Thursday, October 30th 2008
Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different
Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession "Rock the Cradle," might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it's totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe's face is too much for them to take so they are slowly making their way to her back, hoping she doesn't notice. Keep creeping, chichis! You'll make it there by the end of the week.
Even if Chloe did figure it out, it would take three rolls of duct tape, a few tubes of Gorilla Glue, two tractor pulls and a dozen clamps to get her tittays back together. They're a pair of stubborn motherfuckers.
Here's the Opera Princess of Darkness and her determined chichis at a charity event last night.
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What the fuck kind of surgeon would do this to someone? She clearly was not a candidate for this type of surgery. It should be the ultimate responsibility of the doctor to say "no." This is just fucked up.
That is so sad - you could park a truck between her toilet plunger boob.
What would make someone do that to themselves, how low would their self-estemm have to be?
Can't motorboat, no...but I guess he could try to use them as earmuffs on cold nights...just snuggle his head in between!
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!-MK
I have always called her momma Olivia Neutron Bomb every since Dr. Johnny Fever did in an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.
Where, where did my innocence go?
How, how was a young girl to know?
I'm trapped, trapped in the spell of your eyes
In the warmth of your arms
In the web of your lies
But it gets me nowhere to tell you no
And it gets me nowhere to make you go
Will a little more love make you start depending
Will a little more love bring a happy ending
Will a little more love make it right?
Will a little more love make it right?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
This girl is ill because of her warped view of her body and what is attractive.
Trashing on a anorexics body is just bad form.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Balloon chichis and crazy eyes.
What a combination!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Dang, a guy can't even motorboat but I'm pretty sure he'll be able to go jet skiing in that space between her chichis. She still looks like a epileptic blow fish
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by City Barbie on October 30, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Nevermind the retreating chichis, she obviously has an eating disorder. She's got that distinct bobbleheaded look of an anorexic.
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ouch, YES, just clicked on the thumbies, so sad.
I love you. seriously.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
-sera-
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!-MK
oh my...makes my chichis hurt looking at that bony expressway.
and jeeeesuz, is her sternum caving in???
"I never been so happy in my whole life...now I have a place to put my hand!"
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like a low-budget Angelina Jolie in that picture?
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George Michael: Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so...
Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of mass.
Dong where is my auto-mo-bill?
bwa ha ha, auto-mo-bill, ha ha...Lake, Big Lake!
There are so many lines I use all the time.
You don't spell it son, you eat it.
Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on October 30, 2008 - 1:45pm.
She could play a character in the Star Wars cantina.
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I literally lol'd on that one! (my kid's a SW nerd and so this one hits so close to home - I know the reference all too well - you should see the wad I had to drop on SW shit for his bday yesterday)
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^Honky mom for Obama~
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Chloe, i doubt you need that bra that you're showing everyone.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Nevermind the retreating chichis, she obviously has an eating disorder. She's got that distinct bobbleheaded look of an anorexic.
No
This is what you get when you cross Donatella with Allegra Versace...
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I remember when Livvy and Matt had baby Chloe - the tabs were full of stories and pictures of the happy family. As she grew older, pictures revealed a shy awkward teen, and the comments regarding her looks weren't complimentary.
It's not a surprise to see Chloe like this now.
It is a bloody shame, though.
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Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Of course she looks different. Fresh set of titty implants that you could drive a bus through. That is the worst and most obvious boob job ever.
Face lift, check. Or maybe severe Botox overdose. Quick, somebody tell her a joke and see if her face moves! But at least she laid off the Botox lip injections. Her lips used to look like a swollen hemmoroid-plagued anus.
Omg.
Well... we know she paid Waaaayyyyy too much for that boob job. shit.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
She could play a character in the Star Wars cantina.
More sad than her creeping chichis is the fact that it looks like her eating disorder is rearing its ugly head again.
Makes me just want to hug her arms to her skinny body and stuff french fries down her throat.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Have they found the ugly stick she was beaten with?
Wow, her thighs are sooooooo skinny! Girl needs to go to rehab for her anorexia, stat!
That's a mask, right?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 1:37pm
Your avie, LOVE IT!
The Donger, whats a happenin' hwat stuff?
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Thanks! 16 Candles was on the other night, couldn't help but watch.
"what are you bitching about? I've gotta sleep under a Chinaman named after a duck's dork!"
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
Phoebe Price has some serious competition. Chicken cutlet awards.
WTF is that? Shes giving Amanda Lepore(sp?) a run for her money. How old is she?
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#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
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lmao @ "Unless it's totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits"
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
what
the
fuck
she should ask for her money back
o and who ever did her eyes should get a beat down too.....bleh!
I know it's Halloween and all, but enough with the skeletons.
Chloe, there is nothing wrong with eating a bag of Snickers minis before tomorrow. Nothing at all.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 1:37pm
Your avie, LOVE IT!
The Donger, whats a happenin' hwat stuff?
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LOL! "Hey sexy girlfriend!"
I love the Donger.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Yuck, the dent in the middle adds a special touch. LOL
Jeffro11 on October 30, 2008 - 1:37pm
Your avie, LOVE IT!
The Donger, whats a happenin' hwat stuff?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
If I had known back then that this was where my money was going, I would never have bought “Physical”.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Her chest looks like a longhorn steer skull with skin over it. Ye Ha!
Why does her mother keep letting this tard get plastic surgery?!?
Her tits look horrible.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Chloe's progression:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/chloe_over_the_years.jpg
Those implants are some of the worst I've ever seen! On another note, has it ever been confirmed that Chloe's dad, Matt Lattanzi, is gay?
Looks like a caricature of Angelina
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Dongger need food!"
This makes me so sad. What is going on with this girl, psychologically, and why would docs do this to her?
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^Honky mom for Obama~
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