Samuel L. Jackson Is The Shogun Of Harlem

Who's the meanest, prettiest, baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town? Well, apparently it's Samuel L. Jackson, because he's going to play Sho'nuff in a remake of 1985's "The Last Dragon." It could be worse, they could have cast Eddie Murphy.

The legendary Julius Carry, who played the Shogun of Harlem in the original movie, passed away in August.

Dallas Jackson will write and produce this shit. The original plot will remain the same, but will get updated. Basically, it's going to get butchered. I wouldn't be surprised if they changed Sho'nuff's name to Sure Enough. The evil warlords of Hollywood have no shame!

Samuel had this to say about playing Sho'nuff, "I'm a huge fan of the original and look forward to bringing Sho'Nuff into the 21st century."

You know what they need to do to get this remake to work? Bring back Vanity! Pull her out of the church and get her to sing "7th Heaven" in the remake. Yeah, I know she's a born again Christian now and doesn't do any of her nasty shit anymore, but just tell her "7th Heaven" is really a religious song or something. Let's relive the memories below:

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Submitted by Am on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:35am.

Did I miss the funerals for Originality and Creativity? I never got a chance to pay my last respects.

"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:34am.

Tired of these Mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking Plane.. *repeat* repeat, repeat... Someone said.. Hey, If pete and repeat was sitting on a fence, and Pete fell off, who would be left... Repeat.. And he's like "I'm Tired of these... *dies*

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:33am.

Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 9:54am.

IG (whispering): How's your motherfukkin head?
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Hahaha-- none of your mutherfukkin business! :) *holds onto chair to stop the spins, gags*

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:32am.

Does he still have that gap between his teeth? that bugs me. I just stare at it every time he talks, so I can't say whether he's a good actor or not.

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:31am.

I cannot stand Samuel L. Jackson, both as an actor and as a human being. I wanna kick himin the teeth everytime I see him.

Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:31am.

All I have to say is this:

Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a piece of beef.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a rubber bone.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was not in;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a silver pin.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed;
I took up a rubber bone
And I hit her in the head

That Bitch!!!!

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:29am.

Totally unnecessary remake.

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Submitted by SeH on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:26am.

REALLY?!? Do they REALLY need to "update" a classic? Samuel L. is a great character actor but even Jules Winfield can't save that shit.

Submitted by springzyp123 on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:26am.

This is my good friend's favorite movie. She is going to freak out when she finds out they're ruining it. Literally inconsolable. totally agree, i love this movie too, and the sports fans @ sportinglove.com love it too........

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 9:24am.

IG (whispering): How's your motherfukkin head?

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