Thursday, October 30th 2008

Yes, Finally!

The past few times I've seen pictures of CoCo out with her pimp, she's been dressed so.....non-classy. I mean, she's been covering herself up and not showing off her best features. Well, CoCo woke up from her conservative coma and has decided to bring out her true beauty on Halloween.

CoCo spoke to New York Magazine the other night while working one of her corners and told them her plans for Halloween. She wouldn't say exactly what she was going to be, but said, "It's my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!" Yes, FINALLY!!!! It's been ages since I've seen her jumbo ham hocks in all their glory!

So...if CoCo's going to be walking around naked, then I guess she's dressing up as herself? Or maybe a glazed Christmas HAM with a slice of pineapple and a cherry on top. Wait, maybe she's going to be that lipstick wearin' pig everyone's been talking about? I'm joking! Whatever she's dressing as, I'm sure she's going to look like the epitome of elegance as always.

Ice-T added, "You know, a lot of people comment, but some chicks like to be wild. You come home and they're standing on the couch and they want to jump at you and tackle you. Coco's one of them girls."

Standing on the couch waiting to unleash their hungry hole on you?! Yeah, Tommy Girl is one of those girls too.

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I'm voting for the ham. Those hocks are nicely tied up in those plastic nets they wrap the hams in freezers at the market in. She's also got the look of someone that has been kept in a cage and fattened up for slaughter. And then there is the whole anal probe thing.
The resemblance to a pig is unhammy...or I mean, uncanny.

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Sayonara's picture

Whatever makes her happy!

Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo

paulapoo's picture

That's not fishnet, that's CHAIN LINK FENCE!

Green Is Good's picture

Halloween is Coco's excuse to dress like a Vegas whore. What's her excuse the other 364 days of the year?

She She peritta's picture

Yes, they are trashy but they own it and they don't deny it. I think they make a good couple.

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Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 11:52am.
radio siren- or we just have to shop at the pimp stores and wear those godawful ugly "bedazzled" crap jeans that looks like you were attacked by a gaggle of 5 year old girls.

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No! I refuse! *Runs screaming out of thread.*

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Awww, one of my favorite couples.
Hey, they make it work.

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angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by zomay on October 30, 2008 - 11:43am.

These two are the yin and yang of our generation.
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Deep, dude.

And totally true.

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Seriously, did she get hiney implants?

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Submitted by zomay on October 30, 2008 - 11:43am.

These two are the yin and yang of our generation.
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Deep, dude.

And totally true.

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radio siren- or we just have to shop at the pimp stores and wear those godawful ugly "bedazzled" crap jeans that looks like you were attacked by a gaggle of 5 year old girls.

Good god man! I just lost my breakfast. Then again, I can be like a Hobbit and have second breakfast. Better make it haggis.

Ice-Tea bag should really drop this beacon of grace and go after what his heart and pants really want, Miss Piggy.

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These two are the yin and yang of our generation.

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Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 11:30am.

Oh, and forget it if you happen to possess any semblance of hips. If you have hips or ass, or have ever had a child, go straight to the muumuu section. The world of fashion will not accomodate you and, in fact, wish you would kindly disappear from the face of the earth. ;)

Seriously, I'm a small, petite girl but I have a bit of each and I suddenly find it difficult to buy jeans, shorts, etc.

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I'm one of those girls too.

But at 37 and a size 2, I have more of an "internet ass." Flat 'n' flabby.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Aha! I just knew that scrolling down low enough would yield a jackpot of class, style, and understated sophistication.

KD's picture

Radio Siren- I know, right? Next year she should wear one of those naughty Police office uniforms and he could wear the inmate orange jumpsuit or something. Be a little more creative!

I have a big ass and my BF lurves it. Me not so much. It's hard to find pants that fit right since these days I swear they are all made for chics with no ass.

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I agree with you ladies who would kill themselves if your ass was that big!

I would too.

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Kisses@Mrs.K=)

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Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 11:16am.

I know, right?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 11:15am.

If my ass was that big I'd kill myself.
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LOL! Mrs. K.

I know, right?

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If my ass was that big I'd kill myself.

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Submitted by KD on October 30, 2008 - 9:37am.
I swear she has worn this costume the past 3 Halloween. And probably a few times in between.

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I was just going to comment, don't they show up in some variation of pimp and ho or french maid and perv hefner every year? It's getting reaaalllly old.

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Clarisse.. What? It was in all innocense this time I swear.. *hides rope*

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Dolphins could escape outthru the opening in those fish nets!!!

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xxyxz,
*hands xxie her own stick and flaming mallow*
Hare ya go!

Okie,
Are you luring Dlisters to your couch again??

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OMG, she is so sexy!!!!!!!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com=== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

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~thank you~

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hahaha D'oh. After I wrote to you PleaseMe then It clicked that it was, Please Me. Like please me..

But you have to go into your profile, and go up to Edit! then from there you will see something that says Browse like from your pictures you can save onto your computer.. You click browse, Find a picture, and double click that. Once you find one. You must hit save once you are back into your profile.. If you do not see it right away it is ok. You may have to hit refresh. Voila!!

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i like my name. it pleases me.
*reclines on couch*
what do you wanna know?

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@PleaseMe.. hmm. Tell me about your name first.. And then we will see about helping you.. *pulls up chair* You lay on that couch *points*

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Xxyxz.. Oh. Long night huh? Yes, me too! m was being such an ass! He went into another room, and wouldn't come back. Well he did come back to bitch me out for no reason again. Usual! I cried and cried. But I stopped occassionally to flat iron my hair, but would continue to cry.. Then I'd watch myself cry and then I'd cry right.. lol.. no. But you know what I mean..

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pleaseMe's picture

is that really her rump? that thing is enormous!

and why can't i get an avie?

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Oklahoma

I'm still tired! I need to go back to bed! I was up late last night with Baby J....

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*smmmooooooch* Hi Xxyxz.. I'm so happy you are here! I almost called you earlier, just like a few minutes ago.. But You showed up!! Yay!!!! How are you doooin???

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DeeDee ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! LMAO that made me HURL in my mouth a little bit
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
*pulls Graham Crackers out of granny purse* Tadaaaa! Oh I'll go get some sticks and we can roast those Mallows.. mmmmm.. And throw them at people we don't like. This is some fun!!

Ohhhh! I wanna play!!!

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ishk....

o and Congrats Philly fans

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Bwahaha Clarisse! I've got the chocolate. Unlike Okie, mine doesn't come with corn and nuts. Heh.

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*pulls Graham Crackers out of granny purse* Tadaaaa! Oh I'll go get some sticks and we can roast those Mallows.. mmmmm.. And throw them at people we don't like. This is some fun!!

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GM, Happy Hour! Sorry for the belated Good Morning reply. LOL Those Fukitols already kicked in so I'm a little slow this morning!

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Okie!
You got the graham crackers?

DeeDee,
You bring the chocolate (and no, i don't trust okie to bring chocolate...you know she'd give us ex-lax just to watch all skid around!)

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This is the CoCo thread right? Or is it Good Morning America?

That picture, that's not right.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m """""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

KD's picture

She's going to get some weird marks all over her legs from those "stockings". Like the kind I get when I fall asleep naked on my hammock under the tree.

KD's picture

I swear she has worn this costume the past 3 Halloween. And probably a few times in between.

LoLo's picture

HEKKI!

OMG!! OMG!!! YAY!

Ok im really freaking excited now!

Morning Deeeee Deeeeeeee too!
I see you!

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LoLo ♥

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