Thursday, October 30th 2008

Everyone Can Leave Now! Prince Hot Ginge Is Here!

At last night's "Quantum of Solace" premiere in London, a great big ball of sexy fire ran through the red carpet. Genitals everywhere immediately got all tingly, because Prince Hot Ginge was in their midst! And the carpet matched the drapes. Literally. Sort of. Okay, not really, but just go with it.

Hot Ginge is the one who should've played James Bond, but they would've had to change the name to James Ginge. Maybe it's because I get a little Rojo Caliente flavor from Hot Ginge, but that bitch makes my no-no hole pucker. I think it's trying to blow him air kisses. I had too many cups of Sanka this morning, so I hope it doesn't blow too hard or I'll mess up another pair of panties.

If Hot Ginge kneeled before me like he's doing in the first thumbnail below, my genitals would probably hold up a white flag and surrender.

It doesn't really matter who else was at the premiere last night, but I threw some in a few pictures just because. I've got Prince Willy, Daniel Craig and his wolf eyes, Gemma Arterton, Lily Allen, the amazing Grace Jones and Dame Judi Dench.

Methinks Gemma and Lily's dresses both got caught in the same escalator. Half of their dresses are missing! Or maybe Grace Jones attacked them.

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Posted by: Michael K


Two Drink Min's picture

Daniel, you and Gerard should accept that you are already mine and part of the harem...

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Two Drink Min's picture

Snow - I have not - economy ya know? I have to go to old posts...ugh

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loozer's picture

MichaelK and Rojo sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

1.) william would be super hot with long hair (or any hair at all)

2.) william is looking rather ginge in those pictures, just like his brother.

3.) harry is hot

4.) Judi Dench - loves her.

5.) Lily Allen...meh.

6.) Daniel Craig (yes)

7.) Grace Jones you crazy bish , loves her lol

8.)Woman with daniel craig: Um, did you get dressed on a roller coaster or something? Did you get pistol whipped in the limo on your way there?

bitch looks lost...something is wrong with her ass lol

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Hot Ginge! YUMMY!!

Deb, your comment about Lilly Allen made me LOL.

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@Deb

YEA PHILLIES
WORLD CAHMPIONS
WOOT WOOT WOOT


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snowpiece's picture

Clarisse: naw, only bitchy sisters but you know what I realized, PHG is the spitting image of my dad when he was a lad. ewwwwwwwwwwwww, MK wants to do muh daddy! LOL
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Pearl_Necklace's picture

oh yes...Daniel Craig: the epitome of sexy-ugly :)

Deb's picture

Both princes are adorable. I could get lost in Daniel Craig's eyes for weeks. His date, (wife?), however, looks gacked out of her mind.
Lily Allen should be forbidden by law to wear any dress that isn't floor length. Fuckin' redwood trunks!
Love Grace Jones & Judi Dench.

YAY PHILLIES!

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Chicaloca's picture

Forget hot ginger boy, I want the bald one. William baby I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on October 30, 2008 - 10:59am.
oklahoma! Thank god you changed back to the running avie! I missed it.
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i know!! it would be like you changing your avvie! i love it!

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Clarisse's picture

KD!
I thought the same thing!! He went to Hair Club for Men!!!

Snowy,
Bah...well...brothers?

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Submitted by attention.whore on October 30, 2008 - 10:56am.
to angel_i:

f*cking FANTASTIC new avi.... I am in awe of you as usual...
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oh, you're in it for some serious awesomeness!
Angel_i is the queen of awesome avvies. She has a thing for cholarizing hos, she even cholarized me! i printed that shit, it's like having your own Warhol, but, er, Chola style.

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KD's picture

Has Willy been using the rogaine? I almost didn't recognize him with more hair. Seems like it was thinner before.

justice's picture

Grace Jones... BOW THE FUCK DOWN BITCHES!

She must have taken a break from being glorious to show that dumb bitch Mel B how the fuck to rock an outfit!

--thanks awfully--

oklahoma's picture

Evilshoe.. I missed it too! Green is such a holy color.

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snowpiece's picture

Clarisse i know your taste in men, I can't IMAGINE you going for any of them, there is one whose not married tho and he was the cutest when we were kids, I haven't seen a pic of him in years.
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Hoho Like-a The No-No's picture

Meh. With all due respect to MK, bitch is getting uglier. Prince Harry used to be a lot hotter.

That said, I'd still hit it. Just not with as much zeal as I would have before.

EvilShoe's picture

oklahoma! Thank god you changed back to the running avie! I missed it.

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Grace Jones can do no wrong. Everyone needs a little more Grace Jones in their life.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 10:55am.
Snow / Farrah,
It's like you read my mind!! I was just about to do an internet search regarding the red flowers!!!
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damn, i went to a posh British High School in South America and every year we had to give up some ca$h for the Poppy. I remembered it was something about the vets.

and it seems we all have a thing for ginges! (spelling?) i never gave a damn, but i luvs mah ginge!

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Submitted by attention.whore on October 30, 2008 - 10:56am.

to angel_i:

f*cking FANTASTIC new avi.... I am in awe of you as usual...
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O this old thing!? This is just something I threw on! ;p

(thanks:)

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Two Drink Min: did you send MK the monthly pay off check? I have been low on funds... ;)
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attention.whore's picture

to angel_i:

f*cking FANTASTIC new avi.... I am in awe of you as usual...

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louise_brooks's picture

The purple dress is horrible. It looks more like a figure skating costume then something for the red carpet.

My goodness Willie sure looks like his daddy.

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thanks guys. if I ask again next year, please have me put out to dlisted pasture....
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 10:50am.
what are those red flowers for? I remember this from last year but I forget what they are for, the Brits told us.
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Hi snowy, they're poppies for Rememberance Day (like Veterans Day in the US), observed in the UK, Canada, Australia, South Africa, etc.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

— John McCrae

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Snow / Farrah,
It's like you read my mind!! I was just about to do an internet search regarding the red flowers!!!

Snow,
RE: Ginge cousin. Is he easy? I do not like to work too hard.

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There's probably irony in there, but
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Pearl_Necklace's picture

I shouldn't find this freckle collection so hot. Jus.should.not.

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Hey Snow- noticing a shortage of Greasy Bear and KFed posts these days...we need to rally.

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 10:50am.
what are those red flowers for? I remember this from last year but I forget what they are for, the Brits told us.

They're symbolic poppies, as in "In Flanders Field," but I'm not sure why they're wearing them now. Maybe just to recognize the troops?

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attention.whore's picture

MK I get EXACTLY what you're so hot about and your no-no hole is slobbering over: GINGE! i'm dating a ginge right now and he's hot shit! and yes the carpet matches the drapes :) oh and he's much older and loaded...

so does that make me a gold-digging, ginge loving slut? please say YES!!!

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Michael K:

Anytime you make mention of your no-no hole, you make me and my office mates lose our shit! Thank you for making us smile day after day...don't know what we would do without you!
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He is so handsome!!!!! It is said he is dating friends on a sports site ==mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

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kdrac - agreed she is...classy Lady.

Who wouild have though Ginge to be the hotter in a few years...or maybe that's MK working me over (in my mind I say, in my mind).
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MtlMama oh yes, thanks, it's like Memorial Day I believe
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Farrah's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 10:50am.
what are those red flowers for?
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Snowie, it's the Poppy Appeal. They raise money for the WWII vets.

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Clarisse: Ian c/o
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 10:50am.

what are those red flowers for? I remember this from last year but I forget what they are for, the Brits told us.
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You mean the poppies? It's for remembrance day. From "In Flanders Field".

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PS: Judi Dench is the $hit

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what are those red flowers for? I remember this from last year but I forget what they are for, the Brits told us. ****************************1/20/09
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Clarisse's picture

snowpiece,
I do not believe you. I will need the name and phone numbers of these said cousins.

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There's probably irony in there, but
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oklahoma's picture

hahaha Grace Jones looks like uh, What's her name.. Sheeet.. She has fat neck syndrome FNS.. uh.. she does Baby Phat Simmons? Help me out here!! will ya.. Kimora Lee Simmons,, hahah Grace Jones and Kimora Simmons,, TWINS

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kdracofan's picture

I can't wait to go see this movie...love James Bond

o and

"If Hot Ginge kneeled before me like he's doing in the first thumbnail below, my genitals would probably hold up a white flag and surrender"

made me laugh my butt off!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

That's Daniel's GF? I'll stop being jelly when everyone swoons over him.

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I don't usually pay attention to Prince Hot Ginge, but he IS hot!!!

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oklahoma's picture

in #7 I thought the guy behind Ginger was that newscaster Where in the World is Matt Lauer.. Like if you don't click on it, but just look.. hahahahahahaa

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Snowy. You are sooo naughty w/ your Sawyer avie.. oooh my!

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