Moooooonshine!
Methinks we've found Brit Brit's next baby daddy. This is Bill Pullman's 19-year-old son Jack and he was arrested last night in Asheville, NC for allegedly beating a government official and possessing moonshine. Moonshine! Party like we're in prohibition times!
WLOS reports that cops arrested Jack and his friend in Downtown Asheville Monday night. They must have made quite a ruckus because they were charged with resisting officers, underage drinking, having moonshine and assaulting a government official. I'm sure cops figured out shit wasn't right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other.
Does moonshine make you howl at the moon too? Because that's what this bitch is doing in his mugshot. I want to howl at the moon too. Unfortunately, I don't know anybody who sells moonshine, so I googled for the recipe. I can barely make Easy Mac, so there's no way I can make my this shit. Making moonshine takes serious skill. A skill that can only be found in inbred gene pools.
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Damn! I thought it was Billy Bibbitt from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest!
Whoa, his picture resembled Sid Vicious. Am I alone here?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
no thanks! I'll pass
Oh man - just too much here! How does one process it all?
1) Bill Pullman is a hot appealing guy for his age. I've always loved him. His son is the opposite of hot guy. He looks like a cold weenie that was left out in the rain overnight with sauerkraut hair.
2) Stupid facial expression?
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Ugly cracker fro?
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Dweeby facial hair?
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Hairless Chihuahua scrawny chest?
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Ugly unbuttoned shirt?
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Moonshine inspired inbred crossed eyes?
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Maybe sonny boy is going thru his "awkward" stage.
Never drank moonshine, but some 17 year old college roommates had a bottle of grain alchol that made them really stupid. I was 3 years older than them at 20, and had been thru enuf nasty hangovers in my life, so I had no interest.
Can you relabel this picture "Faces of Moonshine"??
My grandfather let me try moonshine when I was about 13. Just a sip but all I remember is that shit was beyond horrible.
Making alcohol just makes me think of watching "Inside American Jail" Them bitches make some crazy ass homemade alcohol. For real.
@Love Anderson.....Oh, that's who that guy was....I forgot his name by Sunday so I didn't google him. I don't know how I could have forgotten Jon Hamm's John Ham :o)...oh, I know...it was Al Chohol...haha
If my hubby was Chris Martin I would have slapped him upside his head when he got home for acting a fool on TV...like when he was playing piano???
Big L on October 29, 2008 - 7:08pm
I ashamedly admit, I did watch, could Coldplay rip off U2 anymore? Chris Martin stole all his moves and shit from Bono.
I am U2 fan and it was almost criminal.
I only watched because Jon Hamm? from Ad Men was hosting.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I know whenever I'm caught with my moonshine I tell the cops my Camaro Z-28 with T-tops ran out of gas.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 29, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Off Topic yet still appropriate for a moonshine thread:
AC/DC''s latest album just debuted at #1, out showing and kicking Coldplay's ass and Lil Wayne
Coldplay sucks. Did you see them on SNL last week? Chris Martin is an idiot....AND they played 4 songs!
Is it possible to smell Moonshine through the interwebs? I swear I'm getting a contact high.
I once on a Saturday night as a teenager, drank copious amounts of *alcool* which has no discernible alcholic taste but is a first cousin to Listerine. It was disguised in a fruit punch. I was drunk for a full 24 hours and had to endure early morning Mass the next day. It's the only time I was ever *really* sorry for my sins.
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LMAO!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 29, 2008 - 6:53pm.
However, last week at a party I had two glasses of wine and then I tried to take my pants off over my head.
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Hahhhahaha!! Oh, Mrs.K! You're too precious! We need to bottle "MrsK" sparkling spirits! We'd all be brazillionaires! Muah!
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@Hysteria, I know, when borders are involved, it must be potent.
I too have never tried Moonshine.
I like other countries making my liquor, tyvm.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*raises hand*
Also on the never tried moonshine list.
Submitted by thepaganone on October 29, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I had moonshine at a party once, a friend of mine makes it, I really don't think I have ever been drunker, or stupider. I, the oldest at 36, was hooked up making out with a 19 year old in the bathroom. The only bathroom, andI didn't care.......for about 2 hours! LOL the stuff will make you stupid for sure.
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Whoa. I can imagine your embarrassment. You wouldn't have the recipe by any chance?
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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MK are you sure you're not confusing Bill Pullman with Bill Paxton because I used to do that all the time.
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@LA -
Funny you should mention Everclear. We had to drive to a different state to buy that shit. I still have a little bottle in the medicine cabinet which I use as a disinfectant. ;))
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actually, we consumed some "ol' fashioned" at a friend's wedding at the beginning of the month. once you go 'shine...
of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.
Off Topic yet still appropriate for a moonshine thread:
AC/DC''s latest album just debuted at #1, out showing and kicking Coldplay's ass and Lil Wayne.
On T: I had Everclear in High School, nast to the nast. That shit was 150 proof.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Everclear and grape juice, YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Talk about a fantabulous mug shot. *Yuck*
Has he learned nothing from Wonky McValtrex, Nicole Bitchie, or Lilo Blowhan?
Oh, wait. It wasn't in LA. Bitch's get to pose for their mug shots there. But only if they're rich and have attorneys on call.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 29, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Interesting how just about every person here has had a close encounter with this hardcore battery acid party beverage
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'cept me
However, last week at a party I had two glasses of wine and then I tried to take my pants off over my head.
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I don't even want to IMAGINE the kind of monster hangover you get from this shit.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Interesting how just about every person here has had a close encounter with this hardcore battery acid party beverage. lol
i went to college in asheville and can predict where he got the moonshine and which alley he stumbled out of...and by predict, i mean tell you exactly. i wonder if he's going to the same school? moonshine is a hell of a drug.
I guess they didn't tell him to say *cheese*.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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Oh shit! THAT Bill Pullman! Fuck. Well, we all do stupid shit at 19...
I can hardly breathe Im laughing so hard at MK's post.
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Drinking moonshine is probably the least of his problems.
Submitted by Hekki on October 29, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Why would one need to drink moonshine? Is regular booze not good enough? Shit. How drunk do you need to get, anyway?
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Childhood neighbor used to make this shit. It's poor man's licker. Cheap to make and knocks you on yo ass. 100% alcohol . . . or some paint-stripping foul derivative. WHOO-HAA!
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Moonshine? I can't believe this scary thing is Bill Pullman's son. I've wanted BP to handcraft his wood (furniture) for me since his days on While You Were Sleeping.
Dang y'all. Moonshine is hardcore shit. That's straight 100% proof alkeehol. Just smelling it will knock you on your keister for three days. That's if your a lightweight.
I had moonshine at a party once, a friend of mine makes it, I really don't think I have ever been drunker, or stupider. I, the oldest at 36, was hooked up making out with a 19 year old in the bathroom. The only bathroom, andI didn't care.......for about 2 hours! LOL the stuff will make you stupid for sure.
It isn't uncommon here in the Ozarks........the moonshiners are less scary than the meth manufacturers. Meth, moonshine, weed and the opening of hunting season.......all reasons to stay out of the woods around here.
I went to college in VA near the WV border, and we definitely had access to moonshine. I remember playing quarters in our dorm's common area with some other freshmen girls and a couple members of the schools' football team. My g/f Bonnie had a Bob Hope ski-slope nose and a knack for playing quarters, she never missed. I've never seen so many large men get so drunk so quickly in my life.
Moonshine quarters is not a game for the tenderhearted.
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Noeff, The Banshe's asshat friend would love that true thoroughbred American. They should get married. I'll tell him about her as soon as he gets out of jail.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
AHhahahahahhhaaaa!
OH my fuckin god, this is hilarious, MK!!!
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"I believe he is saying "Prrrrune"."
-Ha! That made me chuckle.
I moved to NC about three years ago, and this does not surprise me in the least. I try not to judge, but sometimes the people around me make it tough.
This guy is probably originally from Henderson. Second highest unemployment rate in the state, but first in teenage pregnancies. Woo-Hoo!
Not sure what the moonshine statistics are.
Makin' Moonshines does take a bit of skill.
You need a fancy contraption, made out of some coil and vats and whatnot, yea, I dun watched some hillbilly TV, recipes and methods are passed down like family heirlooms.
They can 'slpode on you like a Meth lab if you don't tend to it properly.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I once met a hard core southern woman who said she only drank moonshine because Southern Comfort just went down too smooth and didn't get her ass drunk enough. She kept five jars of it at a time in her fridge and got her drink on the classy way. She was a true thoroughbred american.
Moonshine takes skill to make??? I thought it was fucking paint thinner, lighter fluid and a splash of coke....and all you needed was some empty jugs. VOILA!!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
If you drink moonshine at any age, you're going to beat a government official. The Banshe has an asshat friend who loves this stuff and is always digging himself out of some new hole he dug while he was drinking moonshine, such as pointing his welding torch at a policeman and firing up that bad boy -- then wondering why he was subdued with extreme prejudice and tossed in jail.
But I digress. He's 19 -- that's a prime age for dumbasses, especially boys. Bill will get him a good lawyer, and then he'll whip the kid's ass. And hopefully young Jack will retreat somewhat from the asshat antics.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Submitted by gldngirl423 on October 29, 2008 - 6:12pm.
my relatives are from west virginia and every year i get a new mason jar full of moonshine. no joke. i dont drink it, but i do use it to lure unsuspecting and totally useless (except for the peen) idiot frat boys back to my apartment.
McSlitty?
MOONSHINE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Wonder if it's any better than Granny Clampett's Speshul Tonic and Mustard Plaster...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well hot damn hallelujah!
MK has found a boyfriend for Rumer!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Why would one need to drink moonshine? Is regular booze not good enough? Shit. How drunk do you need to get, anyway?
This cannot be Bill Pullman's son, please say it isn't so!!! Bill is such a hot piece, but this??? What the hell is this??? Buaaaaaaa
my relatives are from west virginia and every year i get a new mason jar full of moonshine. no joke. i dont drink it, but i do use it to lure unsuspecting and totally useless (except for the peen) idiot frat boys back to my apartment. moonroofie!
I believe he is saying "Prrrrune"
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