Thursday, October 30th 2008
Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different
Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession "Rock the Cradle," might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it's totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe's face is too much for them to take so they are slowly making their way to her back, hoping she doesn't notice. Keep creeping, chichis! You'll make it there by the end of the week.
Even if Chloe did figure it out, it would take three rolls of duct tape, a few tubes of Gorilla Glue, two tractor pulls and a dozen clamps to get her tittays back together. They're a pair of stubborn motherfuckers.
Here's the Opera Princess of Darkness and her determined chichis at a charity event last night.
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Chloe, honey. You need to EAT the chicken cutlets.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yes, Chloe Lattanzi looks "different." Thank dog for the euphemism.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by Hekki on October 30, 2008 - 3:17pm.
But then there are just everyday people walking around who are really beautiful and I go "She's even prettier than (insert celeb's name here)." And she won't even be wearing makeup or have some perfect hairstyle. It'll just be some girl in the corner deli or on the subway.
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I love hearing that :)
its the beauty in the undefined and imperfect. which makes it perfect.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Well, DUH! He studies HORTICULTURE! That should be enough to prove his innocence!!
(thx for the update bradi!)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Off Topic:
William Balfour, suspect in the Hudson murders, has refused a lie detector test.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think I want a sammich and a coffee now!
Your face!
Isn't Chloe like barely 21 even!? She wayyy too young to be getting into this plastic surgery b.s. She looks fuckin' scary here!
Your face!
perfectly GRUESOME...
She looks like she uses uppers and that is some huge gap between her titties,kind of freaky looking.
A ghetto Angelina.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her problem is not her tits. Bitch needs a milkshake and a sammich, stat.
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Some people just get to be shiny.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on October 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Angelina looks like a caricature of Angelina.
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Touche!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
well, that was a scary Halloween mask/person...oh you mean that is what she really looks like?? Yikes, is she even 30...Just like Heidi Fleiss and the Lucite Nightmare, Mrs. Presley, it goes on and on. I live in Plastic City (L.A.) and it is painfully obvious the women who have mutilated there faces and bodies...nothing natural or half way attractive just freaks looking for a side show...
She has coke eyes.
And its like her cha-cha's are pointing at friends on the left and right and saying "have you seen our dignity?"
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Oh my goodness!, oh my goodness!, I've got to call Loquita!
Angelina looks like a caricature of Angelina.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Looks like a caricature of Angelina
Whatever unethical piece of shit doctor(s) that did this to her need to have their licenses taken away. This girl clearly has some self-image issues & is extremely young to boot, but yet some money-hungry doc went ahead & helped her turn into a modern-day Bride of Frankenstein. This girl needs some serious counseling, not a scalpel. What's also sad is that she's only 22 years old & has already made herself FUBAR with too much plastic surgery.
That is one weird-ass looking chick.
And ANOTHER thing... before I have to get some shit done.
I feel that I can always spot plastic surgery. Boobs, not so much. But facial stuff seems pretty obvious. There are all these women walking around the Upper East Side where I live who have had little tweaks and I feel like I can always spot even the most subtle things. Maybe I'm wrong, but sometimes someone will look too perfect or the skin just isn't sitting right, or there's a weird line or something.
But then there are just everyday people walking around who are really beautiful and I go "She's even prettier than (insert celeb's name here)." And she won't even be wearing makeup or have some perfect hairstyle. It'll just be some girl in the corner deli or on the subway.
Haha i had forgotten about the Clarrise..wanna do it agian ;)
and yeah Ms. K my boobies are nice they are a full B they are on the small side but I have a nice little booty and I think they work lol but you know I was just wishfull thinking I dont think I will ever be able to go through with it.
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
And her MOTHER is no stranger to plastic surgery, either. Probably where she got the idea that she wasn't good enough. If her beautiful mother needs it, then she must, too.
I'm grateful my mother taught us about inner beauty and contributing more to the world than our good looks. It must be really hard to get the kind of message Chloe must have been getting. Just imagine what all these poor Hollywood daughters will be feeling when they hit puberty.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Well, so much for her being able to titty fuck.
hahahahahaha. Don't be so sure.... (Kidding.)
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The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
Now that's a fugly pait of fake boobs. Did she even look into the mirror or does she really trully hate herself. I know she hates herself already, but damn!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Hekki on October 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Thanks Hekki -
I didn't get the "gay" vibe. I got a "wacky" vibe. In one of those pictures he looks high as a kite. I thought it was funny that he has a trailer to retreat to when it gets to hot and there are too many flies.
As for Olivia, I thought differently of her, now I think she's pretentious, self-centered, and just an all around asswipe.
Another Julia Masking thread this week?
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The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
i have a boob job. i love them. they aren't ridiculous or fake looking...as a matter of fact people are SHOCKED when i tell them they aren't real. it makes me look very proportioned now and not just bottom heavy. you can get fake boobs and still have them look real and nice and not Katie Price-ish.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 30, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Never mind the waist. What about the acreage between her bazooms
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you're right. There's a corn field in there.
Or a parking lot.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Lets not blame the look of her tittays on a bad surgeon or boob job--boob jobs look horrible on anyone who is skeletal, underwait, or ehm, anorexic. GOts to have some meat on zee bones, in order for those chichi's to look natural. Bitch obviously has serious insecurity issues, look at her fuckin face!! bitch did it to herself and thats that!!!
Submitted by Mahla81 on October 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
OMG all that money and so much FUG. what a waist!!
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Never mind the waist. What about the acreage between her bazooms.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by HellaciousB on October 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
And who the hell performed such a bad job, a first year med student in the Dominican Republic?
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why? are docs from the Dominican Republic bad?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
OMG all that money and so much FUG. what a waist!!
Submitted by HellaciousB on October 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Poor thing looks like a caricature drawing you'd get down at the Third Street Promenade. And who the hell performed such a bad job, a first year med student in the Dominican Republic?
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free boob job with ever carne asada combo at Tijuana Tommy's Taco Shack!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Mrs. Gosling,
The last time i felt you up, your boobs were JUST right!
No boob job for you!
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There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
Creepella: Good link!
Does anyone else think Chloe's daddy looks a little gay? Not that it's a bad thing, but...
I really can't stand Olivia Newton John, either. She sells these breast exam kits, which are basically NOTHING. A bottle of lube, a piece of latex and a DVD for FORTY DOLLARS. You don't need to BUY ANYTHING to do a self-exam. You can do it in the damn shower with soap. What a load. She acts like she's doing women a favor by selling them this overpriced junk.
Now I'm gonna get flamed, but I don't care.
Poor thing looks like a caricature drawing you'd get down at the Third Street Promenade. And who the hell performed such a bad job, a first year med student in the Dominican Republic?
Submitted by oklahoma on October 30, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Mrs K's boobs bring all the boys to the yard!!
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I DO like to show them off.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Mrs K's boobs bring all the boys to the yard!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 30, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Farrah, I think Chloe's next surgey will to make her eyes look up permanently.
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dammit. We're gonna need another Hattori Hanzo!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Mrs G, I have to say...
I have recently lost 25 pounds and my boobies got smaller and I am sooooooooooooo happy.
I like small boobies.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Farrah, I think Chloe's next surgey will to make her eyes look up permanently.
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Seems like without tenderness there's something missing
Tenderness, where is the tenderness
Where is it?
-General Public
Maybe they took a huge gap from between her legs and put it between her boob-bays.. She's gapping everywhere..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
mrs gosling.. just do a TON of research. meditate on it in all aspects. its your choice, but its a big deal and one that shouldnt be taken lightly in my opinion.
best wishes hon♥♥
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 2:38pm.
AW thanks Mrs. K =) I love me too lol I just thought bigger boobs would make look fanatastic..My bf is totally against it too..Ive never touched real boobs though lol so i was wondering if any of you had one and how natural they actually looked /felt..not very im guessing
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Mrs. G-
A buddy of mine dated (okay, he just fucked a few times) a girl with fake hooters, one of which burst at one time or another, and she had to get a replacement. So then she had one that was silicon, and one that was water (or something) filled. Neither one looked or felt real.
But, if all else fails, take your BF out to the nearest 'Dollar Store' (titty bar) and shop around!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
oh, shit, thanks to this thing, happy hour will come earlier today.
I'll be in my teepee (spelling? whatever) drinking Amarula. Choice of the day.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Her mom needs to have her committed.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 30, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Off topic, but related to boobs - SO I ordered a new bra from Victoria's on Monday. Same size as the one I have now, just a different style. HOLY FUCKING Parachute! The cups are HUGE! Not saying I have ginormous tits, just saying that the bra is NOT the same as the other one.
Did they change their cuping?
I work at Victoria's Secret. Which bra did you order cause we do have some new bra styles that are meant to give you more lift. Was it the new Bio fit, Angels, or a Body by Victoria? I just got the new Bio Fit and the size fits me wierd too.
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I haven't tried it on yet, I will at lunch. I got the Very Sexy Plunge. I have to go online to look up the exact name. They didn't have my size without the gel curve shit. Maybe that is why it looks so huge.
holy belfrey bats she looks nuts!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 2:14pm.
@TITS - here's an articile about it
http://www.onlyolivia.com/memorabilia/mags/2008/080707au_womansday_1x4.h...
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Off topic, but related to boobs - SO I ordered a new bra from Victoria's on Monday. Same size as the one I have now, just a different style. HOLY FUCKING Parachute! The cups are HUGE! Not saying I have ginormous tits, just saying that the bra is NOT the same as the other one.
Did they change their cuping?
I work at Victoria's Secret. Which bra did you order cause we do have some new bra styles that are meant to give you more lift. Was it the new Bio fit, Angels, or a Body by Victoria? I just got the new Bio Fit and the size fits me wierd too.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Wish she'd eat!
Poor girl... our society sux and not in the good way!
Also, if I have a busy body co-worm who pesters me... I claim illness.
I'm like sick all the time! It's contagious biotches get away!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Yeah, but what's that wierd looking thing coming out of her chest in the pit between her tittays? There's sculpted and then there's looking very very wrong.
she looks like allegra versace