Joe The Plumber Wants To Be A Country Star
Samuel the Unlicensed Plumber aka Joe the Plumber is looking to extend his 15-seconds and he's hired three managers to help him with his "brand." One of his new PR whores said, "He's had a deluge of requests. Right now we're just planning on getting him through the week. There's going to be life far beyond the election for Joe the Plumber."
The spokeswhore went on babble that Joe would really love to get into country music, "Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can carry a tune." Fuck. You know he thinks that if Jessica Simpson can do it, so can he. A big-tittied frog/Joe the Plumber duet is inevitable. Papa Joe should be tried and jailed for this shit.
TMZ says that Joe the Plumber's "people" also think he could get some endorsement deals with Home Depot and become the "the voice of Middle America." HOME DEPOT?! That's Rojo Caliente's turf and he better not trespass or he'll get burned.
Ugh. Why can't Joe the Plumber be more like that Joe Sixpack dude. Joe Sixpack is modest and doesn't crave the spotlight. He just stays in his basement, doing crunches and drinking Natty Light. You don't see him trying to put out a country album. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if a Joe Sixpack/Joe the Plumber sex tape accidentally leaked.
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Joe the Plumber is a fictious name. He is not a real plumber. He's come down on both sides of the party to represent the small business owner. Everyone knows that. I'm not real found of either McCain or Obama. But a prime, great example of how Obama dilutes and distorts relatity is his quote of, "I don't know too many plumbers making 250,000 dollars a year!" Many Americans, in their naive minds, don't understand the difference between gross income and net imcome. A good, private plumber probably is making 250,000 a year. But by the time he pays a couple of employees, his overhead and the notes for all of his expensive equipment, he'll be lucky to take home 60,000. But when people hear, "I don't know too many plumbers making 250,000", they automatically think they are taking home 250,000. That's one of the many ways these politicans play on people minds by trying to slither in things they will hope get past your subconcious.
Big L on October 30, 2008 - 1:22pm
OMG!
My friend sent me that video, it's funny.
You can customize it to read whoever's name.
*winks to my funny fwend who sent it to me*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
edited to say.....Moveon.org is an Obama support group. I think it was supposed to be a "funny" from a friend.
Hey, this is weird, and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else. I just got an email from bounces@list.moveon.org and the subject said "Obamas loss traced to (my name here)". I didn't open the video...it says it's from CNNNBC....I've never heard of that channel/newsstation. Anyway, I reported it as spam and now I'm going to research moveon.org.
My friends, this is a McCain supporter.
Alec Baldwin last night on Letterman called Sarah Palin "Bible Spice", her and Joe could be duo.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm surprised he doesn't just go straight to the last ditch, late night infomercial xian muzak that all the other talentless hacks who can't make real music finally fall to when there's no where else left to fail.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I was tired of Joe the Plumber about 5 minutes after he was thrust upon us.
So damn predictable...I'm begging him to please just go away.
My God, I almost feel bad for Americans. Simply because there is a tool like this guy out there. Then there are even bigger tools who help tool#1 "market" himself. Then there are the other tools who support tools #2 in their promotion of no talent tool #1 by buying merchandise, tickets or whatever is being sold to support tool#1.
Oy.
To make more money he'll be leasing out that chrome dome as a billboard soon, too. Whore!
Joe (that is not his real name) IS NOT a licensed plumber and doesn't pay his taxes! He is related to one of Keatings buddies (Keating 5). Today, at a rally McAlzheimer's called on Joe to step up to the podium...he wasn't even there. McCain can't even get an appointment with a plumber...NO ONE CALLED HIM! And that is who some people want to run this country..someone so stupid that they can't even schedule a plumber appointment.
I voted and it wasn't for Cariboo Barbie!!!
Oh does he? I don' t lisent to country anymore..so I am not going to worry...
Congratulations Phillies Fans
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Well said.
I'm so sick of this motherfucker. He's a fraud.
Watch he'll be Applebees spokesperson soon, too. Dumb fuck.
The fact he's entertaining running for office or jumping into a singing career is amazing. Delusions of grandeur. Ain't that a psychological disorder? Magical thinking?
And when the did country music get to be the toxic dumping ground for all of the talentless twats in the world? I'm not a fan of country but that has got to be annoying. It's like every stupid model who says, vaguely.. "I'd like to act.." SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Maybe Joe could get a gig going with Joachin Phoenix, why with both of them just getting into the business and all.
Have you guys seen the clip where he sneaks into the conversation with Obama? Obama was very polite to this guy even though it was so clear that he was their with an agenda. Obama spent like 10 minutes talking to him. And this is way before anyone knew that he was a plant for the gop.
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Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Would his concert venues be public restrooms?
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Chestica finally has an opening act.
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"I, state your name..."
He seriously gives Holland Ohio a bad rep (otherwise known as Hollandtucky by those of us who live nearby)What a stereotypical redneck!
Would his concert venues be public restrooms?
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 30, 2008 - 12:56pm.
From now on I will only answer to Flo Shmoe...
Your time of the month too, eh? WOW...kdracofan's siggy IS true.....
Aww thats sweet. Maybe he can duet with Ashley Todd, and make a video were they crave each others initials backwards.
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So Joe Plumber wants to be Joe Strummer. Next thing you know he'll be running for Governor of California.
and WTF does this douchebag know about politics? Only what the republican party is spewing at him. GO AWAY!
Wow, Joe the plumber and Jessica Simpson can get married and have many babies born singing.
He sounds like a 5 year old when you ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. ..."or a fireman, or football player, or..or....or a DUMBASS"......
Alright that's it. This guy has unleashed a torrent of anti-Joe sentiment that I, for one, do not agree with it. From now on I will only answer to Flo Shmoe.
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Yes on 8 people called my house and started spewing about how it is our responsibility to protect families. I was sooooooo happy to tell the lady that A) I already voted and B) I voted no on 8. But thankyou for calling. Little things make my day.
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the sex tape= Joe the Cummer
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I’m so over this dude. I always thought Joe the Plumber was a porn star anyway. Will the real Joe the Plumber please stand up…
oh YES, 'most forgot:
PRESIDENT OBAMA 2008! And that hot Irish peepaw for VEEP!
/back to lookin' busy...
I bet Heidi and Spencer would be first in line.
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Speaking of which, when will that dumb cunt release a country album?
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 30, 2008 - 12:44pm.
On topic. Shocker. Probly find people dumb enough to buy it too.
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I bet Heidi and Spencer would be first in line.
F*ck Joe the Plumber.
Clarisse!!! all that work, And that's what you get! dang corporate hookers! yeah, hookers!!! I said it alright. *looks behind back* But I will gladly accept half of that sammie.. Delic...
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I agree with you though. Can't wait for this to end.
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Submitted by zomay on October 30, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I would rather see Josie the drummer. Or Jose the food runner.
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or Rico Suave the male stripper -- I'm sorry my mind's in the gutter and I can't.make.it.STOP -- 'tis that time o' the month, oookay with that bit of TMI, again buh-bye!
He's such an artist. Country music should be so lucky. He's amazing.
If he does put out a sex tape, i wanna fist him! Country style... with Crisco.
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Okie!
I got stuck w/a sammie for lunch after all! Who says the President of the company is more important than me?? Fckers!
*hands okie half of a tuna on wheat*
On topic. Shocker. Probly find people dumb enough to buy it too.
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
I would rather see Josie the drummer. Or Jose the food runner.
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oh man, this guy is gonna be so warped forever...Nov 4 can't come too soon.
*pats Mopa on the back*
well.. Let me just give you a hug. I'm sorry!!! I just read!
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I cleaned a kidney stone out of a men's urinal once, can I hire a team to manage me and work on my brand?
Plumbers always get the best jobs.. total Shit!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
He also looks like he wants to make his own moonshine out of his bathtub.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Natty light! (shivers)...
That was all we drank my freshman year of college and it tasted like rat piss.
Did anyone ever believe he wasn't a republican plant? All over Fox News now and with Palin at rallies and, shock, country music?
It's funny how these people don't realize what laughing stalks they are.
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So he wants to be a politician, he wants to be a country music star, AND he wants to work for Home Depot? I hate this multitasker.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Since Chestica released a country CD, everyone else may as well. Fuck it, so am I.
"Mah cuzzin dun lef me fer mah brother, all cuz he's the manager at the WalMart..."
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typical
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
No clue who this is! *gets lost in parking lot*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Whatever Sam.
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