Thursday, October 30th 2008
Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different
Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession "Rock the Cradle," might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it's totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe's face is too much for them to take so they are slowly making their way to her back, hoping she doesn't notice. Keep creeping, chichis! You'll make it there by the end of the week.
Even if Chloe did figure it out, it would take three rolls of duct tape, a few tubes of Gorilla Glue, two tractor pulls and a dozen clamps to get her tittays back together. They're a pair of stubborn motherfuckers.
Here's the Opera Princess of Darkness and her determined chichis at a charity event last night.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Any one here have a boob job?? Ive been thinking of getting one but seeing this pic and Tara's disaster..maybe not
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, don't!!!!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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AW thanks Mrs. K =) I love me too lol I just thought bigger boobs would make look fanatastic..My bf is totally against it too..Ive never touched real boobs though lol so i was wondering if any of you had one and how natural they actually looked /felt..not very im guessing
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Submitted by luscious_t on October 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Topanga -
OK, so you *know* I totally scrolled up and didn't read anything else after that, right? I also think you might owe me for cleaning the coffee of my monitor. ~teehee that was great :)
LMAO...sorry being on this site does things to my eyes.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "Any one here have a boob job?? Ive been thinking of getting one but seeing this pic and Tara's disaster..maybe not"
A good friend of mine got some and they came out very nice. Very natural-looking; nothing like these hoes.
But I wouldn't encourage it.
Edit: You just never know how they're going to turn out. And the pain after is excruciating.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Any one here have a boob job?? Ive been thinking of getting one but seeing this pic and Tara's disaster..maybe not
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One of my childhood mates got a boob job right after high school, and hers turned out nice. She didn't go to extremes tho--I think she just went to a full B or small C from an A or something like that.
I'm flat as a board and thought about getting surgery for a while, but I've never had luck in much of anything; I'd probably wake up with some Posh bolt-ons.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Any one here have a boob job?? Ive been thinking of getting one but seeing this pic and Tara's disaster..maybe not
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DON'T!!!!!
I love you just the way you are!
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Submitted by Hekki on October 30, 2008 - 2:29pm.
I feel very sorry for Chloe. To me, she is a lost little girl who is looking for approval. She seems like a pretty nice girl, too. I can't say anything bad about her, because her pain is so damn obvious. She and Allegra Versace remind me of each other. A LOT. I hope she finds some peace with herself some day.
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I think the same thing about her. I've seen pictures of her before she started messing with her face and she wasn't at all unattractive. I think she's got some severe body dismorphic disorder issues.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Any one here have a boob job?? Ive been thinking of getting one but seeing this pic and Tara's disaster..maybe not
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Well, so much for her being able to titty fuck.
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Even Peter North couldn't touch the sides...
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No shit! LMAO!
I feel very sorry for Chloe. To me, she is a lost little girl who is looking for approval. She seems like a pretty nice girl, too. I can't say anything bad about her, because her pain is so damn obvious. She and Allegra Versace remind me of each other. A LOT. I hope she finds some peace with herself some day.
She's wearing shorts with pantyhose!!!!
Crime against man, God and nature!!!!!!!
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Women, stop mutilating your bodies in order to look "good" for a man!!
What has become of women's liberation when we think that self esteem has anything to do with how you look on the outside?
Topanga -
OK, so you *know* I totally scrolled up and didn't read anything else after that, right? I also think you might owe me for cleaning the coffee of my monitor. ~teehee that was great :)
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^Honky mom for Obama~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Ewww. Her cleavage is worse than Tori the Hut's!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by missy on October 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.
here's what I say to the lingerers.
"Every morning I photograph my bowel movement and post it on my web site. Would you like the link?"
They usually shut up and go away.
www.bunnysBMs.com
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Off topic, but related to boobs - SO I ordered a new bra from Victoria's on Monday. Same size as the one I have now, just a different style. HOLY FUCKING Parachute! The cups are HUGE! Not saying I have ginormous tits, just saying that the bra is NOT the same as the other one.
Did they change their cuping?
That girl needs to switch plastic surgeons ASAP...
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Well, so much for her being able to titty fuck.
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Even Peter North couldn't touch the sides...
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
awful implants!
Why do such skinny women get such large implants? who do they think they are fooling?
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Seems like without tenderness there's something missing
Tenderness, where is the tenderness
Where is it?
-General Public
TOPANGA okie and I were talking it this morning, we decided it was Zac Ephron
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Well, so much for her being able to titty fuck.
The new look of the millenium for every young wannabe starlet: bolted on titties to a 2-pound frame.
Hideous.
Just hideous.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Her head is HUGE. How the hell did her mother get that monster sized thing out of her chocha?? It must be like the grand canyon in there now. She needs a cranium reduction.
used to have a cow-irker with whom i had a pact. if someone was lingering or droning we would call the other person on the phone to free them.
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TITS- we have the same system!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Stoney - cause the world is filled with annoying dumbasses.
I used to work next to this chick whod go on and on about her new baby every fuckin day
like what color the kids shit was if he ate certian foods. PLEASE MAN!!
I'd just igore her and then eventually say "Sorry Sue but I haven't been listening, Im really busy."
It didnt work but she got canned eventually.
*shrugs*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yikes. Chloe has got a continental divide between her fake boobs!
Sometimes fake boobs migrate like that (think Victoria Beckham). The result is most unnatural looking, but it can be fixed. Also, gaining 10 pounds would help disguise the outline of her implants, while adding a bit to her cup size.
As for the face, well, the jury is still out on that one.
Ok, totally off topic but am I the only one who for a split second thought that the girl in the "Haunting of Molly Hartley" ad (top right corner of the site) was totally getting it from the back at first glance? lmao...my mind is playing tricks on me or maybe I just need to get some. Sorry..carry on =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Chloe definitely looked like her father, before all of the surgery anyway:
http://olivianj0.tripod.com/lattanzi.jpg
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Why don't coworkers understand that when you aren't looking AT them while they drone on and on, you'd rather they shut the fuck up!!
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hah roger that. you can always suddenly answer your cell phone that is on vibrate...
used to have a cow-irker with whom i had a pact. if someone was lingering or droning we would call the other person on the phone to free them.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Jeez man how old is this chick? She looks like a reject cyborg.
ew.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Perhaps you haven't perfected your "eyes-glazed-over" look or else your co-workers are too stupid and self-centered to notice your lack of responsiveness.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I think that for a 43 year old woman, she's holding up reasonably well. Not great, but --you know-- okay.
How did that, that THING come from the flowery crotch of Olivia Newton John? It's gotta be Halloween everyday for Chloe.
Submitted by Stoney on October 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Why don't coworkers understand that when you aren't looking AT them while they drone on and on, you'd rather they shut the fuck up!!
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I hear ya Stoney, we've got a couple like that here, just yapyapyap, even thought it's obvious you aren't listening at all. If only I could fart on command.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Yep - When she was on MTV's Rock the Cradle they showed her dad - living in a teepee -
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Was it a nice teepee, was he living alone, where was it located?
Plumbing, electricity? these are all important questions.
Igloos are nice too, but I imagine the ice would get all dirty from the cooking and fires.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Why don't coworkers understand that when you aren't looking AT them while they drone on and on, you'd rather they shut the fuck up!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
wow, she is messed up in the head! poor thing seems to have a serious body image disorder.
i think she is trying to look more like angelina jolie or something. she is entering mickey rourke monster face territory.
Jeffro love your avie of Long Duc Dong ^_^
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
You'd have to go to a really crappy surgeon to get something like that. I'm not saying it's natural, but it's hard to believe that someone as wealthy as she must be could not afford a better job. It's like she did them herself.
Then again, even before this, she looked like she had loads of plastic surgery. I don't think she actually did because she's too young to have had what looks like a lip job, a nose job, forehead Botox and an eye lift.
And on top of all that, she does look very thin. I wonder if it's all part of her trying to get her big break in the music business. She should move to the U.S. We'll fatten her up. She could be a less obnoxious Kelly Osbourne.
She looks nothing like her mom or dad.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
You can drive an oceanliner between those boobs.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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Her eating disorder isn't a secret.
It is pretty sad, that these young girls are so quick to go under the knife before they even get a chance to develop naturally.
Thank you, society.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Yep - When she was on MTV's Rock the Cradle they showed her dad - living in a teepee -
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Holy fucking horrible tit job batman!
The fuck?
Didn't her mom guide her towards the certified plastic surgeon?
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unfortunately, her mom didn't pick a good one either! and that dent in the middle... looks like they had to crack her ribcage... gross...
Submitted by Creepella on October 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Really? I could SO live in a teepee.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Omg look at her hands....obviously she has an eating disorder, and the boob job was just to make her feel prettier...so sad =(
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
I bet this girl has never eaten latkes.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Holy fucking horrible tit job batman!
The fuck?
Didn't her mom guide her towards the certified plastic surgeon?
I feel sorry for Chloe. She obviously has issues since she spoke about being alone all the time when she was a child and while it's not bad, just strange, her father lives in a teepee.
Chloe looks beat for a girl in her twenties.