Thursday, October 30th 2008

Halloween Comes Early For Jacko And His Kids

I'm not making a dumb joke (surprisingly). It really did come early!

Jacko and his kids went trick-or-treating in Hollywood last night. That's what they paps claim anyway. They probably celebrate two days early, because the actual day is amateur night to zombies and other ghouls.

I'm really not sure what everyone's costume is, because they pretty much look like this every time they go out. Jacko could have at least dropped a few more coins for better masks. You can get that shit at Walgreens. And honestly, he should be the one wearing the mask instead of his kids.

Posted by: Michael K


suze's picture

Yeah, I always troll the streets at night carrying my MJ memorabilia with me.

How staged is this op?

Agreed - kids are white.

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zomay's picture

How could that Debbie lady give up her kids to this freak. And also, who gave Michael the sperm? A friend or a bank.

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Farrah's picture

Submitted by eljay on October 30, 2008 - 11:57am.
MJ is a Jehovah's Witness.
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so, i guess it would be a real bad thing if i were to, say...stab him and watch him bleed out slowly? i mean, he's not supposed to get other people's blood, right?

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Salem13's picture

Jacko made Thriller.....Thriller OK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

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snowpiece's picture

seriously, what kind of boot leg costumes are those? your regular clothes and a mask? how creative!
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Jimmy Bocca's picture

I think someone else mentioned it but there is no way in hell that those kids are related to him in any way shape or form. As far as his dna is concerned.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 30, 2008 - 11:40am.

and those kids are WHITE. No way do they have one speck of his DNA.

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that's because they are not his biological kids. he purchased them from Debbie Rowe.

luckycharms's picture

It's funny how he keeps on claiming those kids are his biologically. Those kids are about as anglo caucasion as they get. Even with a mixed offspring, even if they turn up on the lighter side, you are going to have a slighter darker skin tone and a little bit of kinky hair. These kids are pure white, make no mistake about that.

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"Look Blanket, I got your nose!"

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eljay's picture

MJ is a Jehovah's Witness. What's he doing celebrating Halloween anyway? Or is it ok if its 2 days early?

ditzymae's picture

Jacko was probably cruising the neighborhood for "fresh meat" or unsuspecting victims to dump in his Trick or Treat bag of goodies. Where's his costume?

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no-words scary as FUCK

snowpiece's picture

devilgirl i know, it's white and has the same nose.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

beautifulgirlforyous: I suggest you invest in English as a second language classes. I'll give you a sample phrase to start off. Next time you meet a policeman, say "I have three ounces of crystal meth in my anus. Please strip search me."

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Submitted by beautifulgirlforyous on October 30, 2008 - 11:48am.
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well, why don't you get the fuck out of here and go find out for yourself?

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Submitted by The C word on October 30, 2008 - 11:46am.
Michael went as a pedophile's ghost.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA, that's the post I'll be laughing at all day today!

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These people don't celebrate halloween, they ARE halloween.

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zomay's picture

They look like they could be Madonna's kids, not M Jackson's. So bizzare.

Also he would of caused less of a scene had he just done trick o treat on the day everyone else does it. Weird. He really bothers me.

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Submitted by beautifulgirlforyous on October 30, 2008 - 11:48am.

Sexy and beautiful bikini babe!
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Well, why didntcha say so???
You were so boring with all that kind and sincere shit.
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BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something
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Michael K?!?!?

Where do I sign up?!?!

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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Has he started molesting his own kids now?

Farrah's picture

shit, it's "Nightmare on Elm Street" every day for those poor kids.
Aren't they totally broke, btw?
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Sexy and beautiful bikini babe! It's hard to find a proper word to describe her. BTW, there is a rumor that she is datingA hot guy called Michael or something. They met on the hot WEALTHYBEAUTY datingSite..............R ich M atc hMak ing C OM ..............Don't know if it is true

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I would guess every day's a freak show for these poor kids.

The C word's picture

Michael went as a pedophile's ghost.

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angel_i's picture

Wow, she looks like she could be quite lovely under there.

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I thought he and the boy were wearing the same masks.

MJ went as a straight, loving father.

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Happy Hour's picture

Huh.. I never thought of that! They really don't resemble him at all...

Congratulations Phillies Fans

radio siren's picture

I especially feel sorry for his little girl, Paris. Maybe it's just because I'm a Paris too, but I feel like she's probably always wondering why Daddy always wants special private time with the boys, Prince and Blanket...

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I love how all 3 of those kids have "Michael" in their name. Ego?

and those kids are WHITE. No way do they have one speck of his DNA.

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