Thursday, October 30th 2008
Halloween Comes Early For Jacko And His Kids
I'm not making a dumb joke (surprisingly). It really did come early!
Jacko and his kids went trick-or-treating in Hollywood last night. That's what they paps claim anyway. They probably celebrate two days early, because the actual day is amateur night to zombies and other ghouls.
I'm really not sure what everyone's costume is, because they pretty much look like this every time they go out. Jacko could have at least dropped a few more coins for better masks. You can get that shit at Walgreens. And honestly, he should be the one wearing the mask instead of his kids.
The one in the skull mask looks just like Jacko.
love him. Saw he has millions of fans on
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That girl looks like her hair hasn't been washed in months.
I thought they were living in the UAE/I'm pretty sure muslims don't trick or treat.
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The little girl needs to comb and trim her hair. I hate seeing ratty long hair on girls.
I want to borrow his copy of "Shut Up and Sing".
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 30, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 4:19pm.
At Michael Jackson's pad, EVERY day is Halloween!
You stole my zinger dammit.
Great minds think alike and all that. Good one.
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Sorry there, Jiggy. I didn't post that after you already posted it, did I?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 30, 2008 - 4:19pm.
At Michael Jackson's pad, EVERY day is Halloween!
You stole my zinger dammit.
Great minds think alike and all that. Good one.
LOL
"It's too much to process."--MK
At Michael Jackson's pad, EVERY day is Halloween!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I really don't find it appropriate to debate his children's genetic traits or whatever - it doesn't matter how it's worded, it always comes off prejudiced and insensible to me - but I gotta say his daughter does look like she could be Lourdes' sister! Which is a good thing, 'cause I think Lourdes is a very pretty girl, despite being Vadge's daughter.
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His kids look rough,the girl looks like she needs a good washing,her hair is awful.Times must be rough for him to buy those Walgreens masks or he is a cheapo.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The kids look like they might actually be attractive. I really hope he's not diddling them.
I wonder if the kids have ever seen the Thriller video?
Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008
I wanna bitch slap the women that gave their babies up to him
Amen.It's cruel beyond belief and I fucking marvel that a) he has the nerve to claim they are his biological kids and b) that they are not in care. How fucked up do you have to be and not lose 'your' kids?
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Prince Michael (what a name) turns twelve in january. Only a few more years, then we'll have a tell all book.
I will bend between my legs and kiss my flabby a$$ if those kids are biologically his. He makes me fecking ill. I can't stand his freakishness any longer. YES, his (pre-ghost face) music still rocks out but he....I can't do this. I feel rumblies in my tumblies from looking at him.
I feel so bad for those little kids. When they get bigger I hope they beat the bleach out of him.
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Submitted by -Sera- on October 30, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I just wanna bitch slap him..ugh.
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I wanna bitch slap the women that gave their babies up to him
Agree with everyone who says these kids have nothing to do with him biologically. Where's Maury? I want a DNA test.
And I feel terrifically sad for them, too. Their faces are ALWAYS covered. It's just that there's one day a year where they can fit in with the other kids. That is fucking sadder than sad.
mj already is wearing a mask!
I still, to this day, have never seen these kids without a mask on. I could never pick these bastards out of a photo lineup!
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I'm not picking on the little girl, but how come her hair needs all kinds of combs run through it yet her father's hair is as soft and feathered as 1970's Olive Newton-John?
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It's Halloween. Shouldn't the masks come off?
Somebody should have hung is crazy ass over the fucking balcony and then dropped him, preferably on his fucking head. I really like the mask MJ is wearing, where can I get one?
I thought this weird fucker was living in Abu Dhabi or some such shit. You mean he flew the fam home to do a little trick or treating? That explains him being a couple days early!! They should take those kids and move them in with a family of wolves, be a better environment.
I just wanna bitch slap him..ugh.
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!-MK
If you look closely at the pictures of him coming out of those bushes (whatev), you can see the one place where he is unable to bleach, powder, or whatever he does to his skin. Its under his fingernails. Its still brown under there.
I bet these kids are praying to be kidnapped. By anyone.
I bet those kids are so damned weird.....
ok Mrs. K my love, patience is not one of my virtues!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 12:41pm.
you should be getting it soon...
it's coming from New Hampshire!!!!
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Mrs K. it was on here, I was off work the past few days and didn't know if you emailed me. I did not and I am beginning to think the neighbors/mailman stole it!
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Michael is like a human butterfly, constantly changing and becoming more beautiful. Exoskeleton after exoskeleton, it's a well edited mother nature.
You can guarantee that his next album won't be as nasally as his last.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 30, 2008 - 12:31pm.
no I did not!
where did you send it...gmail, yahoo, the forum or did you post it here on dlisted?
did you get the package?
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Mrs. K! did you see my message yesterday? ♥
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It's a cryin' shame that Michael and Lisa Marie never made babies.
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At Michael's house there are only "tricks" and no treats.
Wow, he really has been gone awhile. His kids are fully grown! Try dangling one of those giant fuckers off the balcony.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Powder? is that you!?
ps: his kids are huge
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
LOL! Usually fans look a lot happier than that.
They just look disturbed.
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ditzymae on October 30, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Zomay: That "Debbie lady" probably gave the kids to Jacko because she got $$$$$$$$$$$$$$!
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Yes I know. But honestly I feel like she regrets it everyday. What a sad way to live.
I thought it was Halloween every day at the Jackson household. Wait til Aunty LaToya comes over!
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How do you explain Halloween to children who wear masks everyday? I bet they have masks under the masks.
I think Michael's letting Blanket wear his old face for Halloween! That's spooky!
Zomay: That "Debbie lady" probably gave the kids to Jacko because she got $$$$$$$$$$$$$$!
Submitted by loozer on October 30, 2008 - 12:05pm
WHY????
JUST WHY???
now that stupid song is gone stuck in mah head.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Wow. That shit on his hand totally looks like Impetigo. Go figure.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 30, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I've never seen crazy ass kinky hair make straight with the slightest frizz....
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well, SPF and Jayden have pretty straight,soft-looking hair..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
LMAO @ the 3rd thumbnail.. in the back there is like a huge cut out poster of a MJackson head.. Creeeepy as shit!! I'd have to hide that out in the garage, or like a neighbors garage.. Jeepers, Creepers where'd you get that Whack as monster thingy, man??
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I almost thought it was Courtney Cox for a sec.
Never can say goodbye
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Never can say goodbye
Evertime I think I had enough
I start heading for the door
There's a very strange vibration
That pushes me right to the core
It says turn around you fool
You know you love her more and more
Tell me why
Is it so
Don't wanna let yo go...
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
They always run around in masks. I think their tradition is that on Halloween you go as yourself and dad dresses up like one of the Jackson 5.......I don't think the kids are his DNA either but he isn't his DNA anymore either.......wow how wierd that all turned out poor kids
That girl's hair is a dead giveaway for me. I mean - his family is pretty black...I've seen ALL kinds of mixes but I've never seen crazy ass kinky hair make straight with the slightest frizz....it's just weird. (my kid's hair is ALMOST straight but wave in it is so kinky - and she's REALLY diluted...)
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