Wednesday, October 29th 2008

Moooooonshine!

Methinks we've found Brit Brit's next baby daddy. This is Bill Pullman's 19-year-old son Jack and he was arrested last night in Asheville, NC for allegedly beating a government official and possessing moonshine. Moonshine! Party like we're in prohibition times!

WLOS
reports that cops arrested Jack and his friend in Downtown Asheville Monday night. They must have made quite a ruckus because they were charged with resisting officers, underage drinking, having moonshine and assaulting a government official. I'm sure cops figured out shit wasn't right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other.

Does moonshine make you howl at the moon too? Because that's what this bitch is doing in his mugshot. I want to howl at the moon too. Unfortunately, I don't know anybody who sells moonshine, so I googled for the recipe. I can barely make Easy Mac, so there's no way I can make my this shit. Making moonshine takes serious skill. A skill that can only be found in inbred gene pools.

Posted by: Michael K


cantankerous's picture

Thank you Michael K. An actual recipe for moonshine. I needed to smile.

Auntie Mame's picture

Bad moonshine can blind you. Really bad moonshine can kill your ass.

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NovaNightly's picture

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!

Shit yeah that felt good!! Just had to join in, couldnt help it. ;P

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Otter Pop's picture

I thought it was an extra from "Deliverance."

It looks like he's saying "Revenoooers!"

Happy Hour's picture

huh for a moment I thought is was Ryan whatshisface Reesee's ex

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

"Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other"

I quickly scrolled past this post and then saw the "X" & thought you were talking about Xtina.

I need help!! lmao!

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TheStraightMan's picture

He goes to college in South Carolina.
I'd drink heavily too.

Cheers.

City Barbie's picture

He looks more like Jamie Lynn's type. He's closer geographically too.

day shift stripper's picture

"Tags: Alien Voodoo"

hahahaha!

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M.E.'s picture

Uhm, moonshine. No thanks.

But that bitch looks tore the fuck back!