More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year
Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy's daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing.
Here's a few more pictures from Closer Magazine of the wedding of the year. These pictures just confirm that this is the way all weddings were meant to be. I need to track down the Quinn's caravan, because I must beg them to adopt me into their family. I have to be around this kind of glamour and elegance 24-hours a day.
There's probably an extra black hole in the earth's core from the intense glamour rays this wedding created. I'm surprised the world didn't break in two.
And don't show Chris Hansen or Peta the third thumbnail below.
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i am a traveller a true traveller wher u cant have boyfriend till your 18, and have to go through old fashiond courtship and beliefs. it is true that travellers go ott on weddings because this signifies the start of the relationship wher they can live together so is a big day for all travelling girls moving out and becoming a wife all in one day.BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN ENGILSH TRAVELLERS JUST IRISH!!!!! these families are giving us the bad reputation if i came downstairs on the day of my wedding expecting my dad to give me away like that im sure he would kill me!! dis houring all the beliefs all traveling girls should have
And to think, the British DON'T have hillbillies!
We were in a local pub restaurant a couple of years ago when the guests from one of these weddings gathered.
We were clueless at first as to where they were going as their costumes, and they could only be called costumes, were unlike anything I have ever seen. Even the men were dressed up like some level of vaudeville hell. And despite the fact it was only just lunchtime they were well on the way to being very well lubricated.
They are travellers: they wed within their own all the time.
So damn gaudy and truly whorish.
I think it was said in the daily mail that this was a family of travellers, they seem to have all the glamorous weddings anyways.
They are so happy now!!!!!!!!!!! It is said they met each other first on a sports dating site ==mysportsdate.com== Their prifiles are found there. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
They all look like a traveling circus, hideous and nasty. But on a brighter note, I didn't see any tatoos.
I think these are probably Irish travellers. I lived in N. Ireland in the late 90's and traveller clans would set up their camp in a public park and would reek havok on the town for a couple of weeks. The men would go to people's houses and pave their driveways while they were at work and then demand huge payments with threats of bodily harm. They would stand outside of public places with babies and demand pocket change "or the baby gets it" - if they didn't get the change they would punch their own kid. When they left the town, they would leave every manner of filth behind - old furniture, trash, even dump the toilets from their caravans (mobile homes/campers). There were always stories that incest and kiddie beauty pageants were customary. The father paving driveways for a living makes me think they are travellers.
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hahah, Her mom compared to his big ole mommy!!
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Looks more like a carnival or circus performance rather than a wedding.
They must be gypsies if he can afford that much money paving driveways. Gypsies are famous for the "quickie" repaving jobs in the US neighborhoods with black paint that washes away in a few weeks....They knock on doors and do everyones driveways for $100 and then skip town
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I'm so in love with this wedding right now!
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
wow that chicks mom titts are so huge, i can't believe they let a 16 yr old marry someone so young. but can someone break me off some of her father!!!
wow that chicks mom titts are so huge, i can't believe they let a 16 yr old marry someone so young. but can someone break me off some of her father!!!
I've read a few discussions on DL over the past two years about the derivation of "chav." (I'm not saying these folks are chavs.) I read that the Romani term for an unmarried male member of the Roma ethnic group is "čhavo."
No there not Irish gypsies, there like english chavs.
Submitted by ophelia6 on October 30, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Are these folks irish gypsies (travellers)?
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That's what I was wondering. This is typical for them, isn't it?
The kids in blue are a riot. The wedding dress, even more so. Now I know what to wear for my next wedding, haha!
And with me weighing 220 pounds, it will be SO STUNNING!!!!!
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Submitted by devilgirl on October 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Now THAT made me laugh because I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm surprised they didn't make the little girls get boobs jobs just for the occasion.
I know what my next Halloween party is going to look like.
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those blue dresses are.........wow, just fucking wow
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
wtf is up with those kids :/
they are a peado's dream. if my kids went out like that,they'd get a smack
Makes me feel homesick for good ole England. Pikeyfantabulous.
Submitted by nebajnim on October 31, 2008 - 12:41am.
oh the mother is totally the woman with the huge tits. you can see that her and the girl share many facial features.
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thanks for posting the pics! yesterday was such a tease, i had to see more. specifically, i had to see what those blue outfits looked like. the internets had nothing! thanks for tracking these down. Course, now i only want more...
Bloody pikeys.
I hope the Inland Revenue (that's like you Yanks' IRS) ask them HTF they afforded to wedding and where the last 30 years of back taxes are!
there's no way this is real. i don't--can't---refuse to believe it. they're mocking americans or something. got to be a joke
I think it is funny when white trash has kids so fast that they add in a generation on to my middle class family. I mean, my Grandma is 85 and I am 34, and don't have kids. Now here is this family where the 33 year old mom has a married daughter.
By the way, methinks someone couldn't identify the Mom of the wedding party. Uh... That requires a bit of rational deduction; but see if you agree with my conclusion:
Clue #1. The mother is only 33. Not 50 or so like the lady in turquoise.
Clue #2: The father likes to waste his money and is a sucker for a bad deal. (clue #2.b. MK and some posters have called the dad "hot")
Clue #3: There is a woman with a really outrageous tit job.
I'd give 5 to 1 that the titty girl is the one. BAM! Any takers?
I bet that ho is knocked up. They'll be in divorce court in a year or 2.
Are these folks irish gypsies (travellers)?
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damm what fucking size of bra is that??!!! anyway her father is Hot!
omg those people are soooo fuglyy and orange...oh and i think the theme of the wedding was the 80's..
Submitted by cfennis on October 30, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Those kids look like a cross between the spooky girls in the original version of The Shining and the dwarf from Willow. Damn, I'm fucking old.
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I think picture #3 should be a Caption This contest. Those little girls scare the hell out of me
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 30, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Know the difference between the bride and a bowling bowl? One only fits 3 fingers.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 30, 2008 - 10:09pm.
In the second thumbnail, is that the bride bent over wearing the mermaid girdle?
Yes, with Mermaid VPL.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 30, 2008 - 10:09pm.
In the second thumbnail, is that with the bride bent over wearing the mermaid girdle?
I'm not sure Slutty but the girl in pic 6 with the bowling ball size hooters might be related.
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Um this is just a big joke right? I mean come on ha ha jokes on us. No? its real? God help us, I can't turn away!!! What is going on with those cupie dolls wearing fur coats and bathing suits to a wedding??? Ahh damn I wish I could say "only in america" alas I cant. damn we were out done once again!!
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The one girl in the gold outfit appears to have microencephaly, which was probably caused inbreeding.
Some of the other girls have sort of jacked-looking features as well.
My mom was hired to photograph/videotape an "event" in the Chicago-area. The people were mostly from down south (Tennessee I think)and she was totally creeped ou; the girls, who were toddler aged to teenager, were all dressed like these girls are, and they did some weird, provocative dance for all the men/boys. She was completely freaked out, showed it to me & considered calling the police, but she wouldn't know what to report as nothing illegal appeared to happen. Best we could figure out was that it was some sort of cult. They had A LOT of money.
Welcome to the Freakshow.
next to Faces of Death III
this is the sickest thing
I have ever seen.
Excuse me I have to
use the toilet and thank God
my bathtub is right next to it.
In the second thumbnail, is that with the bride bent over wearing the mermaid girdle?
My God, this is fascinating. I just can't take my eyes off those chavtastic photos!
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Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Got any spare pasties TL? I'll see if I can swing them in opposing directions at the same time!
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Yeah, we'll get you the kind with sparkling tassels since this is a KLASSY affair and all...Oh, and don't forget to shave your cooch...
Carry on....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Got any spare pasties TL? I'll see if I can swing them in opposing directions at the same time!
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TITS IN DA HOUSE...Go, TITS...GO, TITS...it's ya birfday....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You're on TL. I've got the organic catnip and some compressed air! Can I come too?
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Submitted by big balls on October 30, 2008 - 8:12pm.
WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS...
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I understand you're jealous; after all, not everyone can dress up in outfits befitting a dimwitted whore with severe glaucoma, who has stepped straight out of an impoverished ghetto. Not everybody has the talent or the strength to rock metallic blue eyeshadow and arched chola-esque eyebrows, either. It's just NOT possible that every person can fathom why you would dress up your 6 & 8 year old trailer park cousins in outfits from the exclusive prostiTOTS collection...so your envy is understandable. I pray for you...for it's not everyday that not only a bride, but her divinely classy family can make Shauna Sands look demure and modest as a Greek Orthodox Nun.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 8:26pm.
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You're my kind of D-Lister. Let's go party with the Tiger.
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WOOHOO! PURPLE DRANK FOUNTAIN!!! *throwin Funyuns and Lil' Debbie Snack cakes out to the DListed crowd...* Oh, and get Bill Pullman's kid here...Talk about kids knowin' how to PARTAY....Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw! Jekem,Jekem,Jenkem!....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MichaelK posted the following:
"Missy's luxurious two-piece wedding gown: £16,000
Missy's gorgeous crystal bouquet: £500
The outfits worn by some of the babies at the wedding: £300
One of the guests' hot pants and bra ensemble: £700
Missy and Thomas' new trailer, a gift by her parents: £18,000"
He forget to add:
Having your "virginal" daughter surpass The Empress of Lucite in looking supremely slatternly, if not wickedly whorish: PRICELESS!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls