway, from one Southern BIOTCH to another: LOVE YOU!!!!!
Ok, so Kim's birth certificate has been produced. Now where is Ali Lohan's??
If Sheree wants to continue her silly lifestyle with a PR person, personal assistant, chef, maids, hair and makeup people, not to mention the children to raise, feed and educate, she had better be asking for an EIGHT figure settlement. 7 figures will not go far if she plans on living for at least 40 more years in the manner she seems to now.
Submitted by kacky on October 29, 2008 - 9:24pm.
My sincere condolences for your loss of Rupert.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LOL @ "jooree
NeNe is the best! And so is her hot peepaw husband.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
she needs to stay out of the sun a bit.
BTW - if you don't believe she is really 30 - vote here
Submitted by fashion disaster on October 29, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Maybe if the skank removed all those layers of slut makeup we could see what she really looks like.
...it's just a little too close to Halloween, wouldn't recommend it
bad enough she obviously chose trick last year
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Birth certificate? I'm more interested in finding out if "she" can prove "she" was born a "woman".
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She does look about 30. Like a 30 year old Tranny.
My God, drag queens look better than this and wear less make-up.
omg I SHIT YOU NOT I thought she was close to 40 if not!!
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by fashion disaster on October 29, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Maybe if the skank removed all those layers of slut makeup we could see what she really looks like.
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A middle-aged man with a nice complexion?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is she related to Heidi Montag?
Their looks and intellect are uncannily similar.
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Maybe if the skank removed all those layers of slut makeup we could see what she really looks like.
Seriously, if they named this "show" "The real Ghetto Nouveau Riche trashy whorish housewives of Atlanta", then it would work. These whores do not represent this city, period.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
30 is the new 42.
she might be 39 (lol typo?, I guess my keyboard couldn't lie either)....ahem, 30! but hard living will age you. It's gotta suck to look older than you are. Poor Kim, and poor Cary Elwes, and poor Amy Winehouse...
I'm soooo glad I don't have that problem. Sometimes I still get carded, lol (but not usually after work. stress will age a bitch too). And people look at my age on my license like "no fuckin' way", and I wear no makeup. THAT'S a good feeling!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
"Jooree" HAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! F'in Hilarious!
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Oh man! You totally nailed it.
Sheree IS Lady Chablis...."two drops in the bucket,
mother fuck it!" LC made that movie...."my meds are kickin' in!"
BTW, i'm totally tongue clicking like NeNe now.
i did it front of a guy at Nowhere bar last week and
freaked him out. Ha!
"Strangely, none of these women (even NeNe, who I like) seems to be from theSouth"
Agreed. And NeNe's from Queens, NY originally. Kim's a pathetic gold digger. No wonder she loooooves Sheree so much with her "I'm hoping for a 7 figure divorce settlement" attitude. Afterall, gold diggers really do need to stick together.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I lived in the Atlanta suburbs when I was in 4th and 5th grade, so tuned in hoping to get a flavor of the area now. Those plywood palazzos these folks live in are something new since my time. Also, I never ran across any gold-diggers or bimbos. Kim is what Southerners call "white trash," and they'd call her a "cracker," too, but she's from Connecticutt. Strangely, none of these women (even NeNe, who I like) seems to be from the South, and I hoping to learn something about what people who grew up there are like today. Instead we've got pretentious, nouveau-riche, uneducated clods like DeShawn, vain idiots (Sheree, Kim), and a gutter-mouthed, glorified call-girl (Kim). Meh.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Farrah on October 29, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Where are my souvenirs from the convention?
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errrrrr. um.... Farrah? doesth thou knowth what thou asketh for? wasn't that some hippy conference - recycling 'n shit?
Unless mrs k went to a sex convention or something i don't know about....
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by LilaFowler on October 29, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Dude-sad to burst everyone's bubble, but this chick was in my husband's homeroom freshman year in high school-and yes, he's 30. Unless she was pulling a "Strangers with Candy" kinda thang then?
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Really? shit, ali lohan disease.
Frankly I'm more interested in the fat cat in your avatar. Just how big IS that cats head?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
I cannot believe I am older than she is! She looks way older! I wanna know who big poppa is!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Hekki on October 29, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace: "ah but my dear, passive aggression is ALWAYS purposeful. Calling all psyche majors on DListed, am I right?"
Well, yes. But I think after a while, it becomes automatic and not calculated. How can someone really spend all their time calculating and planning their sweet maliciousness? Maybe it comes naturally, I don't understand how it works.
I work with a woman who is absolutely gorgeous, flawless (looks like Angelina Jolie but softer), smart as a whip and is sweet as pie. Or so I thought.
She spends the entire day undermining every other woman at the company. I just want to ask her why, as she is clearly superior to the rest of us (she really is), she still has to take potshots.
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This woman probably feels that her looks automatically give her an advantage in life, thus giving her that false (?) sense of superiority that she so clearly possesses. Maybe she feels like she can manipulate people with her looks and get away with it because nobody will suspect someone with a flawless visage can be so ruthless to others! I think we all know a person [kind of] like that....;)
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Sheeps on October 29, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Hey, you'd be amazed how many court and govt docs are complete forgeries: names, birth dates, addresses, heights, weights ..... I have no idea what the truth is here but some vehicle-code report means nothing.
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Honestly, you have a good point, and that could very well be. But I tell you, once some people graduate high school and enter into the real world, BAM, their looks vanish. I bet this Kim bitch was ADORABLE when she was 16 - she was probably one of the 'popular' ::cough:: slutty girls in high school; the kind that people snickered about behind her back because they figured she'd gain 50 pounds and her 'girlish' face would start drooping once the real world spanked her! Perhaps her life has been hard for her, with raising her children and all, so she aged quickly and now she looks hard. Or, perhaps this bitch is a delusional pathological liar. Or, choice #3: BOTH!!!! roflmao.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Hekki on October 29, 2008 - 6:47pm.
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Hekki, that woman at your job reminds me of one of my old dorm suite-mates! She was stunning, and appeared friendly at the outset. But she was seriously into undermining with words like that -- BUT we caught on by day 2 because she wasn't as clever with words or subtle as she prob thought she was. Anyway, I AM grateful to her, however, because after a couple of weeks of that it hit me that I was MUCH better-looking than I thought up til then. She was laying it heavy on me because, according to my roommate, she felt most threatened by me. AND the other roomies and I "accidentally" let her boyfriend #3 figure out that she had boyfriends @1 and #2 and he was just a stand-by wallet -- oy, long catty story ;D
In all seriousness...some people DO look older then there chronological age. There was this massive douche I went to school with who is my age, 28, and he has gained at least 50 pounds since high school graduation. This guy looks like he is 38 years old - just his facial structure, the double chin, the self-righteousness that radiates from the douche's eyes - roflmao. Some people lose their cuteness once they hit 19 and start looking old as FUCK.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls